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Ace of Baes

hold up 2 color swatches of the same color and ask which they prefer

# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:11

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Ace of Baes

create a room that looks normal except everything is upside down/on the ceiling, then replace their shoes with reverse gravity boots

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:12

Ace of Baes

hide body bags with deer carcasses in all the interior closets

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:13

Ace of Baes

soak 2 color swatches in each of their parents blood and ask them what color they prefer

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:13

Ace of Baes

release 1,000 deadly scorpions inside of a house and lock them inside it

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:13

Android Blues

tell them you want them to decorate for a tiny house on Tiny House Nation, but then whenever they come up with a design, you shake your head and say "no. smaller..." with a stern look on your face

# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:17

Ace of Baes

have them spend several weeks making a dumpster trailer look good then bulldoze it and tell them you spent on your money on bulldozer rental

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:18

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

punji pit beneath throw rug

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:18

Android Blues

eventually start saying "smaller..." in a really small, choked voice too and if you can let out a single tear while you do it. this will prank them but good (theyll think youre sad)

# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:18

Ace of Baes

kill them and fill the house theyre stuck haunting with shag throw rugs and norman rockwell paintings

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:19

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

push them out of a van in front of the taj mahal and yell "get to work bitch" as you peel out

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:20

ulvir

move tables around and say "yeah, you're good and all, but I'm really into feng shui"

# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:20

Ace of Baes

midway through their project tell them you decided to go in a different directions and then a class of kindergartners run in drawing with crayons all over the walls

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:20

Android Blues

Ace of Baes posted:

kill them and fill the house theyre stuck haunting with shag throw rugs and norman rockwell paintings

this is the backstory to/plot of Deathcoration: The Kitsch That Kills actually

# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:22

Ace of Baes

act really enthusiastic the whole time and then when they're done give them a check that will bounce and a bad review on yelp

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:22

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

if they're hetero, fire them for incompetence

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:22

Ace of Baes

keep asking them in a really passive aggressive way "What would you do- I mean- if your house with this big?"

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:23

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

make them decorate the interior of other stuff like hollow trees or your mouth

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:26

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

hire two decorators and have them go around in circles redecorating your house forever

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:28

Android Blues

Deathcoration: The Kitsch That Kills (1987)
Goofs

When Trevor's ghost traps Lucille's immortal soul in a carnival glass lampshade, she says the line, "No! Trapped forever - between a socket and a hard place!". Actually, carnival glass is not particularly hard, and would easily shatter under the pressure a poltergeist could manifest, if Lucille (after a period of time being dead) came to exhibit similar abilities to those possessed by Trevor.
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Trevor claims that the velvet Elvis painting in the sitting room is "to die for". However, he is actually killing his current victim because the sight of it has driven him into a vengeful rage. The double entendre is therefore non-functional: does he think the painting is worth dying for, or is he lashing out because its inadequacy enrages him? Both things cannot be true.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:35

alnilam

Android Blues posted:

Deathcoration: The Kitsch That Kills (1987)
Goofs

When Trevor's ghost traps Lucille's immortal soul in a carnival glass lampshade, she says the line, "No! Trapped forever - between a socket and a hard place!". Actually, carnival glass is not particularly hard, and would easily shatter under the pressure a poltergeist could manifest, if Lucille (after a period of time being dead) came to exhibit similar abilities to those possessed by Trevor.
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Trevor claims that the velvet Elvis painting in the sitting room is "to die for". However, he is actually killing his current victim because the sight of it has driven him into a vengeful rage. The double entendre is therefore non-functional: does he think the painting is worth dying for, or is he lashing out because its inadequacy enrages him? Both things cannot be true.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 10:46

Lil Cunty

Android Blues posted:

Deathcoration: The Kitsch That Kills (1987)
Goofs

When Trevor's ghost traps Lucille's immortal soul in a carnival glass lampshade, she says the line, "No! Trapped forever - between a socket and a hard place!". Actually, carnival glass is not particularly hard, and would easily shatter under the pressure a poltergeist could manifest, if Lucille (after a period of time being dead) came to exhibit similar abilities to those possessed by Trevor.
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Trevor claims that the velvet Elvis painting in the sitting room is "to die for". However, he is actually killing his current victim because the sight of it has driven him into a vengeful rage. The double entendre is therefore non-functional: does he think the painting is worth dying for, or is he lashing out because its inadequacy enrages him? Both things cannot be true.
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ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 3, 2015 11:58

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

Android Blues posted:

Deathcoration: The Kitsch That Kills (1987)
Goofs

When Trevor's ghost traps Lucille's immortal soul in a carnival glass lampshade, she says the line, "No! Trapped forever - between a socket and a hard place!". Actually, carnival glass is not particularly hard, and would easily shatter under the pressure a poltergeist could manifest, if Lucille (after a period of time being dead) came to exhibit similar abilities to those possessed by Trevor.
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Trevor claims that the velvet Elvis painting in the sitting room is "to die for". However, he is actually killing his current victim because the sight of it has driven him into a vengeful rage. The double entendre is therefore non-functional: does he think the painting is worth dying for, or is he lashing out because its inadequacy enrages him? Both things cannot be true.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 12:43

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

insist on every room being a rumpus room

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 14:07

Zeluth: by Fluffdaddy

Fix this with duct tape.

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 14:44

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Android Blues posted:

Deathcoration: The Kitsch That Kills (1987)
Goofs

When Trevor's ghost traps Lucille's immortal soul in a carnival glass lampshade, she says the line, "No! Trapped forever - between a socket and a hard place!". Actually, carnival glass is not particularly hard, and would easily shatter under the pressure a poltergeist could manifest, if Lucille (after a period of time being dead) came to exhibit similar abilities to those possessed by Trevor.
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Trevor claims that the velvet Elvis painting in the sitting room is "to die for". However, he is actually killing his current victim because the sight of it has driven him into a vengeful rage. The double entendre is therefore non-functional: does he think the painting is worth dying for, or is he lashing out because its inadequacy enrages him? Both things cannot be true.
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haha

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:29

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

everytime they suggest something, deny it, saying "no, absolutely not, that would make a terrible compliment to my pillow fort"

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:30

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

say you want each door in your house to have a different panel design, saying you love fun. all the door knobs are different colors, and some are levers

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:32

FartGhost

demand a lot of specific little things so it takes really long and a lot of work. then when its done and the decorator is really proud, put ketchup on it

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:45

FartGhost

make them decorate two rooms to be exactly the same, then when they're gone change stuff in one of the rooms. while they are busy changing it back go into the other room to make the same change there

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:52

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

once they're done, take all the artwork out of the frames and replace it with mcdonalds wrappers. call them back and complain that the spell they cast is wearing off

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:56

Manifisto

Explain that you want your home's d�cor to make a statement, a statement in the subjunctive mood with pluperfect accents. Periodically insist that they add or subtract a design element, say an extra throw pillow, because of the Oxford comma.

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