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People freaked out about Anthony Weiner when he was sending women photos of his penis and workout bod but there has to be a certain number of shirtless and penis pics at which point it becomes a net positive for a potential Weiner campaign. Taking a lesson from Donald Trump, it seems like the realignment of American politics would work out in Weiner's favor if he took the following steps: 1. High octane fuel for America - Weiner is the world's most attractive man, married to Hillary Clinton's lesbian catamite. Following The Donald's lead, Weiner needs to put it out there more than ever. He is a highly sexualized male, a high-energy, high-libido guy whose virility attracts women whether he wants it or not. This testosterone-fueled alpha is going to use scientific PUA techniques to literally 'neg' other countries into sucking America's proverbial dick. 2. TO BE CONTINUED This thread is a kind of running application for a job writing at Politico so stay tuned as we map out Weiner's path to the White House
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i hope you get the job at politico fsad
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Welcome back Fall Sick and Die
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bring back lf
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2. The Social Media President - Anthony Weiner gets social media in a way that other candidates don't. If he can turn out young women and engage them on Facebook, Skype, Instagram and Snapchat, he can inject a real dynamic into the race. Imagine if every female in America was receiving personalized private messages from Anthony Weiner like this: Anthony Weiner: Im staring at pics of u. Pathetic? AW: U give good head? AW: U r a fantasy 2 me AW: I like 2 whisper in ur ear while I make love 2 u, is that OK? AW; Did u get wet thinking about me 2day? Notice how Representative Weiner is always respectful. Compare that with a personalized message from Bernie Sanders dryly moaning about economic inequality and it's clear this race is Anthony Weiner's to run away with.
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Sep 3, 2015 16:45
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If Anthony Weiner is the next president that means we get the Weiner Library.
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He could legally change his name to Carlos Danger, that could easily trump (heh....) Trump's name recognition, plus increase appeal to the Latino community
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he will hunt down and kill the terrorists who hacked Ashley Madison
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Imagine if Bill Clinton's presidency came 20 years later. There would be pictures of his dick all over the internet.
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His campaign bus could be the Weinermobile!TEAYCHES posted:bring back lf This forum is basically LF-PG.
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Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free
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3. Popularity with the Female Demographic - Elections are about demographics, just ask Nate Silmer of FiftyThreeEight.com who worked on this article with me. I'll leave it to you, Nate! Nate: Thanks FSAD! Anthony Weiner has a demonstrated popularity with females (He's even married to one). If we look at the most recent current polling (Marbig/Schlessel's poll of likely voters) suggests that somewhere between 45% and 55% of voters will be women, with the remainder from 100% being men. This is a huge number and has been unavoidable in American politics since 1919, no candidate has won the White House without getting some or all of the women's vote. While Hillary Clinton has an obvious advantage in terms of being a woman, when we mine the data from past presidential elections, it shows us that at no point in any previous election have women turned out on election day in November to cast votes for a female presidential candidate. While Hillary looks strong in polling, the question is whether today's women acting on their menstruation-induced opinions will translate into actual votes for Clinton. At some point during the primary period, voters seem to reject female candidates in order to support someone they deem 'electable', in every case a male. When Donald Trump loudly proclaims "beautiful women love me" he's not just speaking extemporaneously, past votes seem to bear out the fact that given a choice between Hillary and Donald on election day, 100% of female voters will choose Trump. That's why this moment is key for Weiner. By entering the race, it would essentially become a three-way contest between Hillary, Trump and Weiner. Given such a choice, 1,000 randomized samples has given us the most likely scenario. First voters seem to vote for Donald Trump, getting 50% of the vote, but then when you shift the number of votes in the spreadsheet, their votes actually seem to migrate to Clinton, and then over to Weiner when you put them there. The more votes cast by individual voters, the higher the percentage. By the end, Weiner wins the vote with a hundred billion votes and something like 100000%, winning every state except Arizona and Utah.
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In't this the guy who sent dick pics to some chick. She probably laughed and laughed at that!
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Sep 4, 2015 06:14
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Weiner/Nuts '16
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This Jacket Is Me posted:In't this the guy who sent dick pics to some chick. She probably laughed and laughed at that! If you turn that into an article playing the word weiner with the word winner somehow, I can get you on CNN tomorrow
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A Time To Chill posted:Weiner/Nuts '16 Butt Stuff for Secretary of State.
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welcome back FSAD praise the anteater
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Is it really cheating if your wife doesn't take your last name? Just spitballing here, but I think the moral outrage he felt was way overblown (as opposed to Weiner, who by his accounts was underblown).
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They probably had an "arrangement" anyway. He just broke the one rule by embarassing her.
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Fall Sick and Die posted:3. Popularity with the Female Demographic - Elections are about demographics, just ask Nate Silmer of FiftyThreeEight.com who worked on this article with me. I'll leave it to you, Nate!
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This Jacket Is Me posted:In't this the guy who sent dick pics to some chick. She probably laughed and laughed at that! His online alias was also Carlos Danger.
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etalian posted:Carlos Danger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWDm2Yw9dk
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I'm torn on whether Carlos Danger or Ron Mexico is the best alias.
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his last name is weiner
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Putty posted:his last name is weiner all the more reason to elect him imo "President Weiner absolutely FUCKS the competition!"
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Carlos Danger hosed Hillary's best friend
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etalian posted:I'm torn on whether Carlos Danger or Ron Mexico is the best alias. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P33yU1uUzOA
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Fall Sick and Die posted:People freaked out about Anthony Weiner when he was sending women photos of his penis and workout bod but there has to be a certain number of shirtless and penis pics at which point it becomes a net positive for a potential Weiner campaign. Taking a lesson from Donald Trump, it seems like the realignment of American politics would work out in Weiner's favor if he took the following steps: wanna suk on that weiner Weiner is a Winner 2016
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didn't find a path to the White House so he had to settle for Huma instead.
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Why do people keep tlaking about his name, it just means he's from Vienna??
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we are gay for dicks and dick sounding words
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Top City Homo posted:we are gay for dicks and dick sounding words this but unironically
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"Sorry" I don't get "it"
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Sep 15, 2015 06:11
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Fall Sick and Die posted:"Sorry" I don't get "it" i remember when you used to be cool
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There's nothing cool about being gay, now they're just like you guys, free to be mocked incessantly in high school thanks to our Supreme Court
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im gay
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I sincerely doubt it
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