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Nooner posted:
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Sep 4, 2015 23:20
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symbolic posted:i post here because i have to see nooner's ava at least once a day to keep me happy
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Sep 4, 2015 23:28
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also felt that way about socal vegan's av when it was jiggly rainbow chicken butt
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Sep 4, 2015 23:28
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I like the goons that are at least slightly funny and not uptight jerks. It's nice to see things are almost back to GBS 0.1, it was kinda boring and not really funny once the dark times of Ozma and Ice Queen (or whatever her name was) came. This whole thread would probably be banned cause you put whore in the title back then.
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Sep 4, 2015 23:37
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AbbadonOfHell posted:I like the goons that are at least slightly funny and not uptight jerks. Those were very bad times. I did not post back then cause 9/10 things I post would have gotten me banned lol
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Sep 4, 2015 23:40
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Nooner posted:Those were very bad times. I did not post back then cause 9/10 things I post would have gotten me banned lol Same, it was weird to see when the whole thing slowly started happening too. Hell, I really just started posting within the last year or so myself and I've had a account since '04 and lurked since '00. The coverage that dude did of Hurricane Katrina during that time was really nice though.
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Sep 4, 2015 23:44
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boy am i glad i wasn't around for SJW GBS
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Sep 4, 2015 23:54
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Sauer posted:Eww, mutilated dicks are gross. Jeus is gross. So you have an uncut dick full of dick cheese?
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Sep 5, 2015 00:01
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Sauer posted:The best part about jesus is you just have to say you believe in him and he'll forgive you on behalf of everyone you've wronged. you can be as lovely a person as you like and no one can say poo poo about it because jeezus. Like that goddamn clerk in Kentucky who had four marriages and kids out of wedlock coz she's a born-again apostolic moron
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Sep 5, 2015 00:03
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fyodor posted:haha dad gay isnt funny wtf he's funny enough that I have a man-crush on him he does good work
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Sep 5, 2015 00:05
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U broke my tables again and gave my son a seizure mothe fucke Have y no respecc 4ore the esabelds amingst u...
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Sep 5, 2015 00:08
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Nooner posted:Those were very bad times. I did not post back then cause 9/10 things I post would have gotten me banned lol And that's why I never posted until this June, even though I registered in '04. I've always been That Robot, despite what a bay thinks.
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Sep 5, 2015 00:09
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He's the only begotten son of God, he's pretty humble honestly when you think about it I mean, his dad is the ceo of the universe. His stepdad had a job all lined up for him in the carpentry business too. Instead he code a life of hanging with his bros. all his followers were sinners and prostitutes, they'd just get wasted and like talk about eh meaning of life all day. Kept pissing off the cops too and didn't call his dad to bail him out or anything.
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Sep 5, 2015 00:16
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naem posted:He's the only begotten son of God, he's pretty humble honestly when you think about it He's like that really cool guy that had rich parents but didn't flaunt it almost.
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Sep 5, 2015 00:19
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dad gay bad do what
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Sep 5, 2015 00:24
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Nooner posted:Those were very bad times. I did not post back then cause 9/10 things I post would have gotten me banned lol poo poo got weirder and weirder and less cool and i stopped posting for a long time, and then all of a sudden i came back and it was like a fun party with great people who made me feel completely at ease, soothing gentle funny jokesters with velvety voices and iron dicks nooner im lookin at you bud 
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Sep 5, 2015 00:46
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naem posted:He's the only begotten son of God, he's pretty humble honestly when you think about it he's a super bitchy queen who requires people literally follow him around 24/7 and listen to whatever verbal diarrhea dribbles out of his mouth. did i mention how bitchy he is? omg you guys just dont get it!! *pouts* *curses a tree for no good reason* i get that he was trying to find his own identity in the shadow of his way more successful father. in the end he chose to go the route that all spoiled rich kids go: self-destruction.
