Byob I sqeezed down on my can opener to hard and I broke it.

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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I have canned goods and no way to eat them byob. I need help in this time of madness.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:08

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FreshCutFries

what's your local goat situation like?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:11

smoobles

use the same insane muscly hands you used to break your can opener to break open the actual cans

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:16

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

are you actually sylvester the cat

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:20

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

smoobles posted:

I'm squeezing as hard as I can over my mouth and the chili wont come.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:29

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Byob I feel like that ancient mariner guy except with chili instead of water.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:31

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

And a thousand thousand slimy beans
stayed in the can; and so did I.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:33

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

>show inventory

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:33

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm wearing some boxers and a shirt.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:38

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

if you wet the shirt, twist it around the can with a stick inside the knot, you can crush the can and get the chili.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:40

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I didn't do that but I'm wearing it like a dancer from a Madonna video now.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:50

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

not much to work with...

go outside and yell for help until a grownup comes by?

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:52

smoobles

don't eat chili out of a can what the gently caress you'd get beat up for that where i'm from (texas)

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:52

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

If you think I'm gonna put on pants until tomorrow, you have another thing coming.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:53

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

smoobles posted:

I'm an effeminate Persian man who eats canned chili and salsa from new York.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:56

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

who said anything about pants

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

are there any other objects in your apartment or are you sitting in an empty room with your boxers and t-shirt and a can of chili

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:59

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

that would be a bleak existence

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:00

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

CAT BRUSH posted:

scientists look through the mirrored glass, shake their heads sadly, and make a check mark on a piece of paper

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:02

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I have a chair.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:05

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

here this should help

http://www.3dcadbrowser.com/download.aspx?3dmodel=82658

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:09

Gazpacho: by Fluffdaddy

suggestion: in the future do not put the chili in the can

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 06:53

old_dwarf

queso is spanish for cheese

# ? Sep 4, 2015 06:54

Darkman Fanpage

use hammer

# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:32

Piso Mojado

unhinge your jaw and slowly consume the can whole.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:53

smoobles

i make chili from scratch and freeze most of it.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 14:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

canned chili is ok for camping or hobos

# ? Sep 4, 2015 14:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

so hopefully you are phone posting while camping and you are not a hobo with a smartphone

# ? Sep 4, 2015 14:43

Manifisto

start licking the same spot on the can until you've licked a hole through the metal into the sweet tender insides, like a starfish with a clam

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 4, 2015 14:48

fuck. marry. t-rex

Sit on the can until it hatches

# ? Sep 4, 2015 15:46

fuck. marry. t-rex

Put the can in like 3 garbage bags and then morningstar-smash them into the pavement

# ? Sep 4, 2015 15:47

Senior Management

heat the can until it pops

:jerry:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:30

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

put the can under the leg of the chair which is the only thing in your bleak apartment and bounce up and down until it bursts open

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:40

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

That seems like a good way to gently caress up my chair.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:16

ron color

put at least an inch of oil on top of a bowl of water(vegetable oil is fine). when you drop the can in it'll pull out the chili! only works with homestyle

# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:44

alnilam

Qwerinty posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:23

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

drilldo squirt posted:

it'll be fine trust me :evilbuddy:

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:32

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I have good news friends, I have a new can opener.

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:30

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

sounds like cheating to me

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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

we could have worked this out, we could have figured out a way, but you had to go and ruin it

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:31

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