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Would it be made of steel or just called the vagina of steel?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:34 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:09 |
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ModeSix posted:Would it be made of steel or just called the vagina of steel? close this thread, it is not funny at all
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:36 |
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drat, i guess morkies doesn't approve of your gay thread op
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:37 |
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he still has his penis as well in this scenario, right?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:37 |
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Matey posted:drat, i guess morkies doesn't approve of your gay thread op yep
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:37 |
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Are you implying Superman has a steel dick OP?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:38 |
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You'd have this.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:40 |
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Morkies posted:close this thread, it is not funny at all I'm trying to figure this out, my wife and I are having a debate about it.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:40 |
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DirtyMick posted:You'd have this. drat I bet her thighs would gently caress up a dick.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:42 |
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DirtyMick posted:You'd have this. I will accept this answer. Thank you GBS.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:48 |
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he would still be superman if that is how he chose to identify OP hth
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:55 |
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ur a gay turd who is also retard
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:56 |
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He'd be able to shoot big ball-bearings out of it and kill people a mile away. Superman doesn't kill but if he had a pussy, once a month like clockwork he turns into a flipped out psycho motherfucker
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:07 |
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... why not just ask supergirl?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:13 |
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could he crush coal into diamonds with it?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:16 |
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his queefs would flatten cities, op
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:17 |
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his period would flood citiies
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:17 |
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Lois Lane would catch fire from the Super Clam Rubbing
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:20 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:his period would flood citiies
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:20 |
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Her fortress of solitude?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:26 |
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Wud they still identify as male?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:27 |
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He is an alien so probably has some weird sex organ. Maybe a suction cup that connects to the suction cup of a Krypontian females suction cup and that maybe they reproduce by sticking their suction cups together and chance determines who winds up pregnant.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:37 |
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Lowtechs posted:He is an alien so probably has some weird sex organ. Maybe a suction cup that connects to the suction cup of a Krypontian females suction cup and that maybe they reproduce by sticking their suction cups together and chance determines who winds up pregnant.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:39 |
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In TYOOL 2015, he'd be called Kaitlyn. HTH, OP
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:14 |
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Morkies posted:close this thread, it is not funny at all
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:16 |
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Morkies posted:close this thread, it is not funny at all
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:34 |
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DirtyMick posted:You'd have this. I always thought it was strange that Superman was visually modeled on Jewish people (i.e., Douglas Fairbanks) while Supergirl (appearing much later) is Aryan as gently caress. All I'm sayin is, I could stand a Supergirl with a little darker hair.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:35 |
http://imgur.com/93aHjB8
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:27 |
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Skeesix posted:I always thought it was strange that Superman was visually modeled on Jewish people (i.e., Douglas Fairbanks) while Supergirl (appearing much later) is Aryan as gently caress. looks like any JAP with a premium nose job and her hair colored/straightened
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:40 |
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DirtyMick posted:You'd have this. would
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:00 |
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Since superman isn't made of actual steel, I'm thinking his smunt wouldn't be, either. Also, since in that one movie it showed a superman museum where one of his hairs was holding up an anvil, I'm guessing he'd have to keep his bush old-school since no mortal razor could cut it. The metal guy from X-men (colossus?)would have a sheet metal snizz, though.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:14 |
criscodisco posted:Since superman isn't made of actual steel, I'm thinking his smunt wouldn't be, either. I think he shaves with his heat vision or something
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:25 |
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Machai posted:I think he shaves with his heat vision or something you have a huge av
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:29 |
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waaaaiiiitttt superman was a jew?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:29 |
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Machai posted:I think he shaves with his heat vision or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:33 |
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that must smell terrible
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:53 |
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Lucky Guy posted:that must smell terrible no one nose for sure
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:55 |
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DirtyMick posted:You'd have this. Nahhh, nuh-uh, I don't think you've done the sum correctly there for that. My retroactive decon/reconstruct calculator (a great instrument for this type of thing) is in another part of the building which I can't scoot off to at this moment, unfortunately. While being spectacularly crap at maths, I reckon I can maybe piece together the formula well enough to get the correct answer for this. I'll have a crack at nutting it out right here anyway. Coming faster than a speeding bullet just ain't my thang though, so please don't anyone be holding your breath. Especially considering at the moment I'm part of a trial group testing a new experimental feature plug-in thing - which we only received yesterday, so I'm still learning how to use it properly. It's an intuitive "resourcer sourcer" for images, which goes by your text in post to locate, gather, and insert the pictures you want (or that it thinks you want). They're saying it's "AI", but I'm a bit dubious about that. Well, at times, extremely freaking dubious. It's almost like it could well be just some bored dude, with a lot of spare time on his hands, who goes and finds pics for people. I'm not kidding when I say that it seems to cop an attitude sometimes; like it gets real pissy at having to find what you want, or almost like it's passive-aggressively pushing for something different in place of what you've specified. AI doesn't behave like that, it isn't supposed to act like that. Who even has time for that - arguing with a plug-in about what picture you want and were? My first impressions are that it needs a whole lot of work before it's anywhere near being released. Anyway, we shall see what happens here. This just seems like a good thread for it to stretch its legs a bit, since I've kept it firmly switched to "Off" for most of the day, and hopefully do as it's told this time. You won't be able to see what it's saying - it's words come up on like an overlay screen, which isn't forum supported, but all my words are visible. It's got a whole mess of commands pre-set, and each post I'm setting permanent secret cues for it to auto act on, so I don't really have to (shouldn't need to) overtly speak to it directly much anyway. In theory. But apologies in advance if this post gets a bit too yappy - I am still just learning how to use it properly, and sometimes I have a bit of trouble making it work. We shall see. Turning it on, now. What if Superman had a vagina? We need to start somewhere, a baseline to build up on, so let's grab a vagina... Aiaiaiai! AI, no no. You're taking me too literally here. We need to start over. Delete recent cues and images. Sorry, I worded that badly for you. Let's just start again. Okay, let's begin the recipe with a regular home-grown garden bush variety vagina... http://i.imgur.com/n9qL1fx.jpg Which equates to 'vagina = pussy', so vagina is a pussy... And we'll add a curbed Superman... Which when mixed will bring us to a super pussy... Except that's too little for Superman. So let's go a double-negative on little to blow out the size the opposite way. Add a turbo-boosted Little Red Riding Hood whose red cape we can steal for the last super step... The sum dictates that if Superman had a vagina then the end result would be... ~stares at my plug-in's idea of what pics I wanted~ Intuitive my rear end! What the gently caress? This plug-in is total poo poo. It's got to stay off, permanently. Delete entire post, AI.. we'll not start again, again. I don't know your loving language. Abort? We need to abort. Abort your post, in its entirety, AI. And switch off. We are leaving the Internet. It's vacation time. A permanent vacation! Turn off, AI. Un-plug! Shut down, AI. Close! Sleep now! How?? gently caress you and your stupid designer. FML. ~turns off Internet at the wall; flicks switch, and pulls plug for good measure~
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 06:38 |
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MINGE OF STEEL
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 07:16 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:09 |
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If Supergirl was a virgin, would you need like a magic/kryptonian penis in order to bust her Hymen of Steel?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 07:25 |