Your Childhood Is Ruined, Kermit Has A New Woman.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Your Childhood Is Ruined, Kermit Has A New Woman.

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Don't worry about Miss Piggy, she's found herself a new man:

She's just using him to make Kermit green with jealousy.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:24

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:56

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Hope he likes nothing but handjobs...

He could totally pork her if he wants.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 21:22

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