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i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
how old are you farts and WHY

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Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot

i was reloading posted:

how old are you farts and WHY

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i'm about to turn 30 :unsmith:

























































































:smithicide:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nononononono ):

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
27 here

I waisted my 20s but w/e

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
PS. just in case you are slow this is a honey pot thread for millennials to out themselves in so they can be autopermabanned as per secret executive forums order

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

thathonkey posted:

PS. just in case you are slow this is a honey pot thread for millennials to out themselves in so they can be autopermabanned as per secret executive forums order

W-what?!? gently caress, I'm actually 36 and I don't know how smartphones work, serious here guys.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

Nononononono ):
for sure the janitor lost his mind when he saw that

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Imagine how cool it would be to be 17 again with the benefit of hindsight.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

notZaar posted:

Imagine how cool it would be to be 17 again with the benefit of hindsight.
as long as i am cool and hot like zach efferon

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

notZaar posted:

Imagine how cool it would be to be 17 again with the benefit of hindsight.

no that would suck and be boring as hell because you wouldn't do any of that fun reckless teenager poo poo because you'd know better. otoh you'd probably become really successful and live out a rich, lavish, yet ultimately hollow and depressing experience having never truly "grown up" as a teenager.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Happy birthday. 20 was an okay year IIRC.

I'm 31. Listen to me rant about politics and how nobody is cool anymore because we lost all the cool people in the Cool Wars of '03-'07, when the Cools fought the Fucks.

The Fucks won. :smith:

notZaar posted:

Imagine how cool it would be to be 17 again with the benefit of hindsight.

Gonna buy some Google stock.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

i was reloading posted:

how old are you farts and WHY

you've wasted your life and you don't even know it but the truth will soon come like a cumulonimbus coming in from the distance and she comes

she cums

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Im 29.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

138 in dog years :chord:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

thathonkey posted:

PS. just in case you are slow this is a honey pot thread for millennials to out themselves in so they can be autopermabanned as per secret executive forums order
except me because i'm cool :slick:

also, 18, suck my barely-legal dick op

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
outside of this forum, there's no loving way a bunch of 30 somethings would hang out with 20 somethings because the latter are so loving dumb and awful

swear to god try dating a girl ten years younger than you and see how long until the thought "i can't go through this phase in my life again" enters your head

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im 4

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I'm 26 and it kind of sucks because sleeping with slutty 21 year olds is starting to get creepy and I'm finding their personalities more and more grating whereas before I could just ignore them entirely

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
I'm 69. And gay haha

See ya

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



DeadBlack posted:

I'm 69. And gay haha

See ya

Thanks for stopping by

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

30 or 31 or something gently caress who keeps track

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
My birthday is in 3 weeks and its scary the dirty 30s are approaching too fast I fell like I'm no longer young ):

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Also 20 here, sup OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Nooner posted:

My birthday is in 3 weeks and its scary the dirty 30s are approaching too fast I fell like I'm no longer young ):

I marked my calendar so I can remember to post a special birthday thread on your birthday to make you feel special on your special day noonbud

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nooner posted:

My birthday is in 3 weeks and its scary the dirty 30s are approaching too fast I fell like I'm no longer young ):
hAPPY BIRTHDAY COOL FLAMINGO MAN

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
32.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nooner posted:

My birthday is in 3 weeks and its scary the dirty 30s are approaching too fast I fell like I'm no longer young ):

Where are you taking me for your birthday

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You should kill yourself now while people will still give a poo poo instead of inevitably doing it when you're older and everybody expects it.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

can we maek this into a poll thread. MODS!?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

47!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Don't keep track. Don't count the sands in the hourglass. It is playing grabass with the Reaper. It is folly.
Happy BDay.
:toot:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

lotsa fags grabassing the reaper itt

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

phasmid posted:

Don't keep track. Don't count the sands in the hourglass. It is playing grabass with the Reaper. It is folly.
Happy BDay.
:toot:

this guys 87 years old

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

just kidding, my cat has a scratch on his nose, if he's not better by monday ill be calling the veterinarian!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Enfield posted:

this guys 87 years old

Thanks for the doxx, you miserable gently caress stalker. I will beat you with my cane.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
20, huh? That was nearly 33 years ago. I remember it well. Glad I'm past that nightmare.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Business Gorillas posted:

Where are you taking me for your birthday

LA Lobsterfest and then the fair!

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