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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ0BMcISdp0

Prove me wrong

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Metal does suck you're right op

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
All metal sucks, so yeah.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Nooner posted:

Metal does suck you're right op

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

death grindcoreis poo poo, grindcore is poo poo, you are poo poo op

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

most metal sucks.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
oh look at this yet another gbs thread full of nerds who don't like thing

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Gobblecoque posted:

oh look at this yet another gbs thread full of nerds who don't like thing

please stop not liking things, i dont like this!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://youtu.be/-Dh0Oq-MiqM

There's some real music for ya

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M155Er6PFz0

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i only listen to nola sludge you loving dumb oval office

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRWNypb39iI

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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my metal cucks

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

get gud op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psY3hSAvtFg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
metal rules


faggots

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chinatown posted:

metal rules


faggots

Yes we all agree metal rules faggots, it is their master, all faggots listen to metal

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZooVbizwEk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Why are all metal songs about

A. Gross "edgy" stuff
B. Retarded D&D stuff
C. Gay pretending to have been in war stuff


Who listens to this lol

E: D. Bad metaphor sex stuff if you count hair metal

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

Why are all metal songs about

It isn't.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Does GWAR even count as metal because they are actually good and entertaining?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB2QDwxF2so

this song loving rules; guitar party at the end rules

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Iron helps us play.

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Here's the heaviest song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_u_C5D0lk

Now you can stop listening to metal.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Nooner posted:

Why are all metal songs about

A. Gross "edgy" stuff
B. Retarded D&D stuff
C. Gay pretending to have been in war stuff


Who listens to this lol

E: D. Bad metaphor sex stuff if you count hair metal

Kalmah sings about fishing, hunting, wasting away in a bar watching others do the same, sometimes singing about politics in broken finnglish but mostly just growling about the life of a rural Finnish person

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
metals are part of our everyday lives. the device you're using to post about how metal sucks has all kinds of copper and poo poo in it you loving idiot

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007
:rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirhQ8iLdbw :rock:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

gently caress you Volume, I got your back any day but this poo poo is the tits, get calibrated man.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Metal is for people whose brain stopped maturing in high school.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you can't rock out to this there's something wrong with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGD0EojL7dQ

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This got me into gore grind y'all need to play this

http://hemmendorff.com/work/zombiegrinder/zombiegrinder.html

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR0tXgiO2JM

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Metal is such a rich and all-encompassing genre, it spans so many nuances of feels and expressivity. I mean check this out as a counterbalance to previous posts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY8wyKuLY2k&t=20s

That's Metal! That's Blue Steel right there!

Faustus, doctor, my man! Back me up here!

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Sep 5, 2015

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMm0MgoKwc
lol if you dont listen to music with violins and poo poo in it

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqYrZs6EBrM
heres some really good metal

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah, ggo allin bite it you scum

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Hobohemian posted:

Does GWAR even count as metal because they are actually good and entertaining?
this was literally the argument the uber dorks who run metal archives dot com used to keep them out of there for like the first ten years of that site's existence

metal people are real bad

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



That inferi albums lyrics are about lizardmen from nibiru. A breath of fresh air imo

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

metal is bad

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Drfishback
Nov 5, 2009
Original singer of helloween covers his own song and nails it 25+ yrs later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_Mnb5CYq8

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