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Hello, I recently started a gofundme. Wanted to post it here as well, just you know, cus reasons. http://www.gofundme.com/EDITED OUT (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:21 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:18 |
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I'm willing to donate a complete ball-sack's worth of semen into your mouth.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:22 |
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What do i get if i donate?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:23 |
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gently caress you op
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:24 |
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sorry i only fund persecuted christians/murderers
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:24 |
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id donate but apparently the minimum is $1? i guess your too good for pennies, you think your better then me?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:26 |
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Heh! Thanks for the offer on the semen, but I will pass. I have not even considered any sort of reward system like other gofundme's do, this is my first time. Thank you for the gently caress you! I expect no less! And persecuted christians and murders are a great cause!!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:26 |
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im pooping! posted:id donate but apparently the minimum is $1? OMFG theres a minimum? I was considering half cents as well. I mean every fleck of a penny counts.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:27 |
Can I piggy back on this. I would like 350 dollars to buy a gun
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:27 |
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It only takes a few minute to make your own. Some guy made a thing about just making potato salad, I am sure a gun is not so far fetched.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:29 |
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Hello, My name is Jeremy. I am a agoraphobic with a social phobia and suffer from PTSD, OCD and a Anxiety disorder. If you do not know what that is, the definition is : human being
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:31 |
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thats a pretty decent working defintion
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:31 |
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Good luck with your thing, op
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:31 |
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thank you
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:32 |
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I'll donate some bootstraps, how bout that op?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:32 |
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Donated. Good luck OP
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:33 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:Donated. Good luck OP Just checked the page, still $0 raised. This man is a liar liar pants on fire.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:35 |
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Donated $500 but it isn't showing up for some reason?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:35 |
prove it
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:36 |
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someone shared a kickfundr to me, some pretty white girl dislocated her leg or something in spin class and they were asking for help to pay the hospital bills it was the whitest thing i ever did see
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:40 |
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Realtalk : microdosing mushrooms helps ptsd hth
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:41 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Realtalk : microdosing mushrooms helps ptsd hth My Therapist has insinuated that i should start smoking pot, I have not done that since I was 21 or 22, I am forty now, and well then theres the idea I would have to LEAVE my house to find someone who sold it? Just...meh. Mushrooms create the same problem, outside.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:42 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Realtalk : microdosing mushrooms helps ptsd hth Pretty sure drugs never helped anybody.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:43 |
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if this is real (i kept waiting for a punchline but it seems like a real gimmick, similar sa username, etc) then you're still a huge baby for asking for 1100 dollars. for the record i've got a hosed up brain too, i am pretty good at getting fired from jobs, not accomplishing what i was supposed to, etc, and out of my last 3 pcs i've never bought or built one for more than $600 please update your gofundme to mention that you need 1100 because running eve online on high textures is unacceptable, and you absolutely need people to pay more so you can run it on ultra high
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:43 |
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I ballparked a figure considering I do not expect to actually get anything either. Also, everyones mental disorder is different *shrug* i have literally heard it all.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:46 |
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jgriffis0113 posted:I ballparked a figure considering I do not expect to actually get anything either. mental illness totally sucks and i hope you improve, it just seems like a really big gently caress off to anyone who views your page. in other words, people would be more likely to donate if you explained what you need the computer for, and if you actually used an exact number for what you realistically need to buy or build a new computer. if you're an agoraphobic posting on something awful, you really should have the free time to learn how to push ram into a motherboard until it clicks, it'll save your donors like 350 dollars
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:48 |
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jgriffis0113 posted:My Therapist has insinuated that i should start smoking pot, I have not done that since I was 21 or 22, I am forty now, and well then theres the idea I would have to LEAVE my house to find someone who sold it? Just...meh. You can buy syringes full of spores that you can squeeze onto a growing medium and grow under your bed. extra stout posted:
This
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:49 |
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extra stout posted:mental illness totally sucks and i hope you improve, it just seems like a really big gently caress off to anyone who views your page. in other words, people would be more likely to donate if you explained what you need the computer for, and if you actually used an exact number for what you realistically need to buy or build a new computer. if you're an agoraphobic posting on something awful, you really should have the free time to learn how to push ram into a motherboard until it clicks, it'll save your donors like 350 dollars Well if this one goes no where, which i automatically assumed it will, I will heed your advice on the second attempt. Just, some guy made a crap ton of money just making potato salad. If nothing else, it does not hurt to have at least tried. If it doesn't go through nothing has changed, ya know?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:50 |
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Who is that person next to you and what gender are they
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:50 |
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just donated $4.20 ..gl op
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:50 |
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I did however change the amount *shrugs*
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:51 |
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As promised I have filled an envelope with a full load of my ejaculate. Please PM me your address and I'll get this out to you ASAP.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:53 |
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Why don't you just fix whatever part of your computer is dying? Why don't you spell dying right?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:53 |
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Lolly Poopdeck posted:I'm willing to donate a complete ball-sack's worth of semen into your mouth. Can I give you money instead
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:54 |
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Aralan posted:Why don't you just fix whatever part of your computer is dying? Why don't you spell dying right? Spellcheck is the first thing to go
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:54 |
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Just donated $50
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:54 |
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jgriffis0113 posted:Well if this one goes no where, which i automatically assumed it will, I will heed your advice on the second attempt. Just, some guy made a crap ton of money just making potato salad. If nothing else, it does not hurt to have at least tried. well its your campaign so i'm not trying to hijack it, but i think you are now closer to getting people to buy you a decent computer than you were getting people to buy you one with like lasers and leds and a anime painting on the side and poo poo, good luck man hope you get some more donations, also welcome to the something awful forums you should tell us more about your dog there in the pictures so we can relate to you
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:55 |
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Just donated a billion big ones, hope that's enough to get your ol' computer running up to snuff again. If it isn't I'll toss in a few more billion.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:56 |
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Had my donation all setup and then found they don't take bitcoin. Sorry OP.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:01 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:18 |
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Some advice for you OP. Change the cause from "new computer" to "hot dog stand in the middle of nowhere". Take some lovely photos of store-bought hot dogs with a can of Hormel chili and a Kraft single, mix in some racial slurs, and you'll be pulling in about 15 times what you're asking.
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