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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
How do you explain this?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389860/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_25



"A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices."


And this?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3203616/



"A cobbler, bored of his everyday life, stumbles upon a magical heirloom that allows him to become other people and see the world in a different way."


Given the chance he would've made Being John Malkovich if he hadn't been beaten to the punch. Is everything ok with Adam Sandler these days?

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Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
IDK, but now I'm really worried.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
what about the one where he plays shadow of the colossus with don cheadle and it's all huge metaphor for 9/11 victims.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

punch drunk love is really good I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2FCCZ50VU

Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Sep 3, 2015

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
wish this fuckface was dead

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
im still worried about how much he struggled to pass the 9th grade in billy--

wait its just a movie???

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

the gobbler

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Fonzarelli posted:

punch drunk love is really good I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2FCCZ50VU

It really is.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Adam Sandler is okay as long he's not directing or involved in any shape or form with the production of the movie.

But he makes waaay more money for him and his friends doing his own lovely movies.

naem
May 29, 2011

Fonzarelli posted:

punch drunk love is really good I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2FCCZ50VU

50 first dates also v good

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

the sony money train has ditched him

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Read the title and immediately thought of this sandler film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwldVKJm0Y

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Macasaurus posted:

the gobbler
dick

KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax
adam sandler is the jaden smith of our time

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Jaded smith

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
does anybody have that photo of him frowning ghoulishly at the pixels premier

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a dumb sandbag

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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adam sandler is a serious actor doing serious films with serious themes

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I saw some SNL retrospective where some guy said Adam Sandler was a hyper genius and was systematically critiquing the genre of sketch comedy in each of his subsequent acts. Because Adam Sandler is a Jewish guy and I am not I am unable to plumb those depths without a guide or translator, and unfortunately the guy talking about Adam Sandler being a critical genius operating within the confines of a genre instead of outside of it didn't fill me on on why Will Ferrell being a sincere male cheerleader was cutting edge and discursive, the one piece of information my goyish mind needed to build the Adam Sandler Rosetta stone that poo poo pee pee dogshit donut

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
maybe he is the puppy who lost his way

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Macasaurus posted:

the gobbler

george lucas biopic

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The worst, most terrible "comedy" I have ever seen, definitely a movie Sandler doesn't want people to see - Going Overboard 1989

Full movie on yt

https://youtu.be/PkBZl5Efvd0

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What the crap is cobbler omg metalols.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i hope he's ok he makes funny voices and raises his voice, overall a good cinema experience

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Cubone posted:

does anybody have that photo of him frowning ghoulishly at the pixels premier

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Adam Sandler posted:

I need to keep making terrible movies to finance my very expensive lifestyle of cocaine, hamburgers, and mid-tier Call Girls.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008






close youre mouth

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
gonna give it a few more movies before he robin williams it

Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.
even sony executives were emailing each other and being like "why the gently caress do we pay Adam Sandler, his movies suck." he must have signed his soul to satan.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

even sony executives were emailing each other and being like "why the gently caress do we pay Adam Sandler, his movies suck." he must have signed his soul to satan.

after hearing my friends who work in retail tell stories ive come to the very scioentific conclusion that about 1/3-1/4 of the population is loving retarded and it's that part of the population thats clamoring to see grown up 2 and paul blat mallcop 2

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is he actually producing the price is right now or is that a different Adam sander?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
Every time he put on black people's shoes in the cobbler he committed a crime and he only enforced the no ticket no shoes rule when a black guy came in for them lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

after hearing my friends who work in retail tell stories ive come to the very scioentific conclusion that about 1/3-1/4 of the population is loving retarded and it's that part of the population thats clamoring to see grown up 2 and paul blat mallcop 2

pual blarrt 2 is hte citizen cane of our time

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lol remember when adam sandler movies were welfare make work schemes for him and his untalented friends?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

lol remember when adam sandler movies were welfare make work schemes for him and his untalented friends?

get ready for GROWN UPS 3: STILL A MANCHILD, COMING THIS SUMMER BECAUSE THE DUMB MASSES KEEP PAYING TO WATCH THESE poo poo MOVIES!!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Continually employing David Spade and Rob Schneider should be considered a war crime.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
"Sandler" means hobo in Vienna, hth.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
I think it's just standard mid life crisis stuff. We'll all probably go through it but few of us were immortalized singing things like "Slippy Doopy Doobly Doo" to throngs of retards.

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GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

Professor Shark posted:

lol remember when adam sandler movies were welfare make work schemes for him and his untalented friends?

We make fun of him, but it makes him kind of a good friend for doing that.

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