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Sep 5, 2015 01:18
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Can I get an example of dad gays comedy here? Trying to see the appeal
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Sep 5, 2015 02:41
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SpaceAceJase posted:Can I get an example of dad gays comedy here? Trying to see the appeal dad gay. so what simulator 2015 posted:All millennials do is look at their phones. and then gbs sucks his dick
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Sep 5, 2015 02:53
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SpaceAceJase posted:Can I get an example of dad gays comedy here? Trying to see the appeal that fax machine thread was literally brillaint also had me thinkin he might have been a murderer until the real murderer was found self-murdered
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Sep 5, 2015 02:54
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:correct Sorry to distract gay dad chat, but what is the 3rd religion in the "big 3?" I'm assuming Islam is #2, but Judaism isn't really a big religion. There are a microscopic amount of people who practice it, globally. What is the 3rd biggest religion anyway? Hindu?
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Sep 5, 2015 02:55
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symbolic posted:and then gbs sucks his dick Yeah but what about that cool grill dude
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Sep 5, 2015 02:57
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dethkon posted:Sorry to distract gay dad chat, but what is the 3rd religion in the "big 3?" I'm assuming Islam is #2, but Judaism isn't really a big religion. There are a microscopic amount of people who practice it, globally. What is the 3rd biggest religion anyway? Hindu? #3 is sports
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Sep 5, 2015 02:59
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Praise Brady
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Sep 5, 2015 02:59
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Nooner posted:Yeah but what about that cool grill dude if dadgay is jesus... ...nooner is his father in heaven our god the one and only
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Sep 5, 2015 03:00
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Nooner posted:Yeah but what about that cool grill dude 
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Sep 5, 2015 03:01
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Nooner posted:Praise Brady Tannehil is my anti-Christ to your Brady with the deflated balls. The schism begins.
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Sep 5, 2015 03:13
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Gatekeeper posted:poo poo got weirder and weirder and less cool and i stopped posting for a long time, and then all of a sudden i came back and it was like a fun party with great people who made me feel completely at ease, soothing gentle funny jokesters with velvety voices and iron dicks Don't worry bud I am here to gently caress that up. 
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Sep 5, 2015 03:21
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I'm pretty sure the #1 is Jedi at this point
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Sep 5, 2015 04:07
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Walking on water... More like ultimate SLIP N' SLIDE BRAAAHHH!!'  :iamafag:
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Sep 5, 2015 04:19
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Walking on water... 
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Sep 5, 2015 04:23
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AbbadonOfHell posted:I'm willing to bet there is some funny stuff in the gnostic stuff. I had to read the infancy narratives of Thomas in my Catholic high school. It was pretty dull; all I remember is a story where Jesus simply changed the lengths of wooden planks to whatever Joseph needed at the moment, that was pretty cool of him. Oh and something about a kid falling off a roof and splatting, Jesus continuing to play giving no damns, then only bringing him back to life so he could say Jesus didn't do it.
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Sep 5, 2015 05:07
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i found this post because I had to use google to search the forums because I lost my plat 'cause of ralp and I have no intention of buying it again what with these tumultuous times we're going through but i just want to say that basically everything every one of you has said is true and praise be with you
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jesus didn't just get virgin born but also virgin killed that sucka never banged anyone what a loser hahaha
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Nov 8, 2015 23:01
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I bet Jesus was a major manwhore, seems like wasn't much to do in one's leisure time in the ancient world aside from fight, gently caress and farm. I thought lot of imperial empires mainly expanded to keep their people busy during the non-farming months.
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Nov 8, 2015 23:03
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gently caress Cool Buff Man. That fucker acted like GBS 2.0 until the change, then he ran away 'cause he wasn't unique anymore. gently caress him.
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Nov 8, 2015 23:04
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holy poo poo i think this guy just broke western civilization
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Nov 9, 2015 00:14
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Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
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proof of concept posted:Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. in case any of you losers don't get it the earth sucks and you can have it since all the real ballers will be up in the vip lounge (heaven) buying bottles and doing lines and banging sluts
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