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Doctor Schnabel posted:just lol if you have an so who knows wat you did in eq baby, did I ever tell you about the time we woke the sleeper? omg get in my pants right now
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controllers get lost + tangled in my pubes
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David Copperfield posted:controllers get lost + tangled in my pubes Stop sticking wiimotes up ur rear end/vagina
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Even when I find time, I'm usually too tired to play. I might play a couple of games a year now. Used to be a couple of games a month.
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Adults don't play video games. Adults read box scores in old newspapers and replay entire baseball games in their minds.
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Real men gamble on grey hound races
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Real men gamble on grey hound races More like gay hound races lmao rekt
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i usually manage to get about 20 hours of steam time per week
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I find that by not having sex with women, and also not doing the required exercising and grooming that would aid in that pursuit, I can have many hours to play video games.
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the great deceiver posted:while we are on the topic of adults and video games how do i get my loving drones to stop rioting without nerve stapling them in alpha centauri alien crossfire. tia
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Sep 4, 2015 11:12
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also dont play alien crossfire it was a lovely expansion, original alpha centauri w/ the original leaders or raus
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i usually manage to get 260 steam hours per week of some good video gaming
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i just bought Mad Max. gonna be fun
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big dig posted:I am 35 years old with three kids and a career that involves about 1.5 weeks / month of business travel. i would legit kill myself i might just kill myself anyway to make sure this is never me
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Sep 4, 2015 11:29
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A misanthrope posted:i would legit kill myself
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Flocons de Jambon posted:To all the little Eichmanns bragging in this thread about how much time they spend oiling the machines of oppression and death as if it were morally superior to spending time playing honest, wholesome video games: gently caress You. this but unironically
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TEAYCHES posted:also dont play alien crossfire it was a lovely expansion, original alpha centauri w/ the original leaders or raus i still only play as yang or maybe gaia, all the new characters suck. the pirate dude seems like he'd be cool in theory but in practice he's retarded and useless
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Sep 4, 2015 14:32
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Withnail posted:I got mass effect and was starting to play a little and then my wife was really a grown man playing video games, and I was all like I'm just killing some time, and she was all remember everquest. So I quit. *THE END whats it like to be dead even tho you are still walking around? what is it like to become a slave
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Sep 4, 2015 14:38
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lol at any goons who are like "my wife doesn't let me play video games" just lol
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Well you see, I'd like to do the things I used to enjoy but my SO is emotionally needy and doesn't trust me to do anything in moderation.
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Pro tip: Whiskey in apple juice. Little fuckers are out for the count for hours.
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happyhippy posted:Pro tip: Whiskey in apple juice. good idea but i have a better one 
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When ever I feel down I watch this to make me feel better about myself cause I'm not this guy.
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Basically give up on open-world stuff or sprawling rpgs or anything else that doesn’t have concrete segments that you can polish off in 30-60 minute chunks. Those games used to be my jam but it’s just not satisfying to explore a bit and do part of a quest and rearrange your inventory a bit and then be like “ok well time for bed, maybe I’ll get to play this for 2-3 more hours by this time next week”. Witcher 3 looks sick but I literally don’t forsee any period of time in my future where I can actually play it and enjoy it. Even if I did manage to get a lengthy game session in I wouldn’t be able to get another one for weeks.
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As an adult with responsibilities you only really get at most 3 hours a day to your hobbies so make them count.
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Witcher 3s main story is so good that you'll forget there's side quests entirely
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A misanthrope posted:lol at any goons who are like "my wife doesn't let me play video games" "I married this woman and she didn't know that I watched tv so no tv for me"
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A misanthrope posted:lol at any goons who are like "my wife doesn't let me play video games" Wives will sometimes ban something the husband loves in order to test their power over them.
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op, you just read slow. try books on tape, because they let you game and read. the fact that you need this spelled out to you is exactly why you never have time to do the things you want. I bet if I was your life coach I would find a vulgar amount of inefficiency and once I did away with it, you would finally blossom like a happy flower in spring.
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A major turning point for me was when I thought I really enjoyed listening to podcasts while grinding poo poo in WoW, and then I discovered I actually just liked listening to podcasts and quit WoW.
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i don't play video games because i'm a lazy sack of poo poo. i just watch people who are good at games play them for me now plenty of time to do that and i have a full-time job. yes, i am single....... hey ladies 
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I have a so I live with and she has been enjoying watching me wreck poo poo in MGS:TPP:AHKG*. We are both pushing 30 and live in a nice apt and eat good food and collect stupid poo poo like Lego and watch cartoons like Regular Show and the one with the Catbug in it. We have no kids but DO have a cute Lhasa Apso (shaggy cut gently caress that long hair dog show poo poo) and also that $150 app driven droid from the new Star Wars. Basically don't have kids. *Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain: A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME
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Wow your life is basically a completely filled out checklist of middling boring middle class.
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notZaar posted:Wow your life is basically a completely filled out checklist of middling boring middle class. Sorry we have a good time together and enjoy our lives?
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bloodysabbath posted:Sorry we have a good time together and enjoy our lives? We like 'em sadder on this board.
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It is insane how much money you can basically light on fire on a whim to fuel vacations and hobbies and it's still way cheaper than raising a kid.
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Tender Bender posted:It is insane how much money you can basically light on fire on a whim to fuel vacations and hobbies and it's still way cheaper than raising a kid. We are actually going to Europe for 10 weeks in like 10 days. This is something we are able to do because we are child free and yet our parents wonder constantly why we haven't had kids yet. One of these days I want to tell them "Why yes I would love to give up the ability to travel the world and enjoy life in exchange for shuttling brats to practices, screaming, tantrums, babysitter fees, and worrying to death about poo poo like pregnancy, preschool, daycare and school districts. Cannot loving wait for that." None of this is to be all "lol breeders lol crotchspawn" and take anything away from happy parents. Whole lot of people get joy from raising kids. But I feel about having kids like I've heard people talk about going to med school: make sure you really want it first because if you don't, you're going to be miserable and in a whole lot of debt. bloodysabbath fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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