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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up


Her name is Denise


And I for one feel Kermie Traded Up.

You may now lose your collective minds.

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
howdo they fuk

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
good for him, ms. piggy was a bitch, kermet deserves better

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Im glad he's out of that abusive relationship, it's weird that abuse is funny when it's a woman on a man.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

howdo they fuk

There is a lot of fingering and hand stuff

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
his new gf should be a chimpanzee who shoves him up her rear end

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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Maldoror posted:

his new gf should be a chimpanzee who shoves him up her rear end

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I could kind of see how they got away with ms piggy cause no one threw fits about stuff like that back then but they've gone with another pig girl?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
#Kermit ain't poo poo. Dropped his ride or die #MissPiggy for some Instagram ham #smdh #TheseFrogsAintLoyal

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I'm glad Kermit finally came to the realization that brunettes are way better.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ArbitraryC posted:

I could kind of see how they got away with ms piggy cause no one threw fits about stuff like that back then but they've gone with another pig girl?

its true, he should be dating a frog

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
^^^^ Is this racist? Speciest? I think it might be.

Hobohemian posted:

I'm glad Kermit finally came to the realization that brunettes are way better.

She's a red head

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
Would.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
klu klux kermit

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Same

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

She's a red head

I thought he was done with the crazies. That's a lateral move at best.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
skinnier and sexier good job kermit

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Miss Piggy probably leaves all kinds of crazy drunken voicemail at 3 am. You need to move after breaking up with a woman like that or else she'll Steve McNair you

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

VendaGoat posted:


Her name is Denise



But Denise was born Denis.

Caitlyn Jenner as a pig.

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

drilldo squirt posted:

Im glad he's out of that abusive relationship, it's weird that abuse is funny when it's a woman on a man.
Miss Piggy would karate chop Kermit into the wall anytime he voiced his independence and everybody would laugh. Pretty disgusting when you think about it.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i like a woman who's bold as brass and smells like rear end

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
y he always so into pigs

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Her name seems kind of strange to me, Denise just like that? Where you have other cast like kermit the frog and swedish chef it strikes me as too mundane sounding.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Denise prolly sells waist trainers and diet tea on Instagram.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ArbitraryC posted:

Her name seems kind of strange to me, Denise just like that? Where you have other cast like kermit the frog and swedish chef it strikes me as too mundane sounding.

sabrina the sow

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

Her name seems kind of strange to me, Denise just like that? Where you have other cast like kermit the frog and swedish chef it strikes me as too mundane sounding.

Like, what?
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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
"Did you just call me Piggy?! My name is DENISE. Did your old jawn even have a 1st name? It's a new day goddammit!"

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
What is this bullshit?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
HELLO. FROG!



happier times

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mange Mite posted:

"Did you just call me Piggy?! My name is DENISE. Did your old jawn even have a 1st name? It's a new day goddammit!"

It talks like a pig, it walks like a pig, then it must be a pig.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
This new muppets show looks like total rear end.

The Office called, they want their tired shtick back.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I remember in the old muppet show, Gonzo would always try to have sex with chickens

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
holcy poo poo

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lol yeah miss piggy totally won that break up

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Pththya-lyi posted:

Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man:



She's just using him to make Kermit green with jealousy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pththya-lyi posted:

Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man:



She's a little old for him, don'tcha think?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Okay so I guess Kermit is apparently only into pigs then?

Don't know why I'm more freaked out that it's with another pig than anything else.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Rutibex posted:

good for him, ms. piggy was a bitch, kermet deserves better

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

VendaGoat posted:




And I for one feel Kermie Traded Up.

You may now lose your collective minds.

Agreed, Natalie Dormer is a trade up.

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