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tao of lmao

raise the banner and kiss the rings, bitches

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:25

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:47

Senior Management

I don't even like the Patriots but god-drat the NFL is acting like some clown-shoes operation. So without any hard evidence we can suspend this guy completely and totally ignoring the CBA.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:30

tao of lmao

"let's have an independent investigation and then have our own people edit the report before release" -a boneheaded organization

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:33

Senior Management

We should also publicly lie multiple times about Brady. Tom wants the transcripts released? Better say we can't show them to the fans because he is refusing to let us.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:35

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Can I still be bitter too about Washington and Dallas getting killed with salary cap penalties in the uncapped year even though they violated no rules and the Chicago Bears did the exact same thing with Julius Peppers but did not get in trouble. Good thing the Giant's owner was on the case.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:36

tao of lmao

Just run down the list of Goodell's "accomplishments" and then ask yourself why he's still employed.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:41

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

at least they aren't FIFA

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:06

tao of lmao

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/639455807206199296

# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i bet the guy whose phone was confiscated lost his job though

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:01

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CAT BRUSH posted:

i bet the guy whose phone was confiscated lost his job though

It is ridiculous that people got angry with Brady for destroying his phone. This prove yourself innocent stuff is bullshit. For all we know he just had embarrassing photos of himself dressed as a sexy complete breakfast on there. Plus I am pretty sure Wells even told him that he did not need to see the phone.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:15

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

if my current employer wanted to confiscate my personal phone i would tell them to gently caress off because that is ridiculous

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:19

Piso Mojado

CAT BRUSH posted:

if my current employer wanted to confiscate my personal phone i would tell them to gently caress off because that is ridiculous

if my work paid me the same as brady, they could take my phone and I'd even cut off a thumb so they could use the print to unlock it.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:34

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Piso Mojado posted:

if my work paid me the same as brady, they could take my phone and I'd even cut off a thumb so they could use the print to unlock it.

Just because someone makes a lot of money (and generates a lot more for his employer) does not mean that they do not deserve the same levels of privacy as everyone else.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:49

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

if my work paid me the same as brady, they could take my phone and I'd even cut off a thumb so they could use the print to unlock it.

brady didn't get his phone confiscated, im talking about the two employees who had their phones investigated and linked to brady via phone and text conversations, those two don't make a lot

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:59

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Vynar posted:

Just because someone makes a lot of money (and generates a lot more for his employer) does not mean that they do not deserve the same levels of privacy as everyone else.

also this

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 17:59

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

if i made a ton of money i'd be much more likely to tell them to gently caress off because i could actually afford unemployment

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:00

tao of lmao

Vynar posted:

Plus I am pretty sure Wells even told him that he did not need to see the phone.

He did and then renegged on it later just like goodell told kraft he would cancel the suspension if he took the league's penalty without a fuss.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:01

GEExCEE

all i gotta say is gently caress TOM BRADY gently caress THE PATS gently caress BILL BELLACHEAT gently caress GOODELL GO GIANTS BIG BLUE BABY BIG BLUE

# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:03

tao of lmao

Can't say poo poo to Giants fans. Gummo Manning has our number.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:12

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

sports

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:13

tao of lmao

Feel free to gas this thread, ik's, but not until after dct comments please.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:14

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

tao of lmao posted:

Feel free to gas this thread, ik's, but not until after dct comments please.

people are allowed to talk about sports here, this is not a problem

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:28

mycophobia

Qwerinty posted:

sports

# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:49

Darkman Fanpage

the nelson mandela of our time

# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:18

Piso Mojado

Vynar posted:

Just because someone makes a lot of money (and generates a lot more for his employer) does not mean that they do not deserve the same levels of privacy as everyone else.

this is true. I'm just saying I would hand anyone my phone and severed thumb if the money was right.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:45

tao of lmao

Piso Mojado posted:

this is true. I'm just saying I would hand anyone my phone and severed thumb if the money was right.

Let's talk. Maybe we can work something out.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:20

verily carefree

Piso Mojado posted:

this is true. I'm just saying I would hand anyone my phone and severed thumb if the money was right.

what kind of phone do u have

# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:34

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

this is true. I'm just saying I would hand anyone my phone and severed thumb if the money was right.

lets start with 20 bucks and work our way from there

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:35

verily carefree

ill go as high as $65 cash if its a iphone

# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:36

Piso Mojado

now we're talking.

phone is a Samsung galaxy s5, few dings, but good quality. Gold trim. SD card NOT included.

thumb is a near mint condition, adult caucasian model, with a small scar near the cuticle.

let's start the bidding at $50.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:52

verily carefree

i need the thumb too, for uh, science

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:32

Piso Mojado

I bought a severed thumb online and carry it around in my pocket.

sometimes like if I'm talking with my friends about a good movie, I'll pull it out and say "I give it....THREE thumbs up!!!". everyone finds that hilarious.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:46

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:41

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fema crisis actor posted:

that is a good avatar

:jerry:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:53

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

goodell is a dummy but brady is a cheater who threw his coconspirators under the bus

who should i cheer for here

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# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:14

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Lock posted:

brady is a cheater

This was never established as fact.

It has been proven that the commissioner is a angry overreaching poopy-baby who hates the concept of due process.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

and yet that poor county clerk who won't marry sinners is in jail. smh

# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:46

the unabonger

football

# ? Sep 5, 2015 18:34

GEExCEE

i flunked out posted:

football

*nods sagely*

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:47

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

and yet that poor county clerk who won't marry sinners is in jail. smh

real talk for a second. It is sad that so many people don't understand the concept of free speech. While working for the government at your job you represent the government. If you refuse to help do whatever clerk stuff this becomes the government treating people differently. And they are not allowed to do that. No one would call free speech if you got fired from a Best Buy job if you went on a racist rant while running a register.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:26

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