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let's hear some stories about some close calls. here are are some of mine.. in high school a friend of mine and i are sitting sitting in my car in the student parking lot and he was showing me some (lovely) weed he had bought. i had it in my hand when we noticed an administrator approaching the vehicle. my friend being a little pussy coward fled, leaving me with the weed. i didnt know what to do so i just sort of let my hand fall to the side and i dropped it between the center console and my seat. administrator came up, asked what was going on, told me to get out of the car cause he intended to search it, he searches it. either he didnt find the weed or he did find it and decided not to bust me, in any event, he let me go and i got the gently caress out of there. when i had time to safely inspect i found it had taken a miracle fall into this little spot that prevented it from falling through to the floorboard. another time i was riding in a car with some people and we had all planned to go to what the police would call a "high intensity drug trafficking area" to look for some drugs. we had just picked up the drugs and were exiting this sketchy apartment complex where drugs are sold and got pulled over immediately. cop was no dummy, he knows what 3 white girls and one white guy are doing here and just as he is about to start to procedure of pulling us out of the car and doing a search and poo poo he gets a call on his radio which we can overhear. turns out they found a detached arm and hand in a nearby dumpster. the cop said verbatim "now this i gotta see! consider this your lucky day kids" and he dipped out. i have lots of close call drug stories but those are the two more interesting ones i think. your stories can be about whatever kind of close call you want though !!! please share this is a friendl space
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Why would you let some administrator search your car? Are you an idiot?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:47 |
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people call me from the driveway to let me know they've arrived
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:47 |
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This one time I was sliding into third and I felt a greasy turd. It wasn't diarrhea tho and I made it to a restroom on time. Then another time I was sliding into first and my pants began to burst. Same result though. I made it to a restroom after being called out.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:51 |
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Hobohemian posted:Why would you let some administrator search your car? Are you an idiot?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:51 |
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Hobohemian posted:Why would you let some administrator search your car? Are you an idiot? i was an idiot and unaware of this at the time but it turns out administrators at public schools can legally search you and your car whenever you're on school property police officers can't but employees of the school can
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:51 |
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drug: i was supposed to go smoke with friends but at the last minute i decided against it because a major CS:GO update came out (Operation Bloodhound for you CS fans). turns out they got busted and got into all sorts of legal poo poo; probation, community service, i think one went to juvie (didn't know him too well). thank you video games for saving my rear end. other: i got t-boned by some speeding idiot going 50 in a 35. i should have died but somehow emerged with only bruises and poo poo. the worst part was being laid up in a hospital bed for 7 hours with nothing to do.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:51 |
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one time at a gun store one of the workers went to show a customer how to take apart a glock to clean it. it was his glock and you have to pull the trigger to remove the slide. he forgot to clear the chamber and the bullet went kinda in my direction. no ricochets or anyhting though it did hit some lithium batteries and that stuck up the joint.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:52 |
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i was about to fly a plane into the world trade center but i dodged at the last minute
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:53 |
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i have aids
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:53 |
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walking down the road in china and a big fuckin pane of glass falls from a construction site above in a skyscraper and lands like 4 meters next to me from like 30 stories thing could have sliced me in half.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:53 |
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that time i almost grabbed nacho cheese instead of cool ranch. phew, glad i caught myself
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:54 |
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one time my friends and i were going to take ecstacy and go to this club. two of my friends were ill prepared and spur of the moment decided they wanted to go and were going to swing through aforementioned high-intensity drug trafficking area to try to buy some ecstacy which i pointed out was A) not something you'd go there to buy and B) it's like 1AM on a saturday it's going to be seriously hot over there. i had happened to already secure some ecstacy earlier in the day which i took and had a great night. they got arrested in the HIDTA and spent the night in jail. lol.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:54 |
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oh yeah i also turned on my dad's car while it was parked in the garage when i was 10. luckily he heard the noise and turned it off before i could myself.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:56 |
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one time i called my friend to find where he was but then i saw him before the first ring even finished talk about a close call haha!
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:56 |
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A hitman was after me after I ate poo poo at a high stakes poker game that left me 76K in the hole. I was being chased for a few blocks and I was able to get about a block ahead and grab a hardhat from the back of a truck and hop down into a gap in the road at a work site and the gun ran right past. Another 2 weeks of scamming and lamming and I finally paid off the debt to Johnny Pissflaps. I decided to celebrate with a Hot n' Ready. I made it to the door right as the manager was locking up. I wedged my foot in the door and refused to leave until I had a piping hot pie in my hands. Talk about a close call!
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:57 |
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when i was like 12 or 13 i wanted to sign up for an SA account and my dad wouldnt let me use his credit card after hearing what the site was called. he asked why I would want to be a member of a place called "Something Awful" and i said "dad you just don't get it!" but luckily my friend's (cool) dad let me use his if i gave him the cash up front and he didn't ask a bunch of questions like a carehard bitch. boy that was a clolse call. i almost would not hav ebeen able to share my posts with the world !!
