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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

eat speed

dont sleep

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I don't. I've only got through the intro of MGSV since the release.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yeah but tbf that's 5+ hours of game

Cascade Failure
Jan 8, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

hmm op well last night i got back from work at 7pm and then went to the gym from about 8 till 9 and then came home and made dinner which took till like 9:45 and then i sat down and played METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN from about 10pm till 11:30pm and that's why I felt like stepped on trash when my alarm clock went off at 6:30 this morning. thanks for asking.
I guess in conclusion i dont have time for games but i play them anyway to the detriment of my health and performance at work and other apsects of my life because im an overgrown infant who cant get through 24 hours without playing with childrens' toys. :cheers:

This is what I did yesterday down to the hour. Spooky poo poo.

e: How many sheep did you balloon?

Cascade Failure fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Sep 3, 2015

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Jukeboxblues posted:

I used to work 50 hours a week and I gamed all the loving time. Make time for it or remain forever a filthy casual. hth.

same

trick is no sleep

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

you make the time for the things that matter, op

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Agreed, OP, here check this one out



It's a pretty sweet one, ol' Theo is pretty awesome

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

if you don't watch TV and don't follow sports it frees up a pretty massive amount of time that can be used to shoot children in the head in murder simulators.

going to need a title

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i commute on the subway 3 hours a day, and i have a 3DS. hth

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

momerath posted:

lol if you find joy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i sleep 4 hrs a night average and there are always tracers when i move my hands in front of my eyes and i am a danger to everyone around me

but i have time to play games so :hfive:

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
Don't have kids you ding dong. I play 2-3 hours per week. Usually I do more productive things like jerk off to Internet porn.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

i sleep 4 hrs a night average and there are always tracers when i move my hands in front of my eyes and i am a danger to everyone around me

but i have time to play games so :hfive:

lol if you're not on a constant amount of uppers and plan on not dying of a heart attack at 40 because youll basically have lived a full life in that time anyway

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

This entire thread is a really lame humble brag.

Congrats OP on your entertainment preferences

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Robo Reagan posted:

lol if you're not on a constant amount of uppers and plan on not dying of a heart attack at 40 because youll basically have lived a full life in that time anyway

oh trust me i eat em like candy

i hope i don't have to wait until 40 to die. sooner, pls

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I pick work days around my raid schedule

The key is to prioritize!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Cascade Failure posted:

This is what I did yesterday down to the hour. Spooky poo poo.

e: How many sheep did you balloon?

4 I believe.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I let the rest of my life suffer so I can play 30 hours of diablo in a weekend, OP, hth

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my life would be infinitely worse if i had kids

so at least there's that

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

you paid $10 for a rereg and have posted seven times a day and wonder how people have free time?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i work 4 days on / 4 days off and my 4 days off im working on my gaming career

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

ChairmanMeow posted:

right, I love hockey but never catch all regular season games.

dirty fuckin' casuals

*sneers audibly*

Cascade Failure
Jan 8, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

4 I believe.

Well that's a relief, I only got two. Gonna do better today though.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Thousands of years after you perish and leave this mortal coil, alien archaeologists will dig up your rotten corpse and use an ultra-sophisticated moonbeam-ray to determine your ratio of video-game playing to presidential book reading to sleep to work ratio. They'll call it your VPSW ratio.

Be prepared. Be very prepared, especially when it comes to the reanimation ray. I have total confidence to explain my ratio. Do you?

