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haha I hosed up the name of my dumb parody thread should have said betty crocker oh well I"m going to miss all those cookies, cakes and cream pies
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:16 |
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proof of concept posted:haha I hosed up the name of my dumb parody thread Dat 1986 Betty was something else.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:55 |
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did you guys know martha stewart is 74? holy crap
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:59 |
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Haverchuck posted:did you guys know martha stewart is 74? holy crap Still would for those insider stock tips.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:09 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:13 |
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lol
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:26 |
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I remember reading an archie once where jughead falls in love with betty crocker but it was an in-universe analog so instead her name was betty cracker and he just made her food and ate it and sighed at her picture on the box
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:28 |
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homestuck is gay
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:28 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:homestuck is gay
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:29 |
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proof of concept posted:I remember reading an archie once where jughead falls in love with betty crocker but it was an in-universe analog so instead her name was betty cracker and he just made her food and ate it and sighed at her picture on the box If one reads Archie comics enough, the Archie comics read back.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:30 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:If one reads Archie comics enough, the Archie comics read back.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:32 |
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“Oh, I started dyeing it ages ago when my color started to fade away to a more whiteish, greyish color,” says White. “I thought to myself, ‘Well Betty, if you can’t have the dark color anymore, might as well try on the blonde for a while,’ and it just kind of stuck. When I played Rose on Girls, the joke about my natural hair color made it into several episodes. I’ve always had a sense of humor about it.”
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:37 |
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Betty White is clearly a sack of filth for us all.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:16 |
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Who?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:19 |
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Betty White. She pretty much invented modern pegging.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:27 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:homestuck is gay
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:28 |
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homestuck is for ar-tards
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:51 |
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Betty Crocker died as she had lived: fake and gay.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:58 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:Betty Crocker died as she had lived: fake and gay. she doesn't deserve to be associated with homestuck in any way shape or form
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:00 |
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bump
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:33 |
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betty fucker
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:34 |
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proof of concept posted:she doesn't deserve to be associated with homestuck in any way shape or form Amen, brother.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:34 |
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haha that's not betty white!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:37 |
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i came to this thread for bette white but look at this mess!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:37 |
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she is not a mess she is a skeleton SHEEESH!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:38 |
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proof of concept posted:she is not a mess she is a skeleton SHEEESH! u shoudl see the bone she's giving me
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:40 |
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colonel sanders died while loving betty crocker #teachthecontroversy
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:43 |
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vulvasaur posted:u shoudl see the bone she's giving me
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:06 |
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Howard Beale posted:colonel sanders died while loving betty crocker #teachthecontroversy norm mcdonald got the clap off ann landers tho
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:06 |
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please photoshop me onto betty white's skeleton rear end
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:08 |
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vulvasaur posted:please photoshop me onto betty white's skeleton rear end dont you mean skeletors rear end?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:09 |
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bump
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:10 |
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i'd bake my twinkie in her crocker
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:16 |
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sorry i used a betty crocker reference like op intended before he hosed up
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:16 |
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lol if this shitheap makes it to a second page
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:19 |
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PIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:19 |
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proof of concept posted:lol if this shitheap makes it to a second page Chinatown posted:PIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:20 |
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its cool we still have sandra lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:42 |
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I would bend betty Crocker over the kitchen counter and gently caress her hard. Push her face down into a tray of cookie dough. Then bake those cookies and top them off with jizz icing. Invite colonel Sanders and aunt jamima over watch them eat the poo poo out of those cookies. Crumbs filling up their facial hair. Then I'd go to the mall and buy that mad max movie cause I'm hearing good things
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 05:11 |
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I would cook her a nice meal so that she can take the evening off and relax for a change
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 05:34 |