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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
what do?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You are loving awful.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
holy god shut up

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

You are loving awful.

hhindustry
Sep 7, 2015

by XyloJW
fart on her

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

You are loving awful.

america.jpg on the metal health susytem

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
triple dog dicks

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i hope you are performing in a play where you are supposed to fall over and die and then you have a heart attack right at that moment so no one thinks about helping you up and you die in front of 100+ people

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Just so no thanks. Oh also kill yourself.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
this happens all the time but eventually youll give in because who wouldnt ( a pussy faaaaaagggg)

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
wow lotta hostility itt

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Sonofsilversign posted:

wow lotta hostility itt

ok lets play different

youre armed with a ak-15

single shot smith and wesson,

and a 6 chamber handgun x 2

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Hooded Reptile posted:

ok lets play different

youre armed with a ak-15

single shot smith and wesson,

and a 6 chamber handgun x 2

the cops havent found any opf these

dstyle
Jul 24, 2006
im gay

















































is what you should tell her

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Hooded Reptile posted:

ok lets play different

youre armed with a ak-15

single shot smith and wesson,

and a 6 chamber handgun x 2

heh those grade schoolers wouldnt stand a chance then imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hooded Reptile posted:

ok lets play different

youre armed with a ak-15

single shot smith and wesson,

and a 6 chamber handgun x 2

no one likes you. please shut the gently caress up

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
is this jon pop again?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Start talking about how gay I am for Dr. Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
give me sex with her

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
hi im op and im a big dumb idiot

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
haha.... what's his name?

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

VendaGoat posted:

You are loving awful.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

You are loving awful.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

VendaGoat posted:

You are loving awful.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

im gay for jon pop threads

5'd

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Eh. Not tonight. I'll gently caress you tomorrow.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
It really depends on what you are giving up sex for OP. If it's because you're tired or are worn out from work or something you can just say that and she might resent you a little for it but otherwise you should be okay. If it's because you'd rather play video games or watch TV or something I don't know what to tell yuo

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
hes been watching porn all day

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I take antidepressants that have made me feel sexually numb, but at the same time empowered by turning down my girlfriend's sexual advances

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I think I'm in this situation right now.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

a dog from hell posted:

I think I'm in this situation right now.

ur being raped. call the police.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Ork of Fiction posted:

ur being raped. call the police.

I sucked it up and gave her the ol jackhammer.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Throw a dildo in her face and go to sleep.

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Eat crap.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Hooded reptile is a cool name

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
wiat is this a jon pop thread my bad

i stand with jon pop

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Brain damaged people maek the coolest threads

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