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How long after vat meat can I eat a mammoth? That's really all im concerned about. That and eating the vat flesh of famous celebrities.
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Hobohemian posted:How long after vat meat can I eat a mammoth? That's really all im concerned about. That and eating the vat flesh of famous celebrities. Holy poo poo holy poo poo that's going to become a thing. JFC.
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Sep 2, 2015 16:02
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just another tuesday for me OP
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Sep 2, 2015 16:04
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FirstPersonShitter posted:one time a vegan told me that they slaughter pigs by catapulting them at a big metal wall That seems incredibly inefficient for the amount of pork humanity consumes
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Sep 2, 2015 16:04
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Prorat posted:My joke was amazing and should have been empty quoted by all you. actually it was really bad
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Sep 2, 2015 16:07
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I saw this video of some Middle Eastern types slaughering a pig with a chainsaw. They screwed up, only cut off the front half of the pig's cranium with the saw, and the rest of the body galloped off thrashing frantically, spraying blood everywhere with just the remaining hind-brain senselessly propelling the body in full flight...It ran and thrashed about for thirty seconds or so on the plastic sheeting they had laid out. It was hilarious in a sort of morally unforgivable sense. They were laughing. Now that's classic pigmurder. ... Wipe these sadistic horrid subhuman futhermuckers off the face of the earth. ... Air is bad if they use it. zimboe fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Sep 2, 2015 |
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Sep 2, 2015 17:22
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why do you keep thinking that vat meat is actually a thing that exists in this world, and is not currently a sci fi gently caress fantasy? i mean ya some dutch scientists that may as well be performance artists ate some a couple years ago but that doesn't mean it actually exists, that means it's still a dream
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Sep 2, 2015 17:24
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nomadologique posted:why do you keep thinking that vat meat is actually a thing that exists in this world, and is not currently a sci fi gently caress fantasy? How can you say something doesn't exsist and then admit it exists in the same sentence?
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Sep 2, 2015 17:26
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i just don't buy products from factory farms i know that isn't very much but idk what else to do really
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Sep 2, 2015 17:27
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Moridin920 posted:i just don't buy products from factory farms here's your loving trophy, jabrone
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Sep 2, 2015 17:34
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Hobohemian posted:How can you say something doesn't exsist and then admit it exists in the same sentence? just like i can say that, practically, alternative energy sources do not exist, because they do not when you talk about vat meat like it is, at this moment, a viable solution to factory farming/mass animal murder, and the only conundrum is ethical, you are living in a sci fi fantasy world where vat meat is, at this moment, a viable solution to factory farming/mass animal murder
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Sep 2, 2015 17:46
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nomadologique posted:just like i can say that, practically, alternative energy sources do not exist, because they do not That's probably why you sound like an idiot when you post.
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Sep 2, 2015 17:48
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Vat meat isn't gonna catch on except maybe as emergency relief food and even then we have fortified peanut paste that's probably way less wasteful in energy requirements at the production stage
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Sep 2, 2015 17:52
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gently caress the ROW posted:here's your loving trophy, jabrone why are you constantly so lovely? are you alright buddy?
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Sep 2, 2015 17:52
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I sez useless millennial hipsters should be harvested as food to feed the poor and any other random wild animals we may find that are hungry. Really, I see no downside to this. Eight-odd billion humans on this rock, and we still allow these goateed assbottles to steal our collective air. ... And of course there is President Obama "Lion-food" Obama. Won't somebody think of the lions?
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Sep 2, 2015 18:01
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zimboe posted:I sez useless millennial hipsters should be harvested as food to feed the poor and any other random wild animals we may find that are hungry. I mean, if someone wants to emulate the lifestyle of a herbivore, you might as well go all the way and have hipster herds live in constant fear of being eaten by lions and tigers.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:32
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That's actually pretty funny. They had no higher executive functions at that point. If would be like feeling bad for a robot
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Sep 2, 2015 18:38
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Eating meat = bad Exploiting poor people to pick my vegetables = not bad Pest control to increase crop yield = not bad Driving a car, killing thousands of insects = not bad
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Sep 2, 2015 22:55
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Applewhite posted:Holy poo poo Jesus Fried Chicken? Or John F. Chickennedy?
