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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


Robert Wright of Fresno, Calif., was barbecuing Tuesday when a fire broke out in his family's apartment. Wright sprang into action, saving his family and his ribs.

"The only thing I think first, man, 'Make sure those ribs is right,' " Wright told KMPH while proudly holding his well-done ribs. "I ran over and got my family, man. I [brought] everybody out safely, man. I carried everybody out myself, man ... I did that. You feel me?"

He also ran back into the smoke-filled house to make sure he had his ribs, because any good grill master will tell you that at the end of the day, what is safety when ribs are on the line?

"I got my kids first—first thing, I got my kids—and I thought about my ribs. And I thought I didn't want to let my ribs burn and stuff because I take pride in what I do. It was 3:00 a.m. and I was hungry," Wright said.

The news station notes that a woman and child were treated for smoke inhalation at a local hospital and that Wright's early-morning grilling didn't cause the blaze.

Given time to reflect, Wright didn't miss the seriousness of what could have been. "It was frantic. It was real serious, man," Wright told KMPH, adding, "I'm gonna enjoy this barbecue though, man."


They musta been some superduper ribs there. This dude deserves a medal.

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Retarded meth addict in burnt-out valley town causes fire while BBQing, very interesting news yes he clearly deserves a medal

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Ah my daily race hate thread. :coffee:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Ah my daily race hate thread. :coffee:

racism? in my gbs??

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i didnt even notice he was black until you brought it up. pretty sure the racist here is you

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I'm just impressed by how good those ribs must have been. Now I want some ribs. Gimme some now!

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
poor american one meal away from starvation

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Was he grilling inside the house?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Mad Monk posted:

Was he grilling inside the house?

How can you watch netflix if you don't grill indoors?

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
3Am ribs

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mad Monk posted:

Was he grilling inside the house?

lol look at this scrub who dont have a grill set up at an open window

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i had a black guy as a neighbor at one of my old apartments and the dude consistently made amazing barbecue stuff like chicken, pork chops, ribs, steaks, sausages, etc.

dude knew how to grill meat and was always super generous especially if you had like some sides or beer to bring over

nice guy

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i dont even see race

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Parallax Scroll posted:

i dont even see race

I see dedication

tomstuart posted:

i had a black guy as a neighbor at one of my old apartments and the dude consistently made amazing barbecue stuff like chicken, pork chops, ribs, steaks, sausages, etc.

dude knew how to grill meat and was always super generous especially if you had like some sides or beer to bring over

nice guy

Now its becoming clearer. If I ever have a bbq I must invite some black people to cook so the meat will be just perfect. Are they any good at hog roasts?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
family, god, country, ribs
or is it
god, family, ribs, country?
family, ribs, god, country?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

I love Shaq.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
good for him

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Enfield posted:

good for him

yeah shaq is awesome.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al Borland posted:

yeah shaq is awesome.

gently caress off

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Man set fire to his house to get the right kind of smoke flavor for those ribs

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

WhyteRyce posted:

Man set fire to his house to get the right kind of smoke flavor for those ribs

His furniture's made of hickory

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I don't find this story racist at all I just find it incredibly funny, this dude literally put his life in danger for his love of ribs lmfao.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
owns

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a real american hero

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

a bone to pick posted:

I don't find this story racist at all I just find it incredibly funny, this dude literally put his life in danger for his love of ribs lmfao.

It was probably a lot of ribs, those aren't cheap plus he was still responsible for feeding his family

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
feed youre famil

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i kinda dont get the appeal of ribs though cause it's like 80% bone??

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
This is a man who understands priorities.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Ribs take like loving 5 hours, I would have gone back too.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

That man is a goddamn hero :patriot:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Oberleutnant posted:

i kinda dont get the appeal of ribs though cause it's like 80% bone??

Bones are tasty though. They're crunchy with a nougat like center of marrow.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
How do you know when to snype?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Man this makes me hungry for ribs but it's only 10:20.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
good ribs are worth dying for

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

i would gently caress up those ribs, a good man

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
is there a food you would risk your life to save in a catastrophic event?

ribs, like this man?
a bomb-rear end pizza?
mom's spaghetti?
some really good fuckin donuts?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Oberleutnant posted:

i kinda dont get the appeal of ribs though cause it's like 80% bone??

that and the fat and cartilage make them taste amazing plus if you're smart you can use the leftover bones for stock :)

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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

deep impact on vhs posted:

is there a food you would risk your life to save in a catastrophic event?

ribs, like this man?
a bomb-rear end pizza?
mom's spaghetti?
some really good fuckin donuts?

mom's lasagna

hell yes im running back in the house

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