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Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Punch drunk love was the best thing he did but he didnt write it or do anything but act in it. fyi the script was written with him in mind.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

steinrokkan posted:

David Spade made a movie last year with his friends (Joe Dirt 2), it was worse than poo poo.

I haven't seen either Joe Dirt's, but that sounds sad. I liked 'Just Shoot Me', it was a decent and mediocre sitcom at the time.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I hope he isn't

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Jst0rm posted:

Punch drunk love was the best thing he did but he didnt write it or do anything but act in it. fyi the script was written with him in mind.

He did a really good job with Punch Drunk Love and it's a shame that he doesn't focus on things like that. Things where he's good.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

death to adam sandler and israel

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


He should make a movie where we trade him, David Spade, and Rob Schneider for Phil Hartman and Chris Farley.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I wish Adam Sandler died instead of Chris farley

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Hate to say it but yeah, that is really cool of him to do that for his buddies. I know a guy that was a extra on Grown-ups 2 and seems to think a lot of the dude from the little he interacted with him.

Sounds like your acquaintance is a real dumb piece of poo poo.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Sounds like your acquaintance is a real dumb piece of poo poo.

I bet you made that account years ago just hoping somebody would one day post this topic.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Adam Sandler is not neurotic he's just another middle-aged dipshit who never even tried to figure himself out and now would probably rather eat a pistol than introspect for five seconds.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Adam Sandler...would...eat a pistol

inshallah

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
his life is a barely believable purgatory of celebrity mags that never mention him and talkshows that only put him on to mock him for Opera Man, plus his dick hairs are going grey

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Professor Shark posted:

lol remember when adam sandler movies were welfare make work schemes for him and his untalented friends?

including steve buscemi and jon stewart!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nudie magazine day! nudie magazine day!

(looks at SHEMALES)

ooo

("i pee sitting down... or do i??")

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
he actually seems really depressed and i kinda feel bad for him despite the glut of bad movies he's released in the past forever. get well a-sand.

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
A few years ago, this guy tried to have me edit this documentary he shot where he basically stalked Adam sander for 2 years to try and reconnect after some minor encounter they had on the set of Big Daddy. The dude had raised and spent some 35k of his grandma's money shooting, and had been trying to cut and release the doc for almost 6 years or so. The weird part was Adam sander was way more courteous to this guy than he deserved, but the dude comes off as so creepy, desperate, and without purpose. Adam Sandler's lawyers told him to stay the gently caress away and now he's stuck in this terrible purgatory where he's trying to finish this money pit of a story with no ending about a guy who wants have a casual hang out with Adam Sandler.

This is the kickstarter page. Watch the video if you want to cringe a whole lot.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/findingsandler/finding-sandler

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
holy gently caress I remember that project and this is the most hilarious outcome I could possibly imagine.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

quote:

Limited Edition Finding Sandler T-Shirt

want

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Last Buffalo posted:

A few years ago, this guy tried to have me edit this documentary he shot where he basically stalked Adam sander for 2 years to try and reconnect after some minor encounter they had on the set of Big Daddy. The dude had raised and spent some 35k of his grandma's money shooting, and had been trying to cut and release the doc for almost 6 years or so. The weird part was Adam sander was way more courteous to this guy than he deserved, but the dude comes off as so creepy, desperate, and without purpose. Adam Sandler's lawyers told him to stay the gently caress away and now he's stuck in this terrible purgatory where he's trying to finish this money pit of a story with no ending about a guy who wants have a casual hang out with Adam Sandler.

This is the kickstarter page. Watch the video if you want to cringe a whole lot.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/findingsandler/finding-sandler

holy poo poo i had a dream that was EXACTLY like this.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Last Buffalo posted:

A few years ago, this guy tried to have me edit this documentary he shot where he basically stalked Adam sander for 2 years to try and reconnect after some minor encounter they had on the set of Big Daddy. The dude had raised and spent some 35k of his grandma's money shooting, and had been trying to cut and release the doc for almost 6 years or so. The weird part was Adam sander was way more courteous to this guy than he deserved, but the dude comes off as so creepy, desperate, and without purpose. Adam Sandler's lawyers told him to stay the gently caress away and now he's stuck in this terrible purgatory where he's trying to finish this money pit of a story with no ending about a guy who wants have a casual hang out with Adam Sandler.

This is the kickstarter page. Watch the video if you want to cringe a whole lot.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/findingsandler/finding-sandler

why do jews idolize thsi guy it's weird

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDsN14JLnsE

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Richard McBeef posted:

IDK, but now I'm really worried.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
i too wish death to adam sandler and israel, but punch drunk love was amazing, so maybe just death to israel

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

still love that cocknballs skit

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011

Mange Mite posted:

why do jews idolize thsi guy it's weird

It's not Jews so much as people who want to be famous for the sake of being famous. Adam Sandler is just this guy's idolized version of himself and what he would be if he "made it."

Even when I was talking with him about his movie, he kept bringing up his similarities to Sandler. Fame, or rather the shadow of fame, does weird things to people.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I like when Adam Sandler does the yelling angry man character but then you look at his eyes and they're dead and emotionless

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Last Buffalo posted:

A few years ago, this guy tried to have me edit this documentary he shot where he basically stalked Adam sander for 2 years to try and reconnect after some minor encounter they had on the set of Big Daddy. The dude had raised and spent some 35k of his grandma's money shooting, and had been trying to cut and release the doc for almost 6 years or so. The weird part was Adam sander was way more courteous to this guy than he deserved, but the dude comes off as so creepy, desperate, and without purpose. Adam Sandler's lawyers told him to stay the gently caress away and now he's stuck in this terrible purgatory where he's trying to finish this money pit of a story with no ending about a guy who wants have a casual hang out with Adam Sandler.

This is the kickstarter page. Watch the video if you want to cringe a whole lot.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/findingsandler/finding-sandler

wow that is everything wrong with everything. a documentary about a kid trying to shoot a documentary, HIS GRANDMA IS OLD!! A HURRICANE CUT HER POWER!!

he missed his big shot!! to drink some alcohol for 4 minutes then be escorted out with a bodyguard pretending 'you have a phone conference now mr sandler'

edit

also its funny that he probably lost some money by including his actual real job as being depressing as lame in his documentary about nothing on the internet

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Matey posted:

still love that cocknballs skit

You gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts!

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011

extra stout posted:

wow that is everything wrong with everything. a documentary about a kid trying to shoot a documentary, HIS GRANDMA IS OLD!! A HURRICANE CUT HER POWER!!

he missed his big shot!! to drink some alcohol for 4 minutes then be escorted out with a bodyguard pretending 'you have a phone conference now mr sandler'

edit

also its funny that he probably lost some money by including his actual real job as being depressing as lame in his documentary about nothing on the internet

He lost his real job because he quit it to work on the Sandler film. A good part of the footage entails him tracking down and awkwardly speaking to other celebs about his story and why it's important to hang with Sandler.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

now i'm mad

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol Sandler gettin chubby

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