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To be clear, I want to know the number of dietary kilocalories a human would gain from consuming a fox. I will accept answers in terms of only bulk meat or in terms of all digestible matter. God bless.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:59 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:00 |
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Idk. Hth
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:01 |
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chaos reigns
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:10 |
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whatever the number is its less than a five guys burger and fries
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:12 |
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I don't know, ask your mom.because she's a fox.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:12 |
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Why do english people hunt foxes with horses and dogs and poo poo? Are they that terrible at hunting?
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:15 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:15 |
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20 lb adult fox Est. 10 lb skeleton Est. meat 5000-6000 kcal best wishes op hth
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:18 |
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Nietzschean posted:To be clear, I want to know the number of dietary kilocalories a human would gain from consuming a fox. I will accept answers in terms of only bulk meat or in terms of all digestible matter. God bless. depends how much she had to drink at the bar beforehand
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:18 |
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well wikipedia says 5-31lbs adult weight for a red fox, so lets say 18lbs avg, times, let's guess, I have no idea, 50% consumable by weight after bones and fur? So maybe 9lbs of meat and organs. And chicken breast is, according to the internet, 500cals per lb, at 95% protein vs 5% fat, which seems appropriate for a fox I'd guess. So I'd confidently say exactly 4500.0 cals per fox e suck it peanut
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:20 |
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please consider all the calories you'll expend trying to catch a fox. foxes are v quick
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:35 |
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Flavahbeast posted:chaos reigns
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:41 |
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At least ten
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:43 |
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thethreeman posted:well wikipedia says 5-31lbs adult weight for a red fox, so lets say 18lbs avg, times, let's guess, I have no idea, 50% consumable by weight after bones and fur? So maybe 9lbs of meat and organs. And chicken breast is, according to the internet, 500cals per lb, at 95% protein vs 5% fat, which seems appropriate for a fox I'd guess. So I'd confidently say exactly 4500.0 cals per fox does that include the teriyaki sauce?
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:59 |
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You also have to include the protein from the jism you left inside after you were done "hunting" it
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:23 |
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TontoCorazon posted:I don't know, ask your mom.because she's a fox. op what's it like being a fox-man, a.k.a. a furry. are you ashamed of your dad
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:26 |
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your move, star fox
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:37 |
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what does the fox weigh?
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:43 |
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You're a goon so you probably don't need the extra calories. Have some celery instead.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:47 |
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Flavahbeast posted:chaos reigns
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Flavahbeast posted:chaos reigns
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 07:32 |
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Flavahbeast posted:chaos reigns Inquisitively poking her head into the strange hole, looking for rabbits hiding on the other side, the vixen found herself trapped. The hole was too small for her head to come out now, and no rabbits were here anyway.. again she cursed her bad luck. The human was returning, he had made noise in a soothing tone as he left; he was repeating the same noise over and over. He had looked kindly at her, she sensed he wanted to help. The vixen guessed his human noises described tools he needed to go get, so he could free her from the angry hole. He again made his sound, again she was slightly soothed and calmed by it. Old Bill had been watching the news when the fox yelps drew his attention. He chuckled as he got up, drat young'uns had interupted the live weather report being shot in town, the fourth time this month. Annoyingly persistent kids being bred these days, he thought to himself. Looking at the vixen's predicament, he saw it wouldn't take much to release the poor girl. He spoke to her, hoping the fear in her eyes might ease a little. He wondered how long a fox would even survive trapped like that, the poor thing. Weather was fining up nicely of late, Winter was well and truly over. He guessed as long as a critter had access to food and water it'd probably last indefinitely, he supposed, mulling it over in his head. Lucky he came up to the cabin this year, to spend Spring quietly alone, and was here to even notice her spot of bother. He was struck by a pang of regret that his beloved Beryl had left him after forty years of marriage. drat women, who needs them anyway, he said to himself. The vixen felt the tyre move, she tensed ready to spring off. The human was repeating his noise almost constantly now, soon she would make the jump. Old Bill thought of the weatherwoman's look of horror as the kids rushed the broadcast; the vixen's fear looked strangely similar. Again he cooed to the frightened fox as he manouvered himself to the other side of the tyre for better access to get a grip on her... "I'm gonna gently caress her right in the pussy; I'm gonna gently caress her right in the pussy," he repeated over and over, just as the kids on the news had done. He smiled at his good fortune trading up from plain old Beryl to his new foxy fox. "I'm gonna gently caress her right in the pussy." The vixen's fate was sealed, her bad day was about to get exponentially worse... for a long time to come. Chaos reigned.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 07:47 |
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thethreeman posted:e suck it peanut I don't think farm raised chickens are an appropriate equivalent. My calculations used 10 lb of venison. It is a shame google didn't bring up any calorie estimates for something even closer like dog or cat.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 08:25 |
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JiveHonky posted:what does the fox weigh?
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 08:36 |
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Titter posted:Inquisitively poking her head into the strange hole, looking for rabbits hiding on the other side, the vixen found herself trapped. The hole was too small for her head to come out now, and no rabbits were here anyway.. again she cursed her bad luck.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 09:57 |
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JiveHonky posted:what does the fox say?
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 12:01 |
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This is a vore thing isn't it.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 13:10 |
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Hobohemian posted:Why do english people hunt foxes with horses and dogs and poo poo? Are they that terrible at hunting? yes
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 13:52 |
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You sure are putting a lot of work into this. Other Sonic vore comics don't do nearly this much research.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 23:46 |
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Do they make fox-sized bomb calorimeters?
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 23:52 |
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You have become cumbersome to this world...
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 01:23 |
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less than you would think
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 01:27 |
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Don't eat carnivorous animals, they scavenge all sorts of dead, maggot ridden poo poo. Foxes are like vultures. Shoot them and let the other foxes eat their remains.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 01:35 |
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hopefully op can spend a few calories by hitting the 'close thread' button
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 02:22 |
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Depends on what carrion is in its stomach.
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