Topical: Hillary Clinton and Princess Amidala's nipples

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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Apparently one is running for president, and the other is part of a movie series which is forecasted to make 2.2 billion dollars
:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/5QfszRF.jpg :nws:

Which, in your opinion is more powerful? Hillary Clinton or Queen Amidala?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:09

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:13

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Who does what now?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:11

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Looks like the old one is the reason the young one has hard nipples and a violated pleading look in her eyes.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:12

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Zeluth posted:

Who does what now?

Perhaps clean out your ears? But please, do not use Q tips that's not what they are for.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:12

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ooh look at me im naboo we elect queens lets elect a 13 year old queen

god drat fuckin idiots over there how did they ever even get together and subjugate the indigenous peoples

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hillary's reaction to this arousing turn of events is also that of her nation's people. :usa:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:13

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Hillary could probably order someone to be murdered and suffering no consequences so I am going with sad tits Clinton.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:14

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Left: Thats how you look when you just motorboated someone.
Right: Thats how you look when you just been motorboated by someone 4 times your age. And same sex.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:15

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Poetic Justice posted:

Perhaps clean out your ears? But please, do not use Q tips that's not what they are for.

To apply topical anesthetic to your posts.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:19

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Zeluth posted:

To apply topical anesthetic to your posts.

Ah, well check this out

Before you post: Before posting, please ask yourself the following question: "Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?"

Before you reply: Before replying, please ask yourself the following question: "Does my reply offer any significant advice or help contribute to the conversation in any fashion?"

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:20

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Poetic Justice posted:

Ah, well check this out

Before you post: Before posting, please ask yourself the following question: "Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?"

Before you reply: Before replying, please ask yourself the following question: "Does my reply offer any significant advice or help contribute to the conversation in any fashion?"

Good point. I should quit while I'm ahead.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:23

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Zeluth posted:

Good point. I should quit while I'm ahead.

I enjoyed your post, personally

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:24

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

what does cleaning out one's ears have to do with reading a forum? Or are you just trying to help Zeluth with his/her hygiene, op?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:46

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Matey posted:

what does cleaning out one's ears have to do with reading a forum? Or are you just trying to help Zeluth with his/her hygiene, op?

hygiene is extremely important

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:50

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Poetic Justice posted:

hygiene is extremely important

You realize youre talking to goons here?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:51

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Yolomon Wayne posted:

You realize youre talking to goons here?

I was just reminding myself

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:53

HollywoodDialysis: Jan 19, 2005; not doing nothing; Grimey Drawer

HC has some absolutely terrifying camera smiles in her repertoire.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:43

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

I like it when girls show off their nice body parts, especially nipples on their boobs.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:46

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

hillary looks like a woman palpatine

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:01

The Biscuit: Jul 2, 2007; Half of everything is luck.

fucks sake, I thought that was a bonefide princess

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:09

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

The Biscuit posted:

fucks sake, I thought that was a bonefide princess

She's not?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 12:22

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

I find Zionism profoundly unattractive.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 12:51

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

nice tit post mate cheers

# ? Sep 4, 2015 12:52

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Looks like the old one is the reason the young one has hard nipples and a violated pleading look in her eyes.

COUGARS. CRAVE. KITTENS.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 12:52

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hillary could probably order someone to be murdered and suffering no consequences so I am going with sad tits Clinton.

Natalie is Israeli so she probably supports dropping white phosphorus bombs onto Palestinian children.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 12:56

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

love juicy brets

# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:21

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

City of Tampa posted:

Natalie is Israeli so she probably supports dropping white phosphorus bombs onto Palestinian children.

Nah, the new thing is choking kids to death. It's much more personal and exhilarating.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:32

ManDingo: Jun 1, 2001

OW!!! My eye. I have half a mind to sue I could have been severely debilitated by that sweater meat.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:43

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Those nipples could really be bigger

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:44

Fish Cant Hold Gun: Jul 2, 2015; by Ralp

impossible to masterbate to that image

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:56

Richard McBeef: Apr 21, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

impossible to masterbate to that image

For you maybe

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:04

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

City of Tampa posted:

Natalie is Israeli so she probably supports dropping white phosphorus bombs onto Palestinian children.

I'll still whack it to her. Maybe feel a lil' bad but it won't prevent me from pounding that pud.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:00

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

Node posted:

I like it when girls show off their nice body parts, especially nipples on their boobs.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:05

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

oh cool two bigoted pieces of poo poo

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:07

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

but yea nippers are good poo poo

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:07

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

and clinton is a murderer i heard?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:07

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Bill is certainly a murderer. He killed all those children and left their remains on that blue dress

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:09

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

bill slays pussy on the reg

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:11

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

expected to see hilldawgs nips, left disappointed

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:13

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Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

thats QUEEN Amidala you loving MORAN

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:18

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