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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
"WARNING WARNING IT'S THE WIFE" OH MAN THAT'S FUNNY


Eat poo poo and die

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peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost
OP is the guy with the default iPhone ringtone

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
and the achewood avatar

gently caress the OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmfao if youre using anything other than the default ringtone in tyool 2015

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
A friend of mine has Sandford and Son theme song on it, it pretty much rules.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
MULATTO BUTTS

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
edit: ^^^ lol you beat me to it

hey guys check this out call my phone, call it just call it check it out heh heheheheh

*phone rings, plays that throwaway joke song from Archer*

HAHAHAH JUST LIKE ARCHER AWESOME RIGHT??? MULLATO BUTTS !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
MULATTO BUTTS!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
My theme songringtone is as smooth as a caramel macchiato.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
vibrate 4 life

cerebral
Oct 24, 2002

I use the theme from jaws, the theme from Friday the 13th, the song from the end of Revenge of the Nerds, Sanford and Son, and I Will Always Love You, for job, parents, wife, sister, and friend respectively. Oh yeah, I also use the pilsbury dough boy giggle as my alert for getting texts.

King idiot.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
doctor who mfers

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Mad Monk posted:

A friend of mine has Sandford and Son theme song on it, it pretty much rules.

This or the "Rockford Files" song.

Dr. Who is poo poo more like dr poo.

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
gently caress you, Cat Party owns everytime someone calls me

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i really like listening to the first 10 seconds of songs

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
vibrate

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
gently caress yourself if you have sounds on lol

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Ringtones aren't as stupid as ringback tones are.

Yeap, I want to listen to your terrible favorite song when I call your phone and am waiting for you to drag yourself off of your filthy couch to pick up the drat phone. idiot fucker.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
"Woohoo, text message!"

...


"Woohoo, text message!"

...


"Woohoo, text message!"


Dude I am going to kill you

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Lol if you don't just silence your phone always because you can't handle unscheduled interruptions without breaking down and crying

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I use the yoshi sound for messages and some cuts from funk classics as ringtones and I'm cooler than you so I don't give a gently caress.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

lol if your phone doesn't come with more than one ringtone and you use the best one of the lot instead of whatever happened to be set by the guy who stuck it in the box

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

Monday_ posted:

"WARNING WARNING IT'S THE WIFE" OH MAN THAT'S FUNNY


Eat poo poo and die

No poo poo. My partner at work has this. Also a custom tone for everyone he knows for both calls and text messages.

I wish it would die.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

peak debt posted:

OP is the guy with the default iPhone ringtone

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
gonna use the default iphone ringtone on my android phone and confuse people :twisted:

edit "why yes this is an iPhone [x+1], it just came out. haven't you got one yet? :smug:"

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Sep 4, 2015

Subhu Man
Mar 20, 2004

When stalking tigers it's positively anaerobic to anticipate failiure.
(HBT; Outtakes, 5:32)
I don't have a ringtone. Instead I pay a brass band to follow me round and play 'battle without honor or humanity' every time I get a call.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Subhu Man posted:

I don't have a ringtone. Instead I pay a brass band to follow me round and play 'battle without honor or humanity' every time I get a call.

gently caress yeah duder

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
My wife uses our 6mo. old baby's laugh as her ringtone. It's annoying by day and terrifying by night.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
My coworker has his phone set so that every time he gets a text message a horrible squeaky little voice yells "text message!" and it drives me up the loving wall. I think it's supposed to be one of those minion things or something?? He's also a huge conspiracy theorist. Awful.

edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0YV2AkGlRY

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I have the sound off for everything but phone calls


just as god intended

ghetto wormhole posted:

My coworker has his phone set so that every time he gets a text message a horrible squeaky little voice yells "text message!" and it drives me up the loving wall. I think it's supposed to be one of those minion things or something?? He's also a huge conspiracy theorist. Awful.

edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0YV2AkGlRY


yeah that's the one my one friend has too

it's like torture; why would you do this to yourself

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
my custom ringtone is a recording of an actual phone ringing

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I love watching couples text eachother while sitting two feet from eachother. It is just so dreamy that this generation can be so detached that they can't even handle eye contact. :swoon:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

ghetto wormhole posted:

My coworker has his phone set so that every time he gets a text message a horrible squeaky little voice yells "text message!" and it drives me up the loving wall. I think it's supposed to be one of those minion things or something?? He's also a huge conspiracy theorist. Awful.

edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0YV2AkGlRY

You should set yours to the AOL "You've got mail" text alert tone thing, setting off a text alert war, then post the deets.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

I love watching couples text eachother while sitting two feet from eachother. It is just so dreamy that this generation can be so detached that they can't even handle eye contact. :swoon:

how do you know they're texting each other tho

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I turn on DTMF tones and use a physical keypad to return texts even though I own a Nexus because BOOP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

how do you know they're texting each other tho

they're both masturbating

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
I don't know what my ringtone is because nobody ever wants to call and talk to me.

I'm so lonely!

Golden Saucer

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
lmao if you use anything other than this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxsUhD00v4

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I'm sorry to be the one but everybody hates you and your loving ringtone

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
if your iphone does that fuckin stupid whistle you should probably kill yourself immediately

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