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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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What do you think?

Mine smell pretty good.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:12

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Mine smell bad

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:12

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Mine smell bad

Use some rubbing alcohol to kill off the bacteria then take a shower.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:13

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Mine smell like strawberry cheesecake mmmmmm

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:14

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Mine smell like dove cucumber green tea soap with a hint of musk.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:15

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

This just in: Hobohemian refuses to change his avatar because it is the closest he's ever been to a real pony.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:17

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 hemp peppermint pure castile soap.

If your pits smell of anything different, kill yourself, hth

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:18

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

i used to wear just a t-shirt in the summer to try to prevent being funky but now i wear an undershirt and a button-down so at least i can keep most of the funk in

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:22

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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criscodisco posted:

Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 hemp peppermint pure castile soap.

If your pits smell of anything different, kill yourself, hth

Gonna have to agree. The one problem w/ that soap is it's not anti-bacterial. It's fine for the most part, but if you are stinky you have to be really diligent to get clean.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:23

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

do you guys ever get pimples in ur armpits?

I get about 1 a year and gently caress they are BIG bro like I popped one the other day and poo poo all this goop and blood and poo poo came out, felt so good

next time i'm going to go-pro it in slow mo 4k and put it on youtube and make a lot of money

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:23

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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Jeff Sichoe posted:

do you guys ever get pimples in ur armpits?

I get about 1 a year and gently caress they are BIG bro like I popped one the other day and poo poo all this goop and blood and poo poo came out, felt so good

next time i'm going to go-pro it in slow mo 4k and put it on youtube and make a lot of money

eat it

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:23

Frozen to Death: Mar 27, 2010

nothing

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:24

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

Jizz mostly

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:25

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

onion rings.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:26

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

Waltzing Along posted:

eat it

what, the gunk?

ok

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:26

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

mine smell like OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant

bitches go so crazy for the scent of a stick of 4.99 deodorant sold at CVS

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:28

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

nothing but a little bit of axe body wash because i just showered and didn't bother putting on deodorant

just kidding, they smell like rancid pork because i am a goon

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:29

Uncle Salty: Jan 19, 2008; BOYS

Not great.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:30

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Jeff Sichoe posted:

do you guys ever get pimples in ur armpits?

I get about 1 a year and gently caress they are BIG bro like I popped one the other day and poo poo all this goop and blood and poo poo came out, felt so good

next time i'm going to go-pro it in slow mo 4k and put it on youtube and make a lot of money

THat's an abcess probably. Switch to a deodorant only, and apply frequent warm compresses the next time you feel one coming on

Assuming you want to prevent them from appearing ofc

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:31

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Mine smell intoxicatingly awful, can't stop smelling it. Sort of like when I wipe my butt and get poop on my fingers, smells disgusting but must keep smelling it.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:31

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

the great deceiver posted:

mine smell like OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant

bitches go so crazy for the scent of a stick of 4.99 deodorant sold at CVS

i know what you mean! i just got my OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant from CVS at the reasonable price of 4.99 and now women are drawn to me as if by magic!

i pity the poor man who does not own OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:34

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

THat's an abcess probably. Switch to a deodorant only, and apply frequent warm compresses the next time you feel one coming on

Assuming you want to prevent them from appearing ofc

thanks for the tip man I do appreciate it

but yeah I think i'll just leave it - gives me something to do ya know? something to look forward to after a day in the datamines

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:35

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

My god! They smell just like the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"!

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:37

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Pitdragon posted:

i know what you mean! i just got my OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant from CVS at the reasonable price of 4.99 and now women are drawn to me as if by magic!

i pity the poor man who does not own OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant

when i put mine on in the morning i imagine i am a muscular and humorous black man but i am actually a slightly chubby and very pale goon

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:44

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Pitdragon posted:

i know what you mean! i just got my OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant from CVS at the reasonable price of 4.99 and now women are drawn to me as if by magic!

i pity the poor man who does not own OLD SPICE DENALI deodorant/antiperspirant

mt mckinley :colbert:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:47

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Hey, OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:56

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Dove cucumber deodorant.

Yep.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:18

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Dove cucumber deodorant.

Yep.

start washing your nuts we don't need salted cuke scent

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:18

old wooden ships: Jan 22, 2015

Smells like speed stick I got from dollar tree, cause gently caress it, I've been married 11 years so as long as i dont smell like onion the wife is happy.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:20

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

TwoFire posted:

start washing your nuts we don't need salted cuke scent

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:20

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

i havent smoked weed for a long time and sometimes i still think gthey smell like weed

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:28

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

they smell like pencil shavings

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:29

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Grant DaNasty posted:

onion rings.

lol you greasy its supposed to smell like lovely fresh onions

lonesomedwarf posted:

i havent smoked weed for a long time and sometimes i still think gthey smell like weed

dont worry you just smell like a skunk

ps if you dont enjoy the smell of your armpit you are not a real man

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:30

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

mdm posted:

dont worry you just smell like a skunk

i laughed

# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:31

Ema Nymton: Apr 26, 2008; the place where I come from
is a small town; Buglord

I sweated a lot today but I always wear a shitton of deodorant so I"m good :keke:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:48

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I accidentally took a shower so i smell good

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:50

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Slight musk. Otherwise still relatively fresh 8 hours after a shower. My balls on the other hand smell like old socks I've soaked in vinegar. I don't think that's normal.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:54

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

smell my dick op

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:56

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Not bad, but give it a day.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:57

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

im a little stinky because after like 15 years using the same deodorant all of a sudden this week I'm allergic to it and it's giving me a rash. i think im just gonna quit using deodorant altogether because my musk smells really good imo

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:59

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