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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


lol just lol if u think five years from now anyone will remember or care about any of this and the cops will be killing fewer people

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I wonder if it's ok for me to wear my Body Count Cop Killer t-shirt

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
If you are neither black nor white it's fine. I wouldn't advise it for anybody who is black or white though.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

zimboe posted:

I'm perfectly happy with the riotous nature of our esteemed dusky brethren.

They keep the cops so busy they don't even spare a glance for this cracker, so I can get away with all the poo poo I want.
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poo poo, It's great to be White, I tells Ya.

Word.

e: I just wear my old-man hat when I'm drivin' and they ignore me.


Protip:

The old-man hat trick actually works. Gets yourself one a them crappy hats like in Caddyshack- you know, the one you get a bowl of soup with, slouch down, look through the steering wheel, drive slow, and you are invisible to the cops.
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I tells yah, IT WORKS. Saved my rear end again and again as I was moving glass around town in the Nineties.
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But it only works if you're White. Helps if you got gray hair.
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USE racism.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Sep 3, 2015

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
not in the us but I can swerve with no lights at 3am in front of cops and they'll let it slide because being white rules

I also got in the UK with an expired ID

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