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:58 |
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thathonkey posted:when i was like 12 or 13 i wanted to sign up for an SA account and my dad wouldnt let me use his credit card after hearing what the site was called. he asked why I would want to be a member of a place called "Something Awful" and i said "dad you just don't get it!" but luckily my friend's (cool) dad let me use his if i gave him the cash up front and he didn't ask a bunch of questions like a carehard bitch. boy that was a clolse call. i almost would not hav ebeen able to share my posts with the world !! im glad youre here, and i love you
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:01 |
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When I was in high school, my friends and were driving by a krispy kreme late at night and noticed they were stocking a truck with trays of donuts for distribution or whatever. We drove up and one of us grabbed a few big rear end trays of donuts. He ran back, jammed the trays into the car, and we took the hell off. Later that night we were speeding down a deserted dirt road late at night at 80+ mph. No real reason. We were 16, bored, and also dumb. We hit the outer bank on a turn, flipped, and rolled like a hundred times. Miraculously, none of us were seriously hurt. We got out there were donuts thrown loving all over the interior of the car. It was pretty funny looking - trashed car with donuts in every nook and cranny. I'm pretty happy that I didn't die that night.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:01 |
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Enfield posted:im glad youre here, and i love you hey thanks old pal!
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:04 |
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last fall i took some ambien to go to sleep and then woke up in the hospital after driving into a utility pole at ~60mph with nothing but blackout in between. Would probably be dead, crippled, or otherwise have exited the vehicle through a windshield with a pole in it if I hadn't somehow managed to buckle up i don't drive after even legal amounts of drinking and am extremely safe and paranoid about that kind of thing. no clue how or why i ended up driving
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:05 |
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harm reduction
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:05 |
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some of my close call drug stories are so irresponsible i dont want to tell them here because i dont want there to be any sort of record of them happening. sorry, i'm too ashamed.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:09 |
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ur under arrest if a cop finds this thread m8 i think one of my closest calls w as when i was hanging out late at night surfin the information super high ways and I ws chatting on ICQ to some rude dudes and school was ij ust in a few of them hours. I said in ICQ "dads coming goin g to turn off the monitor and preted im asleep" heh, I snuck back on the PC after my dad came to check on me, and he was none the wiser
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:11 |
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Meowbot posted:ur under arrest if a cop finds this thread m8 edit: SWIM did all that stuff i posted earlier
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:16 |
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Meowbot posted:ur under arrest if a cop finds this thread m8 That is slick as gently caress.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:19 |
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Someone thought about calling me. But they didn't. My phone hasn't rang since I bought it
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:20 |
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drove to work this morning and evening and a whole bunch of cars came within 3-4 feet of hitting, and consequently killing, me. idk why i take these risks, mainly because i need to drive to work to get money to fuel my alcohol and gambling habits.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:22 |
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i saw a wreck happen 3 cars in front of me one time. like if i had been just a few seconds ahead it would have been me. dead as gently caress or at least badly maimed. i had to swerve and brake hard to avoid. realllllly makes you think
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz4VQV5hIBI i was going to visit family back home and i had just driven by this tanker, looked in my rear view mirror and
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:23 |
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a couple years back during the run-up to a thunderstorm (clouds were overhead and wind was gusting but rain hadn't started) i was out walking in the pasture and a bolt of lightning struck a metal t-post about 50 yards away sounded like a loving cannon went off next to my head
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:41 |
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Once, I had a call come from inside the house.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:42 |
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Enfield posted:i have aids i too have aids i am gay
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:47 |
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I have had several close calls. -I was riding my bike down a hill through the middle of town and and an old lady pulled out of a side street without looking. She hit me and luckily I rolled over her hood and to the side walk instead of into traffic where I would have been crushed -Some friends and I were jumping off a cliff into a lake. I decided to jump off to the side and we didnt know there was a submerged tree in that area. I ended up impaling my leg. Could have been skewered through my chest. -The first time I went skydiving I was using a static line at 5000 feet. Unfortunately the chute fouled and I had to release it and go to reserve., By the time the second chute opened my altimeter read 500 feet. Very close call -One time I was bottoming bareback and the guy I was with found out he was poz a month later. This was before prep was common. Dodged a bullet on that one My friends say I only have 1-2 lives left with the number of close calls I have had
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:47 |
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Richard McBeef posted:This one time I was sliding into third and I felt a greasy turd. It wasn't diarrhea tho and I made it to a restroom on time. You got lucky, one time I was sliding into home and my pants were full of foam. It was diarrhea
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:47 |
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I've had too many to count. None of them are appropriate for here.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:48 |
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I gave two goons aids.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:49 |
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oh yeah one time i was going around a turn on a little two lane highway too fast when it was wet out and i slid off the road and his the protective barrier wall. i was fine, didnt set of fthe airbags or anything. it barely damaged my car. had circumstances been a little different (like another car in the way) it could have been much much worse.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:55 |
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Drunk, in the rain, lost control, jumped an island into the oncoming lane and ended up on the footpath on the other side of the road, between two poles close enough that I couldnt even open my doors. Was about 3AM. then drove home, in absolute fear and shock. I dont drive or even own a car now days. I chose drinking. Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Sep 3, 2015 |
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I nearly walked into a crape myrtle and put my eye out
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