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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Seriously how do people get rich from making these awful trash games they are loving garbage and there are only 3 of them

scrabble clone

match 3

shitass "rpg"

oh i ran out of energy let me buy more

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
um clash of clans kicks rear end. my clan has all my old drug dealers in it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fruit nigga

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
no keyboard & mouse

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
come here i gonna sell you more rublies so you can get Premium Draw

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
you have to look further than the app store. here's the best phone game, your welcome OP
https://github.com/mehtank/androminion

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I tried playing pokemon shuffle.

It was super loving bad.

I uninstalled it.

Fallout Shelter was really boring and dumb too.

Welp, thats my story.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
They're aren't made to be good games but they do get measured by availability and pervasiveness to get you to pay to win.

Donald Kimball
Sep 2, 2011

PROUD FATHER OF THIS TURD ------>



kingdom rush.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Rutibex posted:

you have to look further than the app store. here's the best phone game, your welcome OP
https://github.com/mehtank/androminion

come here i gonna sell you more Rubitex so you can get Premium Draw

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I blame schools offering digital media as a degree so the kiddies flood the market with their school projects.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

They're designed not to be fun but to get you frustrated and angry and willing to spend money, similar to F2P/P2W computer games.

Angry Birds 2 is bad for that, same with Fallout Shelter

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
cause they are loving casual bullshit for grrrlgamers

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you would think there would be more variety since the development tools are so readily available but there isn't an ounce of originality

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun and money in a video game is a funny idea

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Because good games would turn your phone into a portable frying pan.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Freemium episode of South Park will explain it to you OP.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2753257335001/are-you-a-candy-crush-addict/#sp=show-clips

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Bc the most profit is in skinner boxes exploiting retards into spending money through microtransactions


Look up how much money candy crush makes and dehumanize and face the bloodshed

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Yeah i guess, why make different games when clones of game X always make a profit

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Oldass NES RPGs work okay on your phone get an emulator.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Oldass NES RPGs work okay on your phone get an emulator.

i do like the Metroid

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

The one where you call your ex at 3am and just breathe heavily is pretty good.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
i'll love to play nes/snes on my galaxy s5 but pay money for emulator? noooo

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

i do like the Metroid

The action games are no good because the controls are superimposed on the screen and you can't see what's going on. Gotta be an RPG.

Only games worth playing on your phone:

NES emulator
-Final Fantasy 1
-Dragon Warrior 1
-Dragon Warrior 3
-Ultima 1 / Hydlide lol

Genesis emulator
-Starflight
-There were those Phantasy Star games but they blow

Game Boy emulator: (these are actually probably better than anything else on this list)
-Final Fantasy Legend 1, 2 and 3

SNES emulator
-7th Saga is a grindfest but I like it because of nostalgia, if you get the one that was fixed by fans so all the enemies aren't literally just 4x'd in all their stats like in the Japanese version it ain't bad
-Breath of Fire games if and only if you're a furry
-Chrono Trigger
-Earthbound
-Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
-Final Fantasy 3/6, maybe the other ones maybe not
-Harvest Moon
-Ogre Battle
-Paladin's Quest is real easy to control and I like it on a phone real well
-Super Mario RPG
-There were some other Ultima games no one played probably for good reason

raton fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Sep 4, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

i'll love to play nes/snes on my galaxy s5 but pay money for emulator? noooo

It's like two bucks or you can go find one somewhere else that may or may not work and click that permissions thing that allows nonstore emulators to install and then blah blah blah I just paid two buck. They use the same ROMs you've had on your hard drive since 1998.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Left off Mutant League Football on the Genesis list

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

Left off Mutant League Football on the Genesis list

Never played it will look into it

I like the Shadowrun game on the Genesis a whole lot and it's a great game but you'll get killed by hellhounds 10 times out of 10 if you're trying to control it with your phone and that sucks rear end.

You can tell if a person is a person because they have played both SNES and Genesis Shadowrun and somehow prefer the lovely SNES version.

raton fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Sep 4, 2015

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Thanks those are good recommendations I'm excited about NES on my phone!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

Never played it will look into it


There's Mutant League Hockey too but what ive seen it's not the same level of game.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
found a free one and got some roms. oh my god im not sleeping again.
desert strike my favorite game as a kid. time to kill iraqis!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

found a free one and got some roms. oh my god im not sleeping again.
desert strike my favorite game as a kid. time to kill iraqis!

Does it do savestates with the volume button, because if it doesn't gently caress that.

If it does post it.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Moridin920 posted:

Bc the most profit is in skinner boxes exploiting retards into spending money through microtransactions


Look up how much money candy crush makes and dehumanize and face the adshed

ftfy and yes it's because people are dumb faggots with the attention span and brainpower of a goldfish

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Oh poo poo I forgot Starflight for the Genesis that game is loving rad as gently caress. There are some actiony parts but you can probably get around them by adjusting your strategy a bit or just flying away really fast in a straight line

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Sheep-Goats posted:

Does it do savestates with the volume button, because if it doesn't gently caress that.

If it does post it.

i'll check later, however it is the snes9x ex+

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

i'll check later, however it is the snes9x ex+

That's the one I used the most for on my PC it's cool they have it for phone. I wish my phone had three hard buttons so one could be save state the other load and the third fast forward.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

The action games are no good because the controls are superimposed on the screen and you can't see what's going on. Gotta be an RPG.

Only games worth playing on your phone:

NES emulator
-Final Fantasy 1
-Dragon Warrior 1
-Dragon Warrior 3
-Ultima 1 / Hydlide lol

Genesis emulator
-Starflight
-There were those Phantasy Star games but they blow

Game Boy emulator: (these are actually probably better than anything else on this list)
-Final Fantasy Legend 1, 2 and 3

SNES emulator
-7th Saga is a grindfest but I like it because of nostalgia, if you get the one that was fixed by fans so all the enemies aren't literally just 4x'd in all their stats like in the Japanese version it ain't bad
-Breath of Fire games if and only if you're a furry
-Chrono Trigger
-Earthbound
-Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
-Final Fantasy 3/6, maybe the other ones maybe not
-Harvest Moon
-Ogre Battle
-Paladin's Quest is real easy to control and I like it on a phone real well
-Super Mario RPG
-There were some other Ultima games no one played probably for good reason

yoy can't play mario rpg with lovely touch controls

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
double post

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Hearthstone.

*drops mic*

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lol if you use your phone for games

just look at porn

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