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http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up Her name is Denise And I for one feel Kermie Traded Up. You may now lose your collective minds.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:27 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:57 |
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howdo they fuk
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:28 |
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good for him, ms. piggy was a bitch, kermet deserves better
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:28 |
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Im glad he's out of that abusive relationship, it's weird that abuse is funny when it's a woman on a man.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:29 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:howdo they fuk There is a lot of fingering and hand stuff
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:29 |
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his new gf should be a chimpanzee who shoves him up her rear end
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:30 |
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Maldoror posted:his new gf should be a chimpanzee who shoves him up her rear end
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:32 |
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I could kind of see how they got away with ms piggy cause no one threw fits about stuff like that back then but they've gone with another pig girl?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:32 |
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#Kermit ain't poo poo. Dropped his ride or die #MissPiggy for some Instagram ham #smdh #TheseFrogsAintLoyal
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:34 |
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I'm glad Kermit finally came to the realization that brunettes are way better.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:34 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I could kind of see how they got away with ms piggy cause no one threw fits about stuff like that back then but they've gone with another pig girl? its true, he should be dating a frog
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:34 |
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^^^^ Is this racist? Speciest? I think it might be.Hobohemian posted:I'm glad Kermit finally came to the realization that brunettes are way better. She's a red head
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:38 |
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Would.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:40 |
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klu klux kermit
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:41 |
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kuddles posted:Would. Same
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:42 |
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VendaGoat posted:She's a red head I thought he was done with the crazies. That's a lateral move at best.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:43 |
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skinnier and sexier good job kermit
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:44 |
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Miss Piggy probably leaves all kinds of crazy drunken voicemail at 3 am. You need to move after breaking up with a woman like that or else she'll Steve McNair you
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:47 |
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VendaGoat posted:
But Denise was born Denis. Caitlyn Jenner as a pig.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:50 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Im glad he's out of that abusive relationship, it's weird that abuse is funny when it's a woman on a man.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:56 |
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i like a woman who's bold as brass and smells like rear end
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:56 |
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y he always so into pigs
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:00 |
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Her name seems kind of strange to me, Denise just like that? Where you have other cast like kermit the frog and swedish chef it strikes me as too mundane sounding.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:01 |
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Denise prolly sells waist trainers and diet tea on Instagram.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:03 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Her name seems kind of strange to me, Denise just like that? Where you have other cast like kermit the frog and swedish chef it strikes me as too mundane sounding. sabrina the sow
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:03 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Her name seems kind of strange to me, Denise just like that? Where you have other cast like kermit the frog and swedish chef it strikes me as too mundane sounding. Like, what? \
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:03 |
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"Did you just call me Piggy?! My name is DENISE. Did your old jawn even have a 1st name? It's a new day goddammit!"
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:04 |
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What is this bullshit?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:05 |
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HELLO. FROG! happier times
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:05 |
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Mange Mite posted:"Did you just call me Piggy?! My name is DENISE. Did your old jawn even have a 1st name? It's a new day goddammit!" It talks like a pig, it walks like a pig, then it must be a pig.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:06 |
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This new muppets show looks like total rear end. The Office called, they want their tired shtick back.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:07 |
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I remember in the old muppet show, Gonzo would always try to have sex with chickens
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:08 |
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holcy poo poo
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:14 |
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Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man:
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:20 |
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Lol yeah miss piggy totally won that break up
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:21 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man: She's just using him to make Kermit green with jealousy.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:24 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man: She's a little old for him, don'tcha think?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:30 |
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Okay so I guess Kermit is apparently only into pigs then? Don't know why I'm more freaked out that it's with another pig than anything else.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:31 |
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Rutibex posted:good for him, ms. piggy was a bitch, kermet deserves better
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:32 |
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VendaGoat posted:
Agreed, Natalie Dormer is a trade up.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:39 |