Kids today cant read analog clocks

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jarjarbinksfan621: Mar 4, 2012

people who wear analog watches are dipshits. especially the ones with just 4 markings at 3, 6, 9, and 12 o clock. might as well strap a loving sundial to your back.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 23:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:07

Unity Gain: Sep 15, 2007; dancing blue

I had this digital analog clock as a kid:

# ? Sep 2, 2015 23:54

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

I keep an analog face on my digital watch most of the time for some dumb reason.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 00:51

Rod Munch: Jul 17, 2001

Croc Monster posted:

I had this digital analog clock as a kid:

I had one of those too, it was great until the numbers started breaking in half.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 00:54

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Three Olives posted:

I keep an analog face on my digital watch most of the time for some dumb reason.

Is it the stock mickey mouse face plate on your gold I-Swatch?

# ? Sep 3, 2015 01:18

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Is it the stock mickey mouse face plate on your gold I-Swatch?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OUBxHSol.jpg[/url][/img]

No.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:25

Khorne: May 1, 2002

kids today can't read cursive either, my sister is 18 and didn't even have it in school

thank god

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:38

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

NEWSFLASH: GAY FAGS REALIZE EVERYTHING IS GAY!! :siren:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:43

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

NEWSFLASH: GAY FAGS REALIZE EVERYTHING IS GAY!!

dad guy seems liek the kind of gay who would post in caps

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:44

Unity Gain: Sep 15, 2007; dancing blue

everything gay. so what

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:44

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

None of these sissy kids can drive a stick either.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:03

Sir John Feelgood: Nov 18, 2009

kids are finding each other, online

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:06

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Those lazy millennials will never reach the brass ring if they can't even tell what time it is.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:07

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Three Olives posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OUBxHSol.jpg[/url][/timg]

No.

That ain't even expensive. I expected better 3O.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:08

Sir John Feelgood: Nov 18, 2009

this is what a college-aged student said when he was asked who wrote the declaration of independence: "goo goo ga ga"

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:08

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Grant DaNasty posted:

None of these sissy kids can drive a stick either.

sticks pretty fuckin dumb, bud. i wanna cruise around with my arm hangin out the window so i can flash a peace sign at cuties and occasionally flick the ash from the big fuckin doobie in my mouth, not jerk some thingy around and use both of my feet

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:09

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Three Olives posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OUBxHSol.jpg[/url][/timg]

No.

Nice photo but you missed the rear end in a top hat? Next time don't crop out the craphole. Unless of course you weren't grabbing your own rear end in a top hat my apologies

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:10

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

No. 6 posted:

That ain't even expensive. I expected better 3O.

My Rolex is in the shop.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:11

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

I bet these kids today can't even read sundials either.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:12

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Three Olives posted:

My Rolex is in the shop.

My Lexus is also in the shop. Bad time for Three Olives to prove he is nouveau riche.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:14

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

kids today call it the "remote control" instead of clicker/channel changer and call pocketbooks "purses" and its fuckin retarded

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:15

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

fuckin kid today called it a "nail file" instead of an emory board and i threw a lemon at her swear to f'in g-d

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:16

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Three Olives posted:

My Rolex is in the shop.

Even many Rolex can be had for under $10k. Let's see your watch collect, scub.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:17

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Three Olives posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OUBxHSol.jpg[/url][/timg]

No.

ugly watch fix ur peepers on mine!!!

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:19

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i prefer the warmer tone of your classic analog timepiece

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:27

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Three Olives posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OUBxHSol.jpg[/url][/timg]

No.

Um.. Its called Veet.

Try it out; loving Sasquatch.

:thumbsup:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:27

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Um.. Its called Veet.

Try it out; loving Sasquatch.

hair is cool you fuckin gently caress

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:37

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i mean that tard aint cool but hair fuckin is

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:38

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

No. 6 posted:

Even many Rolex can be had for under $10k. Let's see your watch collect, scub.

im thinkign of buying a milgauss, just because of the cool lightning bolt second hand

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:39

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

im thinkin watches are retarded and for terrible shits

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:40