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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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THE LONG WALK

6: Remember this September to Set your Clocks to Midnight



so what's this then this is where you get to do something about writing that novel you've always had inside you and can finally get all the money respect sex nothing you deserve.

sounds cool how does it work round about the first day of every month I put a thread up and you post in it to say how much new writing you're gonna post by 2359 PST on the last day of that month. there might be a little general leeway at the end of the month, but don't count on it and don't ask for extensions.

lol imma post one word 'lol' there I won lol there's a 4k word minimum. you can pledge more if you like, but 4k is the ante.

how many terrible words have been written through this thread and the ones before it? 724,500. Some of them might have been good? idk

what happens if I gently caress it up every promise has to have a :toxx: attached. you fail, you get banned.

how should I post my stuff up to you, but a link to a gdoc with comments enabled is best that way you won't restrict your publication options later.

can I do short stories sure. It has to be new words (prose, poetry, limericks) but otherwise you can post whatever as long as you make the wordcount

can I critpost, shitpost, or shart my jorts don't really care, it's not the thunderdome so just follow the exhortations of your clotted goony heart but keep in mind that detailed crits of longform stuff aren't super useful; better to keep them general. normal CC rules apply so be harsh but helpful

is there an irc channel yes, if you've signed up: synirc, #longwalk, but most of us hang out in #thunderdome

where are the previous months April, May June July, August

who tells the mods if i gently caress up and don't make it anyone can call in a failed toxx; if no one else does it I do

who checks i've done it i could just not and say i did lol you need to satisfy me, which isn't a high bar tbh, but I'll probably need to see something, up to you what that is

how long are you gonna do it for at least a year, but if it's working for people there's no reason it couldn't go on longer

how can someone be so precisely disabled as to be able to pronounce the last 'k' in 'cock' but not the first? you know, that's a really good question

Long Walk 6: Remember this September to Set your Clocks to Midnight

Sittinear: 5k, 5 subs MMMMMMMMADE IT
Broenheim: 5k words, 5 subs YEAH MADE IT BROENHEIM KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS I.E. NOT GETTING BANNED TIME
Kuronabright: 10k, half by 20 sept CRAZY DOS DUDE MADE IT CRAZY DOS STYLE WOO
spectres of autism: 4k SPECTRES OF MAKING IT MORE LIKE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE DON'T CAAAAAARRRE
meinberg: 4k GO MEINBERG YOU BEAUTIFUL NERDY POETIC-rear end MAKING IT MOTHERFUCKER
DrOck: 4k WHOOOOAA DOC YOU ARE A PHD IN MAKING IT THOUGH PERHAPS NOT BY VERRRRRY MUCH

Jonked: 20k :siren: FAILCLASM! SOUND THE TOXXIN' HORN :siren:

Guinness13: 5k SUCK UP A DELICIOUS 13 PINTS OF BLACK BEER AND CLAP SPASTICALLY AS YOU EXPIRE OF ALCOHOL POISONING BECAUSE YOU MADE IT
IronicTwist: 6k, 4k by 20.9, 15 subs YEAH GONNA FEEL SO GOOD, TWISTIN BY THE MADE-IT POOL ACTUALLY I HATED THAT SONG BUT I DON'T HATE YOU B/C YOU MADE IT

thehomemaster: 4k :siren: FAILCLASM! SOUND THE TOXXIN' HORN :siren:

