if nasa discovered an asteroid that was about to destroy the earth in 1 day

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

what would you do

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:26

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The Aardvark: Aug 19, 2013

Surf, OP

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:32

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

shitpost in GBS.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:35

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

I'd go back to bed, OP, secure in the knowledge that this is the last day for any of us on this speck of dust.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:40

Dumbfire Rocketman: Jul 30, 2009; a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

post in a lovely thread

dreams fulfilled

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:48

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

cry, probably a lot

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:53

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Flagrant Abuse posted:

cry, probably a lot

pussy

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:55

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Get blackout drunk

No hangover!

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:56

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

there is an australian movie on netflix about this

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:56

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Try not to get raped.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:57

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

crawl under the porch

# ? Sep 4, 2015 09:58

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Maldoror posted:

there is an australian movie on netflix about this

my house briefly appears in that film when the protagonist is driving around the good neighbourhood (if we're talking about the one set in perth)

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:01

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Get a gun and go to Five Guys and force them to make me endless cheeseburgers and cajun fries.

Hopefully some cool chicks would be there, and eventually it would evolve into some sort of cajun fry based end of the world orgy.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:04

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

probably have a really fun day not giving a gently caress like i do everyday

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:06

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

rape someone and lose my virginity

Das Boo posted:

Try not to get raped.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:06

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

launch all the nukes

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:07

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

tell shia labeouf the truth

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:08

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

masterbate furiously while screaming your name while running around naked in a grocery store

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:09

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Nation posted:

tell shia labeouf the truth

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:10

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

lol

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:11

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

go to work because with no one there you can be employee of the day

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:12

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

id have my neg hole pozzed cause at that point what does it matter

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:15

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Buy a plane ticket to as close to the projected impact point as possible.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:16

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just get all my friends and bike or alternatively get all my friends and drink

probably just gently caress a lot tho intermixed with bikes and drinking

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:18

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

at first i would give in to wanton hedonism but then i would have an existential crisis that would teach me the value of family and tradition and then when the meteor is fixed i will have grown as a person

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:20

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

biking drinking loving and sucking

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:20

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

live laugh and love for 24 hours, op

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:22

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

tell my best friend about the time he slept on my sofa with his head/mouth on some cum my gf neglected to swallow

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:24

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

all the drugs ive got and could get my hands on

im going out a drooling gibbering wreck just like god intended

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:26

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Finally cook this potato. I am not even sure how to cut it.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:26

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

id panic and be ver. scared and send a lot of emails that said how sorry i was and probably cry a lot

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:47

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Zeluth posted:

Finally cook this potato. I am not even sure how to cut it.

agree

seriously lets get down to brass tacks here

potato

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:47

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

let it all hang out

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:48

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

id jump really hard and then fly up to the asteroid and live on it while the earth dies

have fun dying reatards :c00l:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:51

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Yeah good luck affording that retard. I mean do you have any concept of how valuable that real estate would be? So yeah have fun living on an asteroid and rapidly going bankrupt.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 10:55

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

everyone would go insane it would be a great hoax

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:01

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Glasgow Kiss posted:

id jump really hard and then fly up to the asteroid and live on it while the earth dies

have fun dying reatards

the asteroid will also die by the time it gets through the atmosphere it will be no bigger than a chihuahuas head

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:01

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think that our souls or whatever are more than just infinite stardust but id be ok with just being infinite stardust

gimme the infinite black i cant imagine living for eternity how hosed would that be

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:02

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

if it gets to that point ill just jump off the chihuahua head and live on the sun during night

checkmate :wave:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:05

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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

I would nuggie the OP and drag him to my underground missle silo then preach to him about the amazingness of capitolism

# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:06

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