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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Okay so I guess Kermit is apparently only into pigs then? Could be pigs that are into frogs.
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looks like kermit found out about the abortions
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Sep 2, 2015 17:42
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FYUCK!! THERE SHOULD BE NO NEW MUPPET CHARACTERS
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Sep 2, 2015 17:44
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Darth123123 posted:FYUCK!! THERE SHOULD BE NO fixed
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Sep 2, 2015 18:08
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There's a certain upside to having a pig as a girlfriend. On the one hand, Miss Piggy has big tits, a roller-bearing rear end, and is likely a Psycho-bitch in the sack. No wonder Kermit is so skinny- there's no fluids left in his body. On the other hand, if she gives you too much poo poo, just haul out the old Colt and BAM-HEADSHOT Pork chops for the rest of the month.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:17
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zimboe posted:There's a certain upside to having a pig as a girlfriend. So it's similar to dating your mom.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:18
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My Mom was a dead ringer for Anne Ramsey. Google Image it and see. ... Even a sick bastard such as myself has certain limits.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:23
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Once you go pig, that's what you dig.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:25
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Rutibex posted:good for him, ms. piggy was a bitch, kermet deserves better
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Sep 2, 2015 18:27
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wow I sure hope all this intrigue is chronicled in a mockumentary television show premiering tuesday, september 22 on ABC, 8:00 eastern 7:00 central
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Howard Beale posted:wow I sure hope all this intrigue is chronicled in a mockumentary television show premiering tuesday, september 22 on ABC, 8:00 eastern 7:00 central Wait, seriously, that's what they're doing why why is anybody doing anything
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Sep 2, 2015 18:33
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It'll turn out denise was just using Kermit for something and that Miss piggie will find this out and beat the poo poo out of her in violent muppet fashion.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:34
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Al Borland posted:It'll turn out denise was just using Kermit for something and that Miss piggie will find this out and beat the poo poo out of her in violent muppet fashion. #PigLivesMatter
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Sep 2, 2015 18:44
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ironically it was all the sexual abuse at the hands of Jim Henson that ruined my childhood But, you know, this too.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:44
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Bagarthach posted:Agreed, Natalie Dormer is a trade up. Ok I'm reassured I'm not the only one who saw that.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:46
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"No, make the pig muppet sexier, sexier goddamnit! You gotta really sex up this pig!"
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Sep 2, 2015 18:48
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Gonzo gonna get all up in that rebound rear end.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:54
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as long as gonzo and rizzo continue to be hetero life-mates i could give a poo poo what the pig and the frog do
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Sep 2, 2015 18:57
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That's a Natalie Dorner pig Muppet mothrrfuvkers
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Sep 2, 2015 19:17
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how come even the fake pig muppet people have to have heavy make up and look sexy and poo poo is that really the message we want sent to little kids
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Sep 2, 2015 19:20
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Kung Food posted:Once you go pig, that's what you dig.
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Sep 2, 2015 19:23
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ArbitraryC posted:I could kind of see how they got away with ms piggy cause no one threw fits about stuff like that back then but they've gone with another pig girl?
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Sep 2, 2015 19:25
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At least in their desperate attempt to stay hip and relevant they designed her with Bratz doll eyes and didn't instead give Kermit a wall-eyed schoolgirl Anime pig or something
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Sep 2, 2015 19:26
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WHEN WILL BE GET THE FIRST PIGLET-TADPOLES????
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Sep 2, 2015 19:26
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PIGS IN A BLANKET FRY EM LIKE BACON PIGS IN A BLANKET FRY EM LIKE BACON PIGS IN A BLANKET FRY EM LIKE BACON
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Sep 2, 2015 19:27
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Do you guys think Jim Henson had sex with the Muppets? I bet he had sex with most, if not all, of them
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Sep 2, 2015 19:32
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Aralan posted:Do you guys think Jim Henson had sex with the Muppets? I bet he had sex with most, if not all, of them i would believe it if he were british.
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Sep 2, 2015 19:33
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Bagarthach posted:Agreed, Natalie Dormer is a trade up. Whoa, uncanny.
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Sep 2, 2015 19:35
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Good work on Kermit getting out of that abusive relationship. I wonder what was going on that we didn't see with him and Miss Piggy? Cause drat she beat him worse than a drunk redneck that was mad about Obama.
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Sep 2, 2015 19:38
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Bagarthach posted:Agreed, Natalie Dormer is a trade up. Noice!
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Sep 2, 2015 19:43
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I wonder if pig pussy tastes like bacon or prosciutto or something. You'd think a frog would be crazy good at fellatio.
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Sep 2, 2015 19:45
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Ben Smash posted:I wonder if pig pussy tastes like bacon or prosciutto or something. You'd think a frog would be crazy good at fellatio. I don't wonder that. At all.
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Sep 2, 2015 19:46
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Hobohemian posted:I don't wonder that. At all. 
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Sep 2, 2015 19:52
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How big of a boner does my AV give you?
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Sep 2, 2015 19:54
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ew
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Sep 2, 2015 19:54
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Hobohemian posted:How big of a boner does my AV give you? It turns me off so much my penis drew itself into my body. Call me Caitlyn
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Sep 2, 2015 20:01
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lol if you don't have AVs turned off.
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Sep 2, 2015 20:03
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I like the Muppets
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Sep 2, 2015 20:03
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Would.
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Applewhite posted:lol if you don't have AVs turned off. why does one purchase an AV, then turn them off?
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