PAINTED BIRD GODDAMMIT DON'T YOU FAIL THIS TIME: 5k HOLY poo poo THAT WAS CLOSE MS BIRD STILL I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO BAN U BECAUSE YOU MADE IT HURRAH SUCK A gently caress BRONCHITIS, SUCK A BIG OLD DIRTY OLD DUMB OLD gently caress
ravenkult: 10k WOOO TEACHER SAYS ALL GOOD SPRING BREAK MADE IT GUY PARTY HARD LIKE THAT GUY WITH TEH PIANO, AND THE BLOOD
docbeard: 7,500 ALSO A DOCTOR, ALSO MADE IT ARE YOU IN CAHOOOOOOOOTS
anime was right: 6k HURRAH HURRAH ANIME IS MADE IT
capntastic: 5k by the 28th MADE IT-TASTIC
baby babbeh: 4k BABY STEPS ON THE MADE IT STAIR
td og stoporstar: 20k STUPORSTADE IT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SEEEENSE
thranguy: 4k MADE IT GUY IS A LITTLE BETTER BUT NOT GONNA LIE I'M RUNNING OUT OF PUFF HERE
mag7: 4k MADE IT 7 WITH AN AMAZING OUTLINE NO WAIT HE ACTUALLY WROTE A STORY YAYY
morning bell: 4k MADE IT BELL TOO EASY ON A ROLL AGAIN
mercalicious: 6k YEAH BOYEEEE MADE IT LIKE SOME KIND OF BABY-HAVING BOSS
Trex: 8k CONSIDER THE TREX, HUGE JAWS TINY ARMS AND A GIGANTIC TAIL COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF MADE IT
Leekster: 4k MADEITSTER I'M NOT REALLY EVEN TRYING NOW BUT HURRAH ANYWAY
redtonic: 4k MONSTER LAST MINUTE GIVE NO FUCKS SIGN UP NBD REDTONIC WILL BE OVER HERE SMOKING A POST MAKING IT CIG








RECORD OF THE FALLEN



CHTHONIC BELL/A PAINTED BIRD... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X3)
KILLFAST37... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
MORNING BELL... DIDN'T MAKE IT
DR KLOCTOPUSSY... DIDN'T MAKE IT
BOMPACHO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
CRABROCK... DIDN'T MAKE IT
REDTONIC... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MARTELLO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
THEHOMEMASTER... DIDN'T MAKE IT
JONKED... DIDN'T MAKE IT

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Oct 1, 2015

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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magnificent7 posted:

Okay fine gently caress you. 4,000.

Last night I had the greatest idea in the world for my next book, so does it count if my words are disjointed concepts/plot points, or does it have to be actual storying?

I was gonna be all 'yeah whatever', but actually I'm not going to. Story, mag7, don't thumb twiddle.

I mean I know plotting is important, but write something that people might read rather than structural diagrams.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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Meinberg posted:

If I have an eye towards submitting to places, should I write towards a specific publication or should I just write and figure out where I can send it later on?

Writing to a specific market is good practice, IMO, just don't be too specific so you can submit it to more than one place.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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Mercedes posted:

I've been lazy as gently caress lately. Put me down for 6k words. That's about two published nasty sex stories.

awesome, everyone added. up to 140k words. Fail not, or the lowtax will feast.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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kurona_bright posted:

My (late) midpoint update:

90 words.

Yeah.

You should write some more words

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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thehomemaster posted:

Can we bail? I mean, I don't even know why I sighed up so it would be nice if you could just take me out of this. I'd rather not be banned. Not going to list excuses, just flat saying there ain't a chance in hell this was ever going to happen.

Cheers!

You can bail. Like it says in the op.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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ravenkult posted:

Don't know what weird, disgusting time zone we're working with, but I'm 7k in and intend to hit my goal, so nobody ban me.

Timezone is PST with a little sprinkle of mercy on top.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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painted bird posted:

I'm pleading for amnesty on the basis of having bronchitis this month.

Seriously, I spent the month asleep.

Pb that sucks, but a :toxx: is a :toxx:. It could be this isn't the incentive that works for you?

I'll send toxx PMs and update the list in a few hours, so get cranking if you haven't.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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painted bird posted:

Hey, sebmojo, I've got a problem: about 1780 words are longhand, across two notebooks. How do I post proof of those? Will blurry photos do.

yes. i have enhanced eyes after a little fracas in Irkutsk, deciphering your blurry chickenscratches will be a snap.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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Closed off. Two bans. We're nearly at a million words, holey moley.

Next thread going up in a few hours.

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