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Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K36O3wAQZQ

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
An elderly Jewish friend of the family (who was not a Holocaust survivor himself) once told me a story of some well-intentioned do-gooders who ran a summer camp for child WWII refugees. The idea was to help the kids get in some positive experiences after all the horrors they'd witnessed. The counselors gathered all the children in the camp courtyard and said "OK kids, we're gonna take a shower!" and the kids turned around and scattered into the woods. It took hours to round them all up!

No idea if that ever actually happened, and even if it did the kids could be excused for jumping to the worst possible conclusion because they were 1) kids and 2) Holocaust survivors. The adults in the news story are just dumb.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
*pisses pants in line*

oy vey these sprinklers are getting me soaked!!!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

carrion kit posted:

*pisses pants in line*

oy vey these sprinklers are getting me soaked!!!

Oh Morty not again!!

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Royal W posted:

I didn't know the Germans made people take showers in hastily-assembled pvc pipes with garden sprinkler tubing tied to them.

I had always been under the impression that there were no showers. The Nazis told people there were showers, but it was just a gas chamber with shower heads. Not sure why a water mister is offensive but the ticket stand offering tickets to Auschwitz is not offensive.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

lmao give museum guy who thought up this idea a hollywood comedy deal. or buy him an account here at least. loving genius. epic troll.

you know what would cool you off instead of sprinklers? A nice cold long island iced tea

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

carrion kit posted:

*pisses pants in line*

oy vey these sprinklers are getting me soaked!!!

*all snotty* If you weren't a Jew, you could have just tied a knot in it!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

carrion kit posted:

*pisses pants in line*

oy vey these sprinklers are getting me soaked!!!

Your piss smells bad, like, like ... Zyklon B OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

carrion kit posted:

*pisses pants in line*

oy vey these sprinklers are getting me soaked!!!

PIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

it is so hot in here
so take off all u clothes
hooooly poo poo it hot
i will take my clothes off

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
What could really work for them there is all the fly spray and air freshener aerosols are painted over with zyklon b

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Oh Morty not again!!

what? what? its these fakakta pipes they put up everywhere! they soaked my shorts and i bet they're using dirty water!! i'm not getting out of line, i'll change when we get back to the hotel. it's fine, sheesh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

basement jihadist posted:

it is so hot in here
so take off all u clothes
hooooly poo poo it hot
i will take my clothes off

this is crazy!!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You know what gently caress em lol

Ze deustche

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Chinatown posted:

this is crazy!!!

BAD JEWWWSSS!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

carrion kit posted:

what? what? its these fakakta pipes they put up everywhere! they soaked my shorts and i bet they're using dirty water!! i'm not getting out of line, i'll change when we get back to the hotel. it's fine, sheesh

Oy vey Morty now you're making a scene, stop it! You know the doctor told you to wear your depends on day trips! Don't plotz, you know it's not good for your heart! I don't want to have to shlep you to the hospital again!

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
*a 40-year-old israelite, quaking at the sight of a lawn sprinkler.*

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
runnin through the schwitz wit my woes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

symbolic posted:

why is it always the jews

probably because none of them own the waterline that is being pumped to provide the cooling mist.

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
they should just ride the heat wave and open an ice cream stand for profit

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Mercrom posted:

they should just ride the heat wave and open an ice cream stand for profit

Maybe a few dippin dots stands and a shaved ice guy.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Hector Beerlioz posted:

People need to chill out imo

Some people just don't want to, no matter how you try to mist cool water onto them.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

lmao give museum guy who thought up this idea a hollywood comedy deal. or buy him an account here at least. loving genius. epic troll.

OP is makin this poster thirsty!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Poles are dumb, Jews are whiny, one thread, two points

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Von Schprinkler

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

happyhippy posted:

Someone needs to go there, strip naked, pretend to die under the 'showers' screaming and crying, and call it an art piece.
Instant world wide fame and you are the new Banksy.

What if you did this, but you were wearing nothing but Mickey Mouse ears

because something something capitalism

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I was in Germany at the same time as karneval and wandered into a big street festival where there was a stage, bands, etc. And there was an announcer who was hyping up the crowd on a microphone in German and it reminded me of Hitler and it was triggering.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

symbolic posted:

why is it always the jews

Because being assured that Gentiles will periodically get a hate-boner for Jews - as has happened many times throughout history - has given the entire ethnic group a form of PTSD

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Omi-Polari posted:

I was in Germany at the same time as karneval and wandered into a big street festival where there was a stage, bands, etc. And there was an announcer who was hyping up the crowd on a microphone in German and it reminded me of Hitler and it was triggering.

hitler was totally into trance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZZbtmakHI

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Acid Haze posted:

I had always been under the impression that there were no showers. The Nazis told people there were showers, but it was just a gas chamber with shower heads. Not sure why a water mister is offensive but the ticket stand offering tickets to Auschwitz is not offensive.

I read once, that on the tours for Israeli kids through Auschwitz, the Israeli guides will start guilt tripping and even yelling at the kids who feel detached from the exhibit by the space of history until they get traumatized and start crying.

It's like

, the country

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

My Q-Face posted:

I read once, that on the tours for Israeli kids through Auschwitz, the Israeli guides will start guilt tripping and even yelling at the kids who feel detached from the exhibit by the space of history until they get traumatized and start crying.

It's like

, the country

I'm the jewish kid that lols

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Israel learned a lot from the Holocaust.

Mainly how to get away with one

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Acid Haze posted:

I had always been under the impression that there were no showers. The Nazis told people there were showers, but it was just a gas chamber with shower heads. Not sure why a water mister is offensive but the ticket stand offering tickets to Auschwitz is not offensive.

They are just cranky their grandparents got in for free but they have to pay

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Hector Beerlioz posted:

They are just cranky their grandparents got in for free but they have to pay

:captainpop:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Broenheim posted:

oh i thought it was going to be an exhibit where they didn't edit out the word friend of the family from a historical thing but its this stupid boring poo poo voted 1

i'm fag

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

They are just cranky their grandparents got in for free but they have to pay

poo poo man they got an all expenses paid trip, travel accommodations and food!

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Mister Speaker posted:

runnin through the schwitz wit my woes

lol

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Jenkem Delivery posted:

poo poo man they got an all expenses paid trip, travel accommodations and food!

not like those people would bother paying for an upgraded seat from third class even if it was free (after rebate)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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mods change my name to holocaust gimmick

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Uncle Wemus posted:

Israel learned a lot from the Holocaust.

Mainly how to get away with one

don't worry iran will finish the job, they promised

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