http://www.wsj.com/articles/mcdonalds-set-to-offer-all-day-breakfast-1441134058?mod=e2fb October 6: The Fall None of us imagined the Bird would be capable of such violence. She always seemed so innocent, so gentle and childlike, but it was nothing but a ruse, a disguise she wore until the day she could strike. And strike she did, on the sixth of October. After years of relegation to the morning hours, she seized the opportunity to broaden her reign, and she did it with such suddenness and brutality that none of us were prepared. The Burglar was the first to fall, and his final anguished cry of “Robble!” still echoes in my thoughts. He was followed by the Purple One, his face locked in a rictus of agony as she brought him down with her beak and talons. She must have other plans for me, the Officer, defender of the law, for she did not kill me outright. She locked me into my own cell and forced me to watch as she drowned the Nuggets in their own sauces and plucked the Fry People apart one tendril at a time. And what of the Clown, our ruler? I saw him take to the skies in his hot-air balloon, rising above the land, literally above the fray. As the Bird dragged me away, I cried out to him for salvation. He looked down at me, his white face impassive, and spoke. Although he was too far away for me to hear, I could read his red lips, and my heart sank into frozen despair, for his words let me know the horrible truth. “I’m lovin’ it."
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:05 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:28 |
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cool more choices for me to not buy because gently caress fast food
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:06 |
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egg and cheese biscuit all day bitches
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:06 |
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They already serve all day breakfast in San Diego. It's not that great.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:07 |
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good. more food to add to my mass...
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:09 |
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That scene in Big Daddy or whatever gay Adam Sandler movie that was isn't going to make any sense to our children.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:11 |
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more hot Lovecraftian McBreakfast slashfic plz
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:13 |
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they have been holding onto this feather in their cap for decades. they must be super desperate now, goodbye McDonalds does this mean I can get an egg on my quarter pounder now!?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:20 |
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Last time I went to mcdonalds it literally felt like being back in Congo. I was the only non black person, it smelled bad, and I'm pretty sure the floor was made of dirt and wild animals were running around. No thanks
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:23 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Last time I went to mcdonalds it literally felt like being back in Congo. I was the only non black person, it smelled bad, and I'm pretty sure the floor was made of dirt and wild animals were running around. what the gently caress man did you stop by there to get a snack before burning a cross on a lawn
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:24 |
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If you don't like McGriddles you're a bitchmade human being.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:26 |
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i could just make myself a bowl of cereal and not feel like a fat gently caress, thank you
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:26 |
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Gaunab posted:what the gently caress man Gaunab posted:what the gently caress man Please visit the McDonald's off of fanin and grey in Houston at about 11pm and tell me I'm wrong
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:26 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Please visit Houston
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:28 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Please visit the McDonald's off of fanin and grey in Houston at about 11pm and tell me I'm wrong Have ypu considered getting a job? Who gets fast food at 11pm besides junkies and other losers?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:28 |
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Holy poo poo this opens up a whole avenue of possibilities! A ground beef subbed with egg-white BigMac?! Ghetto chicken and waffles (nuggets with pancakes)!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:31 |
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lol if you eat at mcdonalds i feel sorry for you
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:37 |
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ROFLburger posted:lol if you eat at mcdonalds i feel sorry for you i didn't even know that was possible
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:39 |
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Rats and im on a diet Maybe that is why mcdonalds revenue is going down because I stop eating there.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:40 |
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i order cheeseburgers with no meat patty. this breakfast thing is great news for my lovely suicidal diet
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:42 |
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How about all day food people actually go to McDonalds for aka McDouble and absolutely nothing else
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:43 |
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Waffle House is better. Both the food and the spectacle.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:43 |
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No. 6 posted:Holy poo poo this opens up a whole avenue of possibilities! A ground beef subbed with egg-white BigMac?! Ghetto chicken and waffles (nuggets with pancakes)! JiveHonky posted:i order cheeseburgers with no meat patty. this breakfast thing is great news for my lovely suicidal diet Do either of you fit in a chair if it has arms on it?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:44 |
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ruh roh my stomach is abotu to be in mctrouble
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:44 |
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Edgar posted:Rats and im on a diet Maybe that is why mcdonalds revenue is going down because I stop eating there. You must foresake your diet and become a Dollar Menu Millionaire; it is your destiny.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:44 |
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i love how the bag of mcdonalds food smells like the farts i'm going to have an hour after eating it.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:45 |
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Have ypu considered getting a job? Who gets fast food at 11pm besides junkies and other losers? Pieces of poo poo
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:45 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:How about all day food people actually go to McDonalds for aka McDouble and absolutely nothing else what
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:46 |
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Matey posted:what I want a burger at 5am
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:47 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:I want a burger at 5am
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:48 |
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let me know when they start serving cum
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:50 |
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another subtle increase to the US obesity rate
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:51 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:I want a burger at 5am so do I
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:51 |
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just when we thought you were already stuffing enough sausages in ur mouth in a day
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:51 |
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ive heard dipping a hash brown in the big mac sauce is good can anyone c/d
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:54 |
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vulvasaur posted:just when we thought you were already stuffing enough sausages in ur mouth in a day it's a living
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:55 |
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Matey posted:ive heard dipping a hash brown in the big mac sauce is good can anyone c/d
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:55 |
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symbolic posted:try it yourself why dont you try it?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:56 |
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Matey posted:why dont you try it?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:56 |
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Matey posted:ive heard dipping a hash brown in the big mac sauce is good can anyone c/d You're going to look like your avatar soon
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