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Liberty University, the home of Christian Fundies and the slogan "ring by spring", has decided they want to stand out even more by building a 275 foot tower. The Freedom Tower will be tallest building in Lynchburg Verginia and will be the home of their Divinity School Liberty stated that quote:For us it will point heavenward and remind us that God really is the center of this campus," Ed Hindson, the LU Divinity School Dean said. To add to the penis feelings of this overall structure, Falwell "groundblasted" the area today with students looking upon. Falwell continued stating quote:“We stand for the freedom of the power of the Gospel. The power that will set you free from bondage to sin, to indifference, to an attitude of disappointment in life, frustration, and all of the problems that human beings face in life. These problems are set free by the power of salvation through the person of Jesus Christ,” he said. “Freedom is a message of truth that transforms an individual that not only forgives our sin, but changes us from within and makes us new creations.”
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Sep 2, 2015 22:31
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hopefully someone pulls a charles whitman on that thing
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Sep 2, 2015 22:33
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Wasn't The Tower of Babel something that you know?, kinda pissed the Christian god off?
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Sep 2, 2015 22:34
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that's a dick rounded tip and everything
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Sep 2, 2015 22:34
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god's dick is in lynchburg
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Sep 2, 2015 22:34
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lol, "Lynchburg"
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Sep 2, 2015 22:34
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FuriousGeorge posted:lol, "Lynchburg" There is also a Blacksburg nearby, and the name probably does come from what you think it comes from.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:35
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AbbadonOfHell posted:There is also a Blacksburg nearby, and the name probably does come from what you think it comes from. at least blacksburg has an actual college
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Sep 2, 2015 22:36
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AbbadonOfHell posted:There is also a Blacksburg nearby, and the name probably does come from what you think it comes from. like to see that Little League rivalry
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Sep 2, 2015 22:37
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I wonder how much secret closet jacking off goes on at that school
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Sep 2, 2015 22:37
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Wasn't The Tower of Babel something that you know?, kinda pissed the Christian god off? This is happening in America so God's cool with it since it's his favorite country.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:38
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seriously though I'm considering attending LU to secure a position in the next administration
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Sep 2, 2015 22:38
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here's hoping someone flies a plane into it
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Sep 2, 2015 22:39
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a) cock b) tower of babel?
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Sep 2, 2015 22:39
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do you think the tower of babel story is about how god garbled the speech of men by putting his cock in their mouths?
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Sep 2, 2015 22:40
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It's named after its founder, John Lynch, who was the ferryman at a nearby ford on the James. I'm actually surprised it's not just named after some place in England, like so many other towns and cities in the original colonies are.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:40
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Harald posted:here's hoping someone flies a plane into it Nah I'm hoping it's built using shoddy Christian laborers and it topples over and spears Falwell right in the dick during a speech
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Sep 2, 2015 22:40
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do u like my penus
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Sep 2, 2015 22:41
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haljordan posted:Nah I'm hoping it's built using shoddy Christian laborers and it topples over and spears Falwell right in the dick during a speech
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Sep 2, 2015 22:42
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nomadologique posted:do you think the tower of babel story is about how god garbled the speech of men by putting his cock in their mouths? Nah, he filled our mouths with holy water, we just don't know why it was white and salty.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:43
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Serious question, especially since the building in the picture in the OP looks flat. Is it a building or a tower? Going out of their way to call a building a tower seems like they're asking for it.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:48
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it is a 275 foot tall cardboard cutout
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Sep 2, 2015 22:53
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Liberty University, the home of Christian Fundies and the slogan "ring by spring", has decided they want to stand out even more by building a 275 foot tower. Some time in the distant future, Haji takes over, builds a mosque here and turns it into a minaret a la the Hagia Sophia.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:56
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Cock Tower.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:58
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I thought Jerry Falwell was dead.
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Sep 2, 2015 23:00
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I like that a university that created anti gay organization Liberty Counsel is talking about Freedom
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Sep 2, 2015 23:01
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I'm pretty sure Jesus would approve of the freedom tower
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Sep 2, 2015 23:01
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happyhippy posted:Cock Tower.  At night it's spurtin'
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Sep 2, 2015 23:02
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Deki posted:I thought Jerry Falwell was dead. His son lives on 
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Sep 2, 2015 23:02
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:His son lives on A face not even Jesus could love.
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Sep 2, 2015 23:04
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:His son lives on What a beautiful smile
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Sep 2, 2015 23:05
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wish god would come down and declare it babel the second and turn everyone who wanted it built non-white
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Sep 2, 2015 23:06
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they already put a 500-foot tall logo on a mountain that can be seen from half the city Jerry Falwell Jr. must have a micropenis
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Sep 2, 2015 23:09
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Proof that a good dildo can never be too big.
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Sep 2, 2015 23:11
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InterFaced posted:Proof that a good dildo can never be too big. 
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Sep 2, 2015 23:12
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id suck that tower off
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Sep 2, 2015 23:17
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Wasn't The Tower of Babel something that you know?, kinda pissed the Christian god off?
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Sep 2, 2015 23:18
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With this dick I will pierce the heavens!
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Sep 2, 2015 23:20
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God being upset at a city over giant penises only count if a butthole is involved.
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Sep 2, 2015 23:21
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