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it looks like it's always the same poo poo based on the cover drooling over celebrities, some fad diet and a list of sex moves that aren't v graphic what is the appeal of this magazine and who buys it?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:25 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:14 |
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Pretty much all magazines reprint the same thing every couple months, OP.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:25 |
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I like to read the sex tips and i get a boner
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:26 |
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A cosmopolitan, or informally a cosmo, is a cocktail made with vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, and freshly squeezed or sweetened lime juice. Main alcohol: Vodka Ingredients: 1/2 oz Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron Preparation: Add all ingredients into cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well and double strain into large cocktail glass. Garnish with lime wheel. Served: Straight up; without ice Standard garnish: Lime wedge, Lemon slice Drinkware: Cocktail glass
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:27 |
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At least it has more substance than The Economist
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:27 |
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I always see it in your mom's bathroom.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:27 |
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"I found a box with cigarettes and a cosmopolitan under his bed" "... How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan"
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:33 |
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100 Poorly Thought Out Sexual Moves
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:33 |
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I found a magazine entitled "WWD" and appreciate its paper stock, but why my mail box?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:34 |
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women op
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:35 |
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the only thing starting with the phrase "Cosmo" that I like is Carl "Sega Genesis" Sagan's Cosmos and Notorious ND-T's version of it Cosmo Kramer is a frumpy rear end in a top hat
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWPNxSD9YNY
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:40 |
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im always reading it evvery day
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:41 |
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this guy:
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:42 |
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Old people. Who the gently caress buys magazines anymore? poo poo is retarded and so wasteful.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:44 |
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tfw when you somebody makes you a "cosmo" and its just vodka and cranberry juice smh
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:54 |
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I liked their sex tip where they told girls to put a donut around the guys dick and eat it off.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:58 |
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19 Ways to Get Your Husband to gently caress You Instead of his Secretary for the First Time in a Decade
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:00 |
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Their sex tips are never, "Suck his dick until he cums, then swallow the cum it's water and you're lost in the Sahara and dying of thirst." That would free up so much space for more ads. It's really a win-win for everyone involved.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:00 |
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I think it's 12-year-olds and younger teens. It's written at a lower reading level than magazines like In Style. And who else would believe those sex tips will Drive Your Man Wild?Mad Monk posted:Garnish with lime wheel.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:04 |
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I dont really read it but this latest issue caught my eye while I was in line at the market
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:05 |
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Women who love The Patriarchy, op.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:30 |
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place vice grips on he balls and then put a bottle of rice wine vinegar in him rear end and start slobbin on ya man knob like that one grapefruit vaccum cleaner blow job lady also dont forget sometimes your guy like him nipples sanded with a good coarse 80 grit sandpaper
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:31 |
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Absolute Lithops posted:
Look into the mirror and say to yourself "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me." Then go with the lime wheel, you'll gain self confidence and you will gradually learn not fear stressful situations such as this one.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:34 |
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quote:
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:36 |
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Office sluts.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:36 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Office sluts.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:37 |
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Making fun of Cosmo makes standing in the checkout lane at the grocery store a little bit more tolerable.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:40 |
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"Hey babe watch me eat this banana . im gonna pretend its your dick" *gags on banana and pukes up the spaghetti-Os she just ate* "oooooooooh yeeeeeeeah baby you like that?"
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:40 |
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Reading that just turned me gay.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:44 |
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one trick to spice up your love life: go gay
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:01 |
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The sort of girl who reads cosmo doesn't actually know who or what she is until she has done a quiz on it and counted her score on her phone's calculator
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:03 |
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Nooner posted:I dont really read it but this latest issue caught my eye while I was in line at the market
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:26 |
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Pee in his butt until it's full, then melt a spice candle slowly around the rim, then drip into the middle, placing a coarse piece of twine in the middle, making a nice seal of fragrant wax, and make him hold the piss enema in until you're both ready to climax, then pull the plug to spice up your relationship!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:50 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Office sluts. that's glamour not that cosmo chicks can't be slutty they're just a degree or two more coy about it
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:51 |
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Socks with heels, the new sophisticated fall fashions are casual and sophisticated.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:35 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:54 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 01:07 |
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Matey posted:"Hey babe watch me eat this banana . im gonna pretend its your dick"
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 01:18 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:14 |
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knew a girl who got it just to draw over the models with sharpie. i feel like it was an early warning for how she acts now.
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