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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I want to get one of those cool guy hipster swooshy haircuts
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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Keg posted:

IF YOU PRINT OUT A PHOTOGRAPH OF WHAT YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AND SHOW IT TO YOUR BARBER, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO REPLICATE IT.

PERSONALLY, I LEARNED THE TERMS THAT BARBERS AND STYLISTS USE TO DESCRIBE HAIR STYLING. THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU WANT YOUR HAIR PARTED ON THE SIDE, FADED UP RELATIVELY LOW AND GRADUALLY ON THE SHORT SIDE, AND THEN AN UNDERCUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH THE HAIR CURTAINED OVER, WITH YOUR SIDES AND BACK BUZZED DOWN TO A #1. ASK THEM TO USE A STRAIGHT RAZOR TO MAKE THE PART REALLY STAND OUT, TOO. THEN JUST PUT SOME POMADE IN IT, LIKE LAYRITE, AND COMB IT BACK AND TO THE SIDE. YOU PROBABLY WANT TO USE SOME HEAT AS WELL TO MAKE IT REALLY NICE AND STRAIGHT, BECAUSE THAT LOOK IS MUCH BETTER WITH STRAIGHT HAIR INSTEAD OF WAVY.
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Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Windows 98 posted:

Ok I got my swishy hair cut. Looks good. I guess it looks weird to me because I've never had my hair like this and I am so used to seeing myself with different hair.





PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGN BEHIND HIS HEAD, GBS. :)

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I thnk ur capslock is on buddy

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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 nothing gets by nooner

cant boon the noon!!!!

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
 i was watching boardwalk empire the other day and that jarmes darmody guy kind of has the hipster cut goin:
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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Xaris posted:

undercuts actually own.

lol

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
congrats on your faggy macklemore hair op

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
 undercut is great if you base your entire aesthetic on fads

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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thathonkey posted:

undercut is great if you base your entire aesthetic on fads
being cool has always been cool

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i have a shaved head and a full beard so when i go to the barber i just say "rick ross me" and he knows exactly what to do. he also charges like $30 for that so i guess you could say i'm BLOWIN MONEY FAST LOL

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