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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Even though I swore off them before I was 30, my feet are permanently hosed up from wearing them in my early to mid 20s.

Also since kicking the heel habit I can easily touch my toes whereas before I had shortened calf muscles and could not.

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
triple dog dicks

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Shithouse Dave posted:

Even though I swore off them before I was 30, my feet are permanently hosed up from wearing them in my early to mid 20s.

Also since kicking the heel habit I can easily touch my toes whereas before I had shortened calf muscles and could not.

Yeah, ok "Dave" :rolleyes:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Poetic Justice posted:

Yeah, ok "Dave" :rolleyes:

All this guy's mail comes addressed to P. Justice.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Shithouse Dave posted:

All this guy's mail comes addressed to P. Justice.

Mr. P, actually

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
if girls want their calves or asses to look better, they can lift weights for that, rather than wearing some medieval torture device to do it

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Should've been Tight Dave.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

if girls want their calves or asses to look better, they can lift weights for that, rather than wearing some medieval torture device to do it

what do you care. if she would rather have uncomfy shoes let her
No one is taking my shoes

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
high heeled shoes are dumb and bad

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
YEah. IF you see someone wearing high heels, push them over and scream at them to make them stop weaing the shoe, imo.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Zippy the Bummer posted:

high heeled shoes are dumb and bad
i dunno op, try them out sometime and see how you feel

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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They're no good for dagging or shearing, I can tell ya that much

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
http://www.yourdicklooksgreatinthoseheels.com/
:nws:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
They make women look better








And women need all the help they can get

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Shithouse Dave posted:

They're no good for dagging or shearing, I can tell ya that much

Yeah, ok "Dave" :rolleyes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

most of those dicks would look better in flats

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Holyshit, a man thinks something women do is stupid and pointless, that's so crazy!

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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boom boom boom posted:

Holyshit, a man thinks something women do is stupid and pointless, that's so crazy!

He is actually right though.

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

most of those dicks would look better in flats

It really lifts the balls and makes them look rounder

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shithouse Dave posted:

He is actually right though.

oh my god. all three of you, shut the hell up!

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Inside Out Mom posted:

It really lifts the balls and makes them look rounder

You're thinking of scrote brassierres. They lift AND separate.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
sexyyy

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

oh my god. all three of you, shut the hell up!

Sorry mumps. Were you sleeping?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shithouse Dave posted:

Sorry mumps. Were you sleeping?

your constant bickering is getting in the way of humor.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Shithouse Dave posted:

He is actually right though.

Quiet, the men are discussing feminism.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
hmm, high heels are stupid and i think they were actually a male invention

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
hig heels are fuckin retarted

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Zippy the Bummer posted:

hmm, high heels are stupid and i think they were actually a male invention

chicks just love them

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Zippy the Bummer posted:

hmm, high heels are stupid and i think they were actually a male invention

you were a male invention

you see, two dudes hosed and then had an rear end baby that grew up to be you

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

what do you care. if she would rather have uncomfy shoes let her
No one is taking my shoes

chairman meow, if i see you wearing high hells out on the street, im going to jackknife powerbomb you through the asphault

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Drunk Driver Dad posted:

chairman meow, if i see you wearing high hells out on the street, im going to jackknife powerbomb you through the asphault

You don't need to go to all that trouble. A crack in the sidewalk just the right width will do all the work for you.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Poetic Justice posted:

it actually pushes their downsy flabby asses up to make them look more round

when I walk around on tippy toes as part of my calculations, it seems to have no effect on my rear end muscles

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

What other footwear should your mother be brandishing while I have sexual intercourse with her, OP?

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
you can just say 'intercourse', virgin nerd

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ninotoreS posted:

you can just say 'intercourse', virgin nerd

uhhh no he cant idiot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Why don't they just make comfortable high heels?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

Idk OP maybe you are gay in the unironic way cause girls look hot af in high heels

This.



lol at sourcing from a huffingtonpost article.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
may god that oval office bless jukebloxbleuls. peace

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

heh

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
high-heeled shoes and leopard patterned clothing/furs what am I?

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