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Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004
In my continual quest towards the ideal of Alpha I have altered my social patterns and mindset. Listed below are my current activities. Please share suggestions of activities which have the potential to increase free testosterone levels:
  • Weight lifting
  • Swimming
  • Mountain biking
  • Motorcycling
  • Welding
  • Metalworking
  • Woodworking
  • Yard-work (push mower only)

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Try rape.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
drat dude, whats it like knowing that Windows 98 has made better choices in Tattoos than you?


Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
youre going to have to do something about your baby face

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
try settong it on fire

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

kill a man and watch him die

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You know the bratva star is supposed to have 7 points, right?

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
tattoo-removal
not sucking dicks

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Find yourself some other men who are interested in sex. Now its going to say a bit beta, but if you're the one on top loving the bitch that makes you the alpha. So as long as you're pitching and they're catching you're alpha. What's more alpha than sticking your dick in another man? Think about it, that makes you top dog.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

jerk off to marvin the martian

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
growing taller than 4'8"

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Seriously try loving some guys asses and letting your balls slap against yours. So alpha.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
volunteer your time to save puppies and kittens

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

jerk off the man you killed

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
become a race car driver

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im not sure what youre asking anymore but i wish you eternal happiness

Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004

Enfield posted:

become a race car driver

That sounds expensive. Do you believe karting would provide a similar bump?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
anal fisting

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Giblet Plus! posted:

That sounds expensive. Do you believe karting would provide a similar bump?

maybe it depends on how fast the karts are

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Eat other mens semen... the hormones and sperms will enhance your masculinity

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I know who you remind me of


Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot
Have you tried using lifts?


n/m, just do this.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

grimacing.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

jerking off a bunch of homos and pozing your neg rear end and dying of aids ALPHA AS FUUCK

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Foundation repair for that fragile ego of yours.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sorry you have a manlet head

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I play Civ V in my leisure time, nothing more alpha than ruling the world.

Another alpha activity is the board game Axis and Allies, which is the same principle as above.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'd get a macklemore cut, a handlebar moustache and some suspenders and go chop some wood.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Lol, what are you?

Build something cool, like a house or a car.

Quit trying to impress others.

Work out, eat right, get jacked, acquire funds, steal ladies, excelsior.

Thread sucks.

:gas:

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

smoke cigaretes

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

ThePriceIsRight posted:

smoke cigaretes

Its not the 70s.

Dont vape either. Sucking a robot dick outside of the comic book store isnt alpha.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Get some more lovely tattoos while you're taking a giant man-sized dump.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
puberty

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
GOLF

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
CNC MACHINE

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
JAI ALAI :chome:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





criscodisco posted:

Get some more lovely tattoos while you're taking a giant man-sized dump.

Wearing prison tattoos as a fashion statement is always a cool alpha thing to do.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
gently caress know who OP reminds me of, what was that kid in AZ name tnuggs or something the one who like shot some old lady for used to buy drugs from him it was a whole big story a few months ago

Dude hella looks like him lol

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