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<awkward, embarassed silence.> "So, yeah. I read Something Awful sometimes, too."
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Sep 5, 2015 18:39
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yes i am protected
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Sep 5, 2015 18:53
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I've only ever met 1 goon irl, it was a few weeks ago. I drove out to his apt and gave him $20 for a very nice shelf to put in my bathroom. He was a normal looking guy who was nice, we didn't really talk though cause his place was in Korea town so lol parking I just had to stop and block the street. That is my meeting a goon irl story.
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Sep 5, 2015 19:16
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Here is a pic of the shelf it is extremely convenient as there is not much storage space in my bathroom
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Sep 5, 2015 19:18
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Nooner posted:I've only ever met 1 goon irl, it was a few weeks ago. so did he have stairs in his apt or not
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Sep 5, 2015 19:18
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I AM PROTECTED
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Sep 5, 2015 19:20
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Nooner posted:Here is a pic of the shelf it is extremely convenient as there is not much storage space in my bathroom Old Spice AND Axe. Good to know to smell like poo poo every day.
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Sep 5, 2015 19:23
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I have two sets of stairs in my house...well three if you count the basement. 4 if you count the step up from the garage. Another if you cound the front step. 6 if we're looking at the deck stairs. I'm all staired out over here!!!!
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Sep 5, 2015 19:24
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Do step downs into sunken living rooms count as stairs?
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Sep 5, 2015 19:31
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The axe thing is just a scrubber dealie like its kinda spongy on one side and rough on the other, the ultimate cleaning experience mofucka
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Sep 5, 2015 19:31
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im the gently used copy of naked lunch in the bathroom
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Sep 5, 2015 19:32
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Nooner posted:Here is a pic of the shelf it is extremely convenient as there is not much storage space in my bathroom bill burroughs is so overrated and naked lunch is wanna-be postmodern trash. put infinite jest in your bathroom like a cool guy.
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Sep 5, 2015 19:32
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Nooner posted:Here is a pic of the shelf it is extremely convenient as there is not much storage space in my bathroom Noice. I use the same sponge thing.
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Sep 5, 2015 19:36
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I like burroughs, naked lunch is good, wild boys is good its easy to pick up and read a little on the occasions that you forget to bring your tablet with you for the morning dook
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Sep 5, 2015 19:37
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I am rejected.
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Sep 5, 2015 19:37
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I'm protected. If I'm pushed down the stairs, I'll bounce, since I'm wearing one of these: Fellow dicks like OP should do the same.
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Sep 5, 2015 20:02
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Well, it depends on what you mean by "stairs". I have exactly one step in my house. Does that qualify as "stairs" or merely "stair"? The way I designed the step unit it looks like two steps, but the top step is exactly even with the upper level, so doesn't really qualify as a step. However, the unit looks like two steps, so maybe that is technically "Stairs". Not really sure, and so confused now.
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Sep 16, 2015 06:45
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I have stairs in this multilevel house, yes I do. My dog is old and I have to carry her from one floor to the next when she wants to eat or wants to poop.
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Sep 16, 2015 18:08
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I have one step, a 12"x8" piece of wood and you step on it, then right when you bring your foot up to land the next step bring the piece of wood up to create the step. you should be about 8" off the ground. Repeat the process until you reach the next landing avoiding the hanged corpses drying off the railing.
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Sep 16, 2015 18:13
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I like using the stairs to visit my mother instead of walking around to the front door. It's pretty neet.
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Sep 16, 2015 18:23
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OP must go down the stairs
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Sep 16, 2015 18:31
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"Yeah, its a split level (dumbass)."
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Sep 16, 2015 18:32
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Grandma's at the top of the stairs.
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Sep 16, 2015 19:39
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I have stairs outside, they lead to the front door of my 3rd story condo. I'm used to climbing them now. There are no stairs inside my condo which is a condo and not a house.
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Sep 16, 2015 20:44
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I am prospected
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Sep 17, 2015 00:46
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I am erected
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Sep 17, 2015 00:47
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i live in a single story home without stairs. am i doing this right?
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Sep 17, 2015 00:48
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I am protracted.
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Sep 17, 2015 00:53
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I recently finished my attic and built some stairs in my house. Counts double.       
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Sep 17, 2015 01:04
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I livr in a trailer but i have stairs in thr living room that go up 3 steps down three steps. My in-laws think i;m crazy but they don't know i'm protected
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Sep 17, 2015 01:15
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I am perfected.
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Sep 17, 2015 01:39
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Nooner posted:It depends, I love in an apartment, so no, there are no stairs in the actual unit in which I live (but do have an in unit washer/dryer suck it hoes) but I am on the third floor, so there are plenty of stairs inside of my building. you got your own washer/dryer?? dude im so jelly that im jam
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Sep 17, 2015 02:56
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A misanthrope posted:you got your own washer/dryer?? dude im so jelly that im jam but jam is jelly that aint so shooked 
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Sep 17, 2015 03:18
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I am protected!
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Sep 17, 2015 03:41
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TwoFire posted:but jam is jelly that aint so shooked i dunno im not sure i 100% understand what jam and jelly even are
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Sep 17, 2015 03:45
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genesplicer posted:Well, it depends on what you mean by "stairs". I have exactly one step in my house. Does that qualify as "stairs" or merely "stair"? The way I designed the step unit it looks like two steps, but the top step is exactly even with the upper level, so doesn't really qualify as a step. However, the unit looks like two steps, so maybe that is technically "Stairs". Not really sure, and so confused now. Jesus Christ, old man. Would you please just stop standing there all confused and just get in the goddamned chair? Seriously, it's like 2 feet of bannister down to the kitchen, and you don't have to do anything but sit in the goddamned chair and ride down. Two steps, one step: what the hell's the difference? You're the one that wanted a Pudding Pop so goddamned bad. Look, your walker's already down there. Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ!
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Sep 17, 2015 03:59
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I have stairs in my house. My house also has a washer and dryer. Living the dream here.
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Sep 17, 2015 04:43
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A misanthrope posted:i dunno im not sure i 100% understand what jam and jelly even are jam is jelly that actually has fruit in it and not just the simulated taste
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i have stairs outside of my overpriced california studio apartment that costs more than the mortgage on a 5 bedroom midwestern mansion
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