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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i pop my fingers several times a day 7 days a week. will anything bad happen to me if i keep doing this? tia

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Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Your fingers might break off and then you won't be able to post.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

you will die

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
he joins fill with air and eventually blow up like balloons.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
your fingers die and become ghosts. good luck being haunted by 8 tiny ghosts idiot

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

your fingers die and become ghosts. good luck being haunted by 8 tiny ghosts idiot

holy poo poo is that what happened to Pac Man??

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
your bones have lube and padding at the joins and you will wear em down over time requiring invasive surgery to fix

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Applewhite posted:

holy poo poo is that what happened to Pac Man??

pac man dodnt have fingers

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's how carpal tunnel happens. I was a badass COD/Halo player but now only play stuff like Civ because my hands are in excruciating pain playing anything intensive; all thanks to cracking finger joints. HTH

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i don't think anything OP

i pop my joints too and doctors have told me it's just trapped gas escaping and not to worry about it. doesn't cause arthritis or anything.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Moridin920 posted:

i don't think anything OP

i pop my joints too and doctors have told me it's just trapped gas escaping and not to worry about it. doesn't cause arthritis or anything.

all my trapped gas is in my butt

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

pac man dodnt have fingers

maybe he used to though????

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
There was a doctor that cracked knuckles on one hand his whole life just to see what happens. Nothing happens apparently. I think he got a ignoble prize for it.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Enfield posted:

pac man dodnt have fingers

not anymore, they're fuckin ghosts.

hosed up.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Can someone independently confirm the Pac-Man-ghost theory?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
:ghost: p spooky imo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
pac man didnt even have hands. mods

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

pac man dodnt have fingers

Yeah not any more. Those ghosts were his fingers and he killed them. Now they want revenge.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

i don't think anything OP

i pop my joints too and doctors have told me it's just trapped gas escaping and not to worry about it. doesn't cause arthritis or anything.

so popping your joints is like having your fingers fart? interesting

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Worldshatter posted:

Your fingers might break off and then you won't be able to post.

So in other words, keep on popping.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Vorik posted:

i pop my fingers several times a day 7 days a week. will anything bad happen to me if i keep doing this? tia

severe crippling arthritis in your older years. And the inability to rest your hands flat without forcing it. They'll curve inwards like you're cupping things.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Leb2xG2XkEw

Rhombic Drive
Apr 15, 2007

Some doctor did an experiment where he cracked the finger joints only on one of his hands for like 50 years and there was no difference between his two hands after that.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Releasing gas from your joints isnt a bad thing.

I hope this helps you so much op! Blessings!

Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat
You will break them and then wear boxing gloves to hide your shame.

How will you type with boxing gloves on?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
you'll go blind

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

Roke. posted:

Some doctor did an experiment where he cracked the finger joints only on one of his hands for like 50 years and there was no difference between his two hands after that.

Yeah.. he is dead now.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i can pull my teeth out and put them back in if i do it quickly

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
nothing, you'll be fine

just make sure you do it an even number of times

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

i don't think anything OP

i pop my joints too and doctors have told me it's just trapped gas escaping and not to worry about it. doesn't cause arthritis or anything.

this is the correct answer confirmed by a doctor

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
You are releasing that nitrogen into your blood stream and that can have deadly consequences. Why do you think old people whose bones pop and crack all the time die so much?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i can pull my teeth out and put them back in if i do it quickly

lol

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
:ghost: :ghost::ghost: :ghost: :v:........

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
You can actually crack your dick

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
It's kinds hard though you have to twist it while pulling it to the left

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's like crossing the streams. Only louder.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Your finger will break until you shove it in your rear end

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Your fingers will one day fly off and go up ur butt.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

Your fingers will one day fly off and go up ur butt.

:stare:
*popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop*
:flashfap:

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