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I like how they matched up the couples bestAWarmBody posted:
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yes. gently caress yes. hail satan
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Sep 8, 2015 22:49
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i read 0 of that!
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Sep 8, 2015 22:52
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AWarmBody posted:None are as good as the Goofus and Gallant one, but I've always loved the facial expressions on these two guys: im the grown rear end man kneeling to talk to two children where their parents can't hear me..
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Sep 8, 2015 23:09
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Home schooling is super super bad. Well there's occasionally reasons for it that aren't "I am a religious psychopath that hates the universe." But 90% of the time it seems to be that. Home schooling when your school district is complete rear end, when the kid is self-motivated enough to actually learn on their own, etc. can be fine; but I have to admit, there are more nut jobs than anything. I still want to tell the judge who demanded home schooling be stopped to "instill loyalty in the state and country" to eat a dick, though. ED: There are home schooling courses that aren't dipped deep in religious insanity, but they're not amusing enough to post on the internet. Just saying, they exist.
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the best use case I've seen for homeschooling is for disabled or special needs children in bumfuck nowhere where no special schools are available. Most families move to some place where there ARE some schools. but for those who can't afford to or just don't wanna, there's homeschooling. if you're not a tard, homeschooling will turn you into one.
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Sep 9, 2015 01:04
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ChairmanMeow posted:I like how they matched up the couples best Properly hemmed pants are a mark of the devil otoh
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Sep 9, 2015 01:30
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froward posted:the best use case I've seen for homeschooling is for disabled or special needs children in bumfuck nowhere where no special schools are available. Most families move to some place where there ARE some schools. but for those who can't afford to or just don't wanna, there's homeschooling. I don't know, if you've got a stay at home parent (esp. in a rural area) that wants their kids base education to come from a text book not written in Texas, it can work pretty well. Seriously a lot of schools are loving shitastic in the United States. Again this is a super tiny % compared to hilarious stuff like you see in the OP. Anyone doing this entirely on religious grounds needs a slap upside the head.
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stubblyhead posted:Properly hemmed pants are a mark of the devil otoh You can't force a woman to hem your pants until you are married.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Well there's occasionally reasons for it that aren't "I am a religious psychopath that hates the universe." But 90% of the time it seems to be that. Homeschooling is still cowardly as gently caress because instead of actually putting any effort to improve schools you're just going "gently caress you got mine" and taking advantage of the fact that you're well-off enough to homeschool your kid to avoid having to acknowledge the problem exists. And then the homeschooling lobbies make public schools even worse.
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Sep 9, 2015 04:25
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Jesus said, thou shalt not rock hard.
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Sep 9, 2015 04:56
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What's the official line on lovely Christian rock bands like Petra et al?
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stubblyhead posted:What's the official line on lovely Christian rock bands like Petra et al? It's all bad at Pensacola. quote:Whether or not the lyrics are Christian, music in the style of jazz, rock, rap, R&B, pop, country, or contemporary Christian is prohibited and may not be in a student’s possession or use on or off campus. Source: https://www.pcci.edu/pathway/StudentResponsibilities/CollegeStandards2.aspx (The whole thing is worth reading if you're interested in how they have gender-segregated elevators and stairs.) AWarmBody fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Sep 9, 2015 06:37
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AWarmBody posted:It's all bad at Pensacola. To be fair on this, if you're studying to go all biblical and poo poo and it's a private school I don't really have a problem with it. But that said lol at the draconian standards, especially off campus. What do the guys do when they see girls walk by in bikinis?
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Sleeveless posted:Homeschooling is still cowardly as gently caress because instead of actually putting any effort to improve schools you're just going "gently caress you got mine" and taking advantage of the fact that you're well-off enough to homeschool your kid to avoid having to acknowledge the problem exists. And then the homeschooling lobbies make public schools even worse. Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Sep 9, 2015 06:50
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Lil Peeler posted:. What do the guys do when they see girls walk by in bikinis? Avert their eyes in shame most likely. Also PCC is up in the piney woods part of town and probably 10 miles from the beach. I would be pretty surprised if they're allowed to go to such a den of sin. I remembered a pcc story to give you an idea. A friend of mine is a music teacher at the (fully accredited public) junior college in town, and there was a musical performance of some kind at pcc he wanted to attend. Rock music is sinful but classical is generally a-ok. So from the moment he gets out of his car pretty much everybody's giving him the stinkeye, and he can't figure out why. Even during the concert he's getting some funny looks. At some point he realizes he's literally the only person there with a beard. A few years later he went to some other concert after having shaved it off, and no one gave him a second glance.
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Even beards are a problem? What, would those twerps even give Moses the stink-eye? 
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Beards, the true nests of evil. Bifauxnen posted:Even beards are a problem? What, would those twerps even give Moses the stink-eye? to be fair, moses was a jew
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To be fair leviticus says you're hosed if you trim your hair.
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Lil Peeler posted:To be fair on this, if you're studying to go all biblical and poo poo and it's a private school I don't really have a problem with it. That's a totally valid point. I think my issue with it is more that they advertise these standards but people still choose to go there.
