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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
...not to feel? I'm worried about dying. help me goons.

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FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
just think back to what it felt like during the 4.5 billion years before you were born.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
It's pretty great; no feelings, only logic.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's pretty great; no feelings, only logic.

My wife said when your born you don't have logic...

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
kind of like I exist when I read your posts. There is nothing there, but the universe still sighs.

Tony Homo posted:

My wife said when your born you don't have logic...

and that is why you unintentionally poo poo in yer mums' oval office

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
think back to long car trips with your family when you were a kid. you probably took naps on those trips. they weren't very satisfying naps, and, if you're like me, you never really dreamed during those naps. you'd just close your eyes at one point and then notice a few hours had gone by. just pure collapsed time.

death works the same way, except you don't wake up at the end.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Horniest Manticore posted:

think back to long car trips with your family when you were a kid. you probably took naps on those trips. they weren't very satisfying naps, and, if you're like me, you never really dreamed during those naps. you'd just close your eyes at one point and then notice a few hours had gone by. just pure collapsed time.

death works the same way, except you don't wake up at the end.

hopefully with more ray stevens :twisted:

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Unless you're an atheist you get to go to some cool afterlife, so don't worry about it op.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
dying kicks rear end

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
no longer will you feel the lack of food, sex, human connection, or novelty

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Horniest Manticore posted:

think back to long car trips with your family when you were a kid. you probably took naps on those trips. they weren't very satisfying naps, and, if you're like me, you never really dreamed during those naps. you'd just close your eyes at one point and then notice a few hours had gone by. just pure collapsed time.

death works the same way, except you don't wake up at the end.

My wife said you're stupid.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Tony Homo posted:

My wife said you're stupid.

how hot is she?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Tony Homo posted:

My wife said you're stupid.

whats his name

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Does she know you're Tony Homo. THE Tony Homo

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

She said her penis is 10 inches.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

TwoFire posted:

hopefully with more ray stevens :twisted:

the day the squirrel went berserk in the westboro baptist church

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Tony Homo posted:

She said her penis is 10 inches.

witty!

also you're a sucker for getting married

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Horniest Manticore posted:

witty!

also you're a sucker for getting married

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

haha you sad sorry gently caress

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

how does it feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Tony Homo posted:

...not to feel? I'm worried about dying. help me goons.

You have felt it already.

Before you were born.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
"honey, can i take a picture of your tits? someone on the internet is making fun of me. 'trolling' me, if you will."

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

a real jerk posted:

how does it feel?

Oh come on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOFO1XOZXRM

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014


trap sprung you music nerd. haha such a nerd. you are completely wrecked my friend!!!

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i have owned you

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Horniest Manticore posted:

"honey, can i take a picture of your tits? someone on the internet is making fun of me. 'trolling' me, if you will."

lol

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
gently caress man i don't know but what the hell is worrying about it gonna accomplish?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
also you goons posting about how death is just nothingness are gonna be sooo embarrassed when you die and end up in the kelphax dimension as one of the gorglans micro-thralls
it will be egg... on your face!

Romulan Hippie
Aug 23, 2005
that was a fat kid

at least have the decency to post the good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ

edit gently caress TRAP SPRUNG

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Horniest Manticore posted:

"honey, can i take a picture of your tits? someone on the internet is making fun of me. 'trolling' me, if you will."

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Horniest Manticore posted:

haha you sad sorry gently caress

im the varicose veins in the otherwise wonderful looking tits

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


tell;l her she has been blessed by the lord

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
op's wife's boobs


op's wife's boobs

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Horniest Manticore posted:

"honey, can i take a picture of your tits? someone on the internet is making fun of me. 'trolling' me, if you will."

"Here ya go, my husband. Let me know when those people think we're both pathetic, so I can try and use my boobs again to shift both our positions in their mental hierarchy. Man I love how we just both read forums together."

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
fuckin idiots in this thread man you ever heard of not looking a gift horse in the mouth man? no no no lets all jump all over the op after he posts pictures of his wifes tits instead of trying to get him to double down with more pictures WHICH WE WILL NEVER HAVE NOW thanks idoits

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jukeboxblues posted:

"Here ya go, my husband. Let me know when those people think we're both pathetic, so I can try and use my boobs again to shift both our positions in their mental hierarchy. Man I love how we just both read forums together."

what are you talking about

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

what are you talking about

More like what aren't I talking about.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's easy to post a pair of tits. What's hard is to post a picture of tits with a small anime figurine wedged between the cleavage holding up a small sign that reads "Tony Homo's Wife Loves Something Awful!"

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
pretty cool actually

its like a cheat code for invincibility

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