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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
The Belmont Stakes XD

jajaja, just a little videogame humor for you. Hope you liked it.

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
idgi

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the blahs

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I thought it would be dutch people

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
You'd think it would be the Turks but it's actually other Romanians. There's nothing balkan people hate more than other balkan people.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
It's probably gypsies.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
jews

Turmoil
Jun 27, 2000

Forum Veteran


Young Urchin

Aralan posted:

I thought it would be dutch people

That's H. P. Lovecraft's least favorite.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Turmoil posted:

That's H. P. Lovecraft's least favorite.

the cat's name wasn't dutchman u dork

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Frostwerks posted:

the cat's name wasn't dutchman u dork

what was it

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Cat.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Nefarious posted:

what was it

i dont know but it wasnt that

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Frostwerks posted:

The Belmont Stakes XD

jajaja, just a little videogame humor for you. Hope you liked it.

Lol nice

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
are you patronizing me sailor

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ArmZ posted:

the blahs

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Probably black people. Because black people are more prone to sickle cell anemia which means shittier blood cells so worse taste?

E:

Was going to say not black people but ya know shittier blood cells.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Das Boo posted:

It's probably gypsies.

What, no way man. The gypsies are the dudes that drive his coffin around Europe.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
hahaha

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Probably Jews because they don't have blood.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Arian_Samurai posted:

What, no way man. The gypsies are the dudes that drive his coffin around Europe.



Aren't they also the ones warning folks about his poo poo, though? If it weren't for the English thinking creepy fuckers are normal, poor guy would've starved to death.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*spooky voice* the IIIIIII-talians muah ah ah

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



vulvasaur posted:

*spooky voice* the IIIIIII-talians muah ah ah

it's hard to drink their blood because you have to let it sit so the oil separates otherwise ur basically just sucking down balsamic

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Deez nutz?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
ppl w/ sand instead of blood

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

vulvasaur posted:

*spooky voice* the IIIIIII-talians muah ah ah

Oh nooow I get it.

SvenRichter
Apr 5, 2015

Look at my face.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
The Irish, he wants some blood not to get shitfaced.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
How do vampires like their steaks?


Rare!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Q: Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He's a pain in the neck.

:grin:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



why does dracula stay in coffin?

becuase the light wil hurt him

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



ArmZ posted:

the blahs

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

vulvasaur posted:

why does dracula stay in coffin?

becuase the light wil hurt him

:rimshot:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
RuPaul's drag race.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
The Aryan Race

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Al Borland posted:

Probably black people. Because black people are more prone to sickle cell anemia which means shittier blood cells so worse taste?

E:

Was going to say not black people but ya know shittier blood cells.

Yeah but that would make their blood taste a lot less metallic wouldn't it

If i was a vampire i'd go after somebody with sickle cell and diabetes i bet it's like drinking warm coke

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

RandomFerret posted:

Yeah but that would make their blood taste a lot less metallic wouldn't it

If i was a vampire i'd go after somebody with sickle cell and diabetes i bet it's like drinking warm coke

Well, I'm assuming they want nutritional value so less metals is less nutrition?

It could be though. I'd imagine diabetics to a vampire are like dessert. I wonder if vampires worry about AIDS.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I think it's safe to assume that Dracula likes the taste of normal blood.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The French and Italians bc they have lots of garlic in their blood

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SirEvelynTremble posted:

The French and Italians bc they have lots of garlic in their blood

well i think most vampires dont actually fear garlic. Also if it doesnt do anything to them holy poo poo would they taste good. Can you imagine eating itallian? Nice lil red wine marinara herbal seasonings mmm.

I'd imagine Indian would be pretty poo poo.

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xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

What did the vampire say to the schoolteacher?

See you next period.

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