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Sep 2, 2015 23:10
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The Fattest PI posted:Eating meat = bad i don't think it's eating meat = bad so much as factory farming is cruel
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Sep 2, 2015 23:13
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Moridin920 posted:i don't think it's eating meat = bad so much as factory farming is cruel okay Factory farming = cruel Exploiting poor people to pick my vegetables = not cruel Pest control to increase crop yield = not cruel Driving a car, killing thousands of insects = not cruel
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Sep 2, 2015 23:18
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:okay well i try to buy locally sourced poo poo regardless i don't really get the pest control one unless it's bc you're killing insects but idk cmon reaching a bit
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Sep 2, 2015 23:18
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Probably locally sourced dick lmbo
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Sep 2, 2015 23:24
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gently caress the ROW posted:Probably locally sourced dick lmbo yeah grinder none of that cl garbage
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Sep 2, 2015 23:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ncbR_PS50
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Sep 2, 2015 23:25
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proof of concept posted:why? It's not like they're coercing people to have more abortions in order to reap their satanic harvest or whatever. Or are you dumb enough to think that's what's going on? I was being sarcastic. 
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Sep 3, 2015 06:18
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cant wait to eat a poor
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Sep 3, 2015 06:25
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who cares if factory farming is cruel. I mean being a dick to a pig is kinda hosed up since they're pretty smart but our beef industry is morally spotless because there is nothing in a cow brain to process emotion. Nothing in that noggin is going on that's more complex than in an insect brain. The loving things die when they get scared too much. they're basically one ton chickens that dont lay eggs or have any feathers and also have penises and vaginas instead of cloaca but basically the same otherwise.
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Sep 3, 2015 06:34
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i like when the flesh is still on the bone and i must tear it off w/ my teeth like the base animal i know i am
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Sep 3, 2015 09:04
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killaer posted:i use industrialized large scale rituals of f,lesh harvesting to sustain myself and my family. i enjoy the taste of iron, blood, and fear, so it seems fairly natural that i would embed myself in a society that is built upon the ritualized large scale industrial harvesting of flesh. when i tire of the consumption of one type of flesh, i simply move to a different flesh, and if that fails, i devour flesh and skin together. this is extremely my poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM
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Sep 3, 2015 09:08
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Im totally cool with organ farms. Row after of row of replacement human hearts grown on the back of a rat. Whole headless human bodies, slab after slab, all ready to provide your replacement liver or lung. gently caress it, that poo poo aint got souls.
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Sep 3, 2015 09:14
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im for industrialized flesh harvesting but i'm tentatively against chairman yang's liberal policy of nerve stapling
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Sep 3, 2015 09:16
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mandatory organ donations and forced transplants
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Prorat posted:My joke was amazing and should have been empty quoted by all you. Just checking in to say your joke was poo poo.
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Sep 3, 2015 09:40
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rip
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Meat tastes better if it's scared when it's cut. Steal the flesh from their bones and make sure they know when the blade is coming down. ... WHACK *squeee* WHACK WHACK CHOP *squeeeee* gurgle (thud of knife against bone) ... Some people have expressed the opinion that I am a sick bastard. But, Hell, entertainment is where you find it AHAHHAHAHHYHAAAA e: Vegans are basically food animals for the future. Fuckem. Then eat 'em. zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Sep 3, 2015 |
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Sep 3, 2015 19:37
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icantfindaname posted:just another tuesday for me OP
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Sep 3, 2015 19:40
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Pigs are pretty smart. I don't generally eat pork or bacon. The Jews have the right idea with them not being Kosher. I'm kinda weird though as I don't really like the taste of pork, but if I did I'd probably love murdering pigs and devouring their flesh. Cows and chickens are dumb as all gently caress though and really delicious and I don't feel an ounce of guilt eating them. Well, maybe a little, but that's just because it makes me get fat.
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Sep 3, 2015 19:48
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yea rip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyZBoHaHDI
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I hope you Goons appreciate the hard work I have to go through just to get a rise out of you pack of jaded fucks. Sheesh.
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