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stubblyhead posted:At some point he realizes he's literally the only person there with a beard. A few years later he went to some other concert after having shaved it off, and no one gave him a second glance. quote:Men are to be clean shaven (no beards/mustaches), with sideburns no lower than the middle of the ear Your friend shouldn't have dressed like a filthy heathen imo. Jesus would not be welcome on campus either because of his filthy Jew-beard.
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Reasons to homeschool: 1. To instill religious values by cutting off the outside world 2. To hide abuse and neglect 3. Having special needs children 4. To protect a child from racism, bullying or other forms of discrimination The dynamic is as follows: a child is found to have been sexually abused, mistreated or otherwise neglected for years. The abuse has been enabled by keeping the child in homeschooling, away from the eyes of authorities. As a result of this, a reformer decides to try and implement health and education standards in order catch abusers, or the people in group two and to generally better education standards. The people in group one respond vehemently, with thousands of calls and emails a day, including death threats. Reformer caves in and standards aren't implemented. Group one is considered insane by most, and groups three and four get tarred with the same brush.
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Bifauxnen posted:Even beards are a problem? What, would those twerps even give Moses the stink-eye? Hippies ruined them, much like everything else. I read once about a sculptor who was commissioned to make a statue of some past president of BYU. They wanted him to be clean-shaven though despite the fact that he rocked a large beard.
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:To be fair leviticus says you're hosed if you trim your hair. drat man musta been some hairy rear end bitches back in the Leviticus times
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It's going to be great in 200 years when all the remaining Christians believe Jesus was blond haired, clean shaven white guy born in Iowa.
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Absolute Lithops posted:Your friend shouldn't have dressed like a filthy heathen imo. Jesus would not be welcome on campus either because of his filthy Jew-beard. Goddamn, that is an insane level of control over something as simple as what a person wears to class or dinner. Between the fascist dress code and the focus on 'purity' I would have assumed this was from the website of a creepy isolationist cult, not some goofy bible college in Pensacola. These are the same kind of people who insist on daughters pledging their virginity to their fathers, and hold 'purity balls' to celebrate said fathers possession of their daughters' body and soul until some dude comes along to marry her and take over from dad, right? Because that poo poo is creepy as gently caress.
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The Mentalizer posted:Goddamn, that is an insane level of control over something as simple as what a person wears to class or dinner. Between the fascist dress code and the focus on 'purity' I would have assumed this was from the website of a creepy isolationist cult, not some goofy bible college in Pensacola.  The Mentalizer posted:These are the same kind of people who insist on daughters pledging their virginity to their fathers, and hold 'purity balls' to celebrate said fathers possession of their daughters' body and soul until some dude comes along to marry her and take over from dad, right? Because that poo poo is creepy as gently caress. 
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Hey cut me some slack man, I'm just trying to figure out how all these different groups fit together. Just how do you expect a liberal New York Jew like me to do my job controlling the media and repressing Christians if I don't know what appeals to all the wacky little sects and offshoots?
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Well we know he's evil cause he said ReLoad was a good album. Load really wasn't even good really.
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Well we know he's evil cause he said ReLoad was a good album. Load really wasn't even good really. Load had Outlaw Torn though.
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:To be fair leviticus says you're hosed if you trim your hair. And Corinthians says you're hosed if you don't.
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op did you go to a purity ball when you were a teenager?tuyop posted:And Corinthians says you're hosed if you don't. I guess Islam is the true path after all
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I knew some guys who went to Liberty University and there's a $500 fine for "witchcraft".
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stubblyhead posted:
I think they're confused as well. Al-Bukhaari says that the Prophet cut his hair, because it was sometimes long and sometimes short, and he would dye his hair because Christians don't, so a good Muslim should dye his grey hairs. You can't shave, though, because that makes you look like a woman and that poo poo is universally out. But some dudes say you should never cut your beard because God made you that way, others say to trim it to a fist length because God likes it when you're tidy.
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stubblyhead posted:op did you go to a purity ball when you were a teenager? I went to homeschool dances, which basically guarantee you remain a virgin for life.
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AWarmBody posted:I went to homeschool dances, which basically guarantee you remain a virgin for life. Are those the kind you have to go to with your father?
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geeves posted:Are those the kind you have to go to with your father? Not required, but the adult:teenager ratio was like 1:3. Touching was allowed in a dancing context (actual ballroom dancing, not what the Normie teenagers do at actual schools with their bumpin' and grindin') but not immodest dresses. One of my friends wore a dress that came to her mid-thigh and it was a major scandal, resulting in a massive crackdown on girls' dresscode for future years.
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this thread reminds me of that billy joel song where he tells the girl she better put out or else she might die
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AWarmBody posted:Another chapter intro illustration from the health book features a guy wholesomely conversing with two unattended female minors. Please note the modest apparel of all the models (except for that elbow-showing slut on the far right): Wait, these are the right relationships? I thought they were examples of all the bad people. I'm seeing a teenage mom, a cougar, a pedophile, a gay couple, a lesbian couple, and I'm pretty sure those two hiding in the back are closely related. HerStuddMuffin fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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