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every goddamned time 'maybe this article will be different' like a loving rube struttin down the midway, cotton candy and tickets in hand
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theverge:microsoft::fox news:rnc
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maniacdevnull posted:every goddamned time I admitted this to myself a few weeks ago and then unfollowed them and deleted the bookmark. edit: far too late imho
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Sep 2, 2015 04:54
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whenever i read an article from the verge, i read the red text and then realize i've been hoodwinked into reading the same sentence twice every time
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Sep 2, 2015 04:58
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i don't understand this thread, how else are you supposed to get the freshest tech press releases
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maniacdevnull posted:every goddamned time lol
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Phoenixan posted:whenever i read an article from the verge, i read the red text and then realize i've been hoodwinked into reading the same sentence twice
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because you need constant validation for your anti-apple brainwashing op
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Phoenixan posted:whenever i read an article from the verge, i read the red text and then realize i've been hoodwinked into reading the same sentence twice
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duTrieux. posted:i don't understand this thread, how else are you supposed to get the freshest tech press releases um, the verge is a "culture" site now. here are some current headlines: Cyrus just torpedoed her own career, and MTV helped The 2016 Miata: three days with the people’s roadster Saying Idris Elba is too 'street' to play James Bond is racist The tough-to-swallow truth about McDonald's all-day breakfast
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someone break down the cyrus thing for me. i dont really care but clearly do a little bit
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im guessing she did something at the vmas that's only mildly provocative
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yup jesus the verge is like a fanfic site but for the real world
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the weird thing is right that much to everyone's horror the internet and its lovely cultures now warrant discussion from a cultural antropology perspective but i cant think of any publication or website that actually does that that's not utterly poo poo at it
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Sep 2, 2015 10:59
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cracked.com is unironically better than the verge at human interest and culture stories and idk if they've ever reviewed a gadget but if so i'm 100% certain they're better than the verge at that too
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cracked.com did a video where they were like 'clickbait listicles suck and gently caress you readers for making us structure our articles like that' lol
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Sep 2, 2015 14:03
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buzzfeed news is an unironically better journalistic body than cnn/msnbc/huffpo/fox/whatever
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Sep 2, 2015 14:06
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because you're parked at your desk at work for 8 useless hours and sooner or later you're gonna run out of threads to read here, twitter updates, and actually competent news stories. buzzfeed, the verge, gawker, cracked, all that poo poo exists almost explicitly to target the bored 9-5 wage slave that's just waiting out the clock.
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one of my favourite writers about economics and politics writes for rolling stone (matt taibbi)
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Bloody posted:buzzfeed news is an unironically better journalistic body than cnn/msnbc/huffpo/fox/whatever Cold on a Cob posted:cracked.com is unironically better than the verge at human interest and culture stories and idk if they've ever reviewed a gadget but if so i'm 100% certain they're better than the verge at that too yeah well id rather have a broken leg then an amputated leg but that doesn't mean im quite pleased about how broken my leg is either
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maniacdevnull posted:yeah well id rather have a broken leg then an amputated leg but that doesn't mean im quite pleased about how broken my leg is either we're basically halfway to this (in internet form): 
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Cold on a Cob posted:matt taibbi good poo poo
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The Dirge
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Cold on a Cob posted:we're basically halfway to this (in internet form): lol switch off your Adblock and revise your percentage 
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graph posted:good poo poo for a clown to read at the circus library
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maniacdevnull posted:
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data-driven editorial means that they keep posting music/celebrity articles, pretty soon they'll be tmz with the occasional microsoft advertorial I unsubscribed from their rss but since vox bought re/code I still get links to their dumb articles
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recent music recommendations from the verge dot com, popular technology site https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IoedEgydRo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ I guess their advertisers want more teen girls on the site?
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don't forget that every single page is literally infested with analytics and tracking, and good old nilay wrote an article criticizing apple for not making it run fast
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echinopsis posted:someone break down the cyrus thing for me. i dont really care but clearly do a little bit basically don't gently caress with nicki minaj because she don't take no poo poo
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Sep 2, 2015 16:42
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Cold on a Cob posted:cracked.com did a video where they were like 'clickbait listicles suck and gently caress you readers for making us structure our articles like that' lol i remember making fun of cracked's listicles before buzzfeed even existed. they were like the popularizer of online listicles. the only difference between their listicles and modern listicles is they still write a paragraph for each list item oldest on archive.org (they ran robots.txt before this) https://web.archive.org/web/20061027114617/http://www.cracked.com/ buzzfeed at the same time https://web.archive.org/web/20061105113712/http://www.buzzfeed.com/
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carry on then posted:don't forget that every single page is literally infested with analytics and tracking, and good old nilay wrote an article criticizing apple for not making it run fast and then he had a big loving meltdown on twitter when jean-louis gassee made fun of the verge and nilay's ugly bracelet
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Blue Train posted:yea lol such a fuckin boomroast then he cried about it lol
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"I want everyone to know I'm not a suit" - guy wearing a suit who works entirely at corporate sponsored media events
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qirex posted:"I want everyone to know I'm not a suit" - guy wearing a suit who works entirely at corporate sponsored media events I'LL NEVER BE A loving SUIT
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