Also be prepared to explain your theory on optimal tip-to-tip ratio in an essay of 500 words or less. loving moonbeams.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

beedeebee posted:

I always wonder the same thing when some poster in Games says: "Yeah, I'm just gonna replay X,Y and Z and get platinum before the new game comes out". Or: "Yeah, if you want to get up to date on the backstory of Metal Gear Solid I suggest you play *list of 78 games, ranging from PS1 to PS4* before buying the new game that comes out next week."

literally a games poster and goon: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I'm a trophy husband for a powerful executive so i have lots of time for games but it does get a bit awkward when the cleaning lady wants to vacuum and I'm trying to raid. :(

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Time saving lifehack: if you don't exercise and order in food instead of cooking you can really maximize your gaming time. Not leaving your apartment also lets you save money on clothes that you can spend on your sweet gaming rig

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

As your testosterone levels decrease with age, your desire to game decreases and your desire to post to online forums increases. There are pills and shots for that poo poo these days tho OP.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
how do i get a job as a youtube or twitch streamer. I'm not in any way charming or funny, nor am i attractive and I don't have big boobs.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Oberleutnant posted:

how do i get a job as a youtube or twitch streamer. I'm not in any way charming or funny, nor am i attractive and I don't have big boobs.

They're doing amazing things with implants nowadays.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I devote Sundays to playing video games. I get up around 8, brew coffee play until the afternoon when something comes up. Not that difficult.

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
I am 35 years old with three kids and a career that involves about 1.5 weeks / month of business travel.

I get so much time to game that I'm about 1/3rd the way through Uncharted 2: Among Thieves and usually play enough to remember which button does what and then a kid falls or pukes or shits on something before I get bitched out from my wife for not spending enough time with her and when I do make time she's always on her fuycking phone and I just wanht to plant Uncharted for 1 loving hour and yes Laura I can watch the baby and play a video game, she just sits on the floor and drools and I dont give a gently caress that the tree people are suggesting another round of insecticidal soap, I am playing uncharted, you make a decision for one in your life!

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
I play a pretty cool new game called Angry Birds.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

big dig posted:

I am 35 years old with three kids and a career that involves about 1.5 weeks / month of business travel.

I get so much time to game that I'm about 1/3rd the way through Uncharted 2: Among Thieves and usually play enough to remember which button does what and then a kid falls or pukes or shits on something before I get bitched out from my wife for not spending enough time with her and when I do make time she's always on her fuycking phone and I just wanht to plant Uncharted for 1 loving hour and yes Laura I can watch the baby and play a video game, she just sits on the floor and drools and I dont give a gently caress that the tree people are suggesting another round of insecticidal soap, I am playing uncharted, you make a decision for one in your life!

this will never be me

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Oberleutnant posted:

youtube or twitch streamer.


this, however, is going to be me in 10 years. going to make it big as a twitch gamer wish me luck

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Vorik posted:

this, however, is going to be me in 10 years. going to make it big as a twitch gamer wish me luck

glhf

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

big dig posted:

I am 35 years old with three kids and a career that involves about 1.5 weeks / month of business travel.

I get so much time to game that I'm about 1/3rd the way through Uncharted 2: Among Thieves and usually play enough to remember which button does what and then a kid falls or pukes or shits on something before I get bitched out from my wife for not spending enough time with her and when I do make time she's always on her fuycking phone and I just wanht to plant Uncharted for 1 loving hour and yes Laura I can watch the baby and play a video game, she just sits on the floor and drools and I dont give a gently caress that the tree people are suggesting another round of insecticidal soap, I am playing uncharted, you make a decision for one in your life!
Fake your death and move to another country or are you too much of a bitch. If you miss your kids just add them to steam and play games with them. If they don't play PC games just lol you're a poo poo parent anyways

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas

ThePriceIsRight posted:

Fake your death and move to another country or are you too much of a bitch. If you miss your kids just add them to steam and play games with them. If they don't play PC games just lol you're a poo poo parent anyways

Have you tried getting McNugget residue off a keyboard vs removing McNugget goo off of a consoles controller? It's also easier to throw a controller at your dumbfuck kids vs hurling a keyboard.

Kids getting a PC, ha!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

All the games I would consider playing are like 35+ hours minimum and even though I will inevitably waste that time on leisure anyway I just can't sign up for such a commitment.

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

starry skies above posted:

Or do real adults not game at all?

Basically, even as a single man without children, I can't manage to find time to game multiple hours straight, and even when I find long stretches of time to engage in my hobby, I worry that it is my only free time and I should be doing something more productive like reading biographies of presidents.

Get a better job.

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