if you use custom ringtones you're a fucking idiot

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I'm sorry to be the one but everybody hates you and your loving ringtone

nah ppl everywhere love my dr who ringtone they say it makes them feel like theyre going on an adventure with a englishman

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:40

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nooner was right, that feels really good

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:24

Denim Dude: Feb 21, 2006; I suggest tree

I use tge horn section from spottiottidopalisciois and you should too

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:40

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Denim Dude posted:

I use tge horn section from spottiottidopalisciois and you should too

thats actually a great one, like no joke thats awesome

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:41

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

My wife uses our 6mo. old baby's laugh as her ringtone. It's annoying by day and terrifying by night.

that's terrible

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:42

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

Mgs codec sound

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:44

Denim Dude: Feb 21, 2006; I suggest tree

Gatekeeper posted:

thats actually a great one, like no joke thats awesome

i found it on tindeck, http://tindeck.com/listen/ywos it loops real good.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:44

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Gatekeeper posted:

if your iphone does that fuckin stupid whistle you should probably kill yourself immediately

That used to be a Samsung default.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:47

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I bet everyone would enjoy the hamster dance song, that's what I'm going to change mine to.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:47

CloFan: Nov 6, 2004

I had my phone play "You've Got Mail!" every time I had an email. Changed it after about a week because, drat. It's funny at first though!

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:58

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

world would definitely be cooler if we all recorded ourselves aggguhhghghing when we cum and made that our text message alerts

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:00

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

ringtones is our piddle splashing into the toilet

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:00

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

I cannot believe those chumps :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:02

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

TwoFire posted:

and the achewood avatar

About time somebody finally said this

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:04

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

i dont know how to set this up (adnroid) but if I did OP... i would have so many ringtones

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:09

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

i hate people who ironically use recordings of mechanical ringers as their ringtone

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:25

FormaldehydeSon: Oct 1, 2011

my ringtone is recordings of noises i make while masturbating

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:26

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Monday_ posted:

"WARNING WARNING IT'S THE WIFE" OH MAN THAT'S FUNNY

That would be a funny ringtone. I might set my dad's ringtone to this

E: if a goon would kindly link me to this ringtone i WILL set my dad's ringtone to this

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:27

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I use the Kim Possible text noise as my text tone

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:28

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I use 19-2000 by the gorillaz and everybodies always like "Oh yeah! Awesome!" when they hear it and then the women line up to give me blowjobs while the guys high five me

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:33

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Here's mine

https://soundcloud.com/wmstrecs/get-schwifty-full-track-1

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:38

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Son of Rodney posted:

I use 19-2000 by the gorillaz and everybodies always like "Oh yeah! Awesome!" when they hear it and then the women line up to give me blowjobs while the guys high five me

You must be attractive because when I use that ringtone people just stand up and applause.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:40

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

That would be a funny ringtone. I might set my dad's ringtone to this

E: if a goon would kindly link me to this ringtone i WILL set my dad's ringtone to this

Me too, but my mom is dead so I'll video his reaction and put it on youtube.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:43

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Crank ringtone

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:43

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

gently caress you if you aren't using Zedge for your ringtones and notifications

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:00

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

main hook of Funky Town as ringtone might work

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:02

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Monday_ posted:

"WARNING WARNING IT'S THE WIFE" OH MAN THAT'S FUNNY

Eat poo poo and die

gently caress you, dildo. I gots the DethTone

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:11

Vin BioEthanol: Jan 18, 2002; by Ralp

just lol if you don't have an executive assistant to take your calls for you

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:16

Ptylerdactyl: Aug 3, 2015

my boss has a ringtone of running water for like 10 seconds, and also has the volume for it turned all the way up, and everytime it goes off he laughs and makes a joke about him peeing or his water breaking. that and he has what op said, lovely "ITS THE WIFE" ringtones and one for his daughter and son as well.

its annoying as all gently caress whenever his personal phone starts going off.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:33

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

My phone goes ring ring. Yeh know, like a phone.

No one calls me.

:smith:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:36

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Lol if you don't have the IOWA STATE FIGHT SONG as your ring tone.

But seriously those loving trashyg ringtones like in the OP are the worst.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:40

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

LOL if you don't pay $10 a month for a service that gives you all the latest ringtones.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:42

Vin BioEthanol: Jan 18, 2002; by Ralp

we used to have these lovely sanyo sprint phones at work that had one tone that sounded like a ship's fire alarm or some poo poo just AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAH one guy always had his set to that and loud.

Then we switched to blackberries, he found a way to get it on the blackberry.

On iphones now, guess what? still got it. gently caress you guy

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:44

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Vin BioEthanol posted:

we used to have these lovely sanyo sprint phones at work that had one tone that sounded like a ship's fire alarm or some poo poo just AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAH one guy always had his set to that and loud.

Then we switched to blackberries, he found a way to get it on the blackberry.

On iphones now, guess what? still got it. gently caress you guy

on the contrary; sounds like he has owned you severely like a true alpha

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:46