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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

boom boom boom posted:

those are the worst boots I've ever seen, and I hate you for showing them to me

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

got my flats on but they look like high heels
got my flats on but they look like high heels
etc...


any female rap group can have that parody if they want it
just break me off a couple thou

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

virtual shoe musem dot com

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Matey posted:

got my flats on but they look like high heels
got my flats on but they look like high heels
etc...


any female rap group can have that parody if they want it
just break me off a couple thou

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

nomadologique posted:

yeah except guns are an item used to shoot and kill people and high heels are a clothing item that hurts nobody except maybe the person wearng them and in an accidental caes some stepped on stranger?

i think any pressure for women to wear high heels is lovely bc it's lovely that women are so coerced n their self image, but if a woman wants to wear high heels and feels good doing so then gently caress off if she does

You missed boarding the USS Analogy so hard you somehow ended up in Laos.

flesh dance
May 6, 2009




I wasn't going to read this and :justpost: Yanis so thanks for taking care of that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

flesh dance posted:

I wasn't going to read this and :justpost: Yanis so thanks for taking care of that

np

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Those aren't boots, and I'm fine with them

It's like one of my Japanese animes

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ChairmanMeow posted:

I can't hear you, lean down. I seem to have fallen and twisted my ankle

Oh! How can I save you?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Nanomashoes posted:

Why don't they just make comfortable high heels?

No really, can anyone answer this? I don't understand why not.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nanomashoes posted:

No really, can anyone answer this? I don't understand why not.

U dumb

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I think high heels make the lady butts look good but on the other hand if all women signed a pact and declared "we are never wearing heels again" I would be ok with that because I don't want people to feel coerced into doing something uncomfortable.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
this thread reminds me that I bought a pretty awesome pair of wingtip oxfords that fit like a glove a couple weeks ago for like $60


suck it, women

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this thread reminds me that I bought a pretty awesome pair of wingtip oxfords that fit like a glove a couple weeks ago for like $60


suck it, women

how does it feel to be living in 1943?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Nanomashoes posted:

Why don't they just make comfortable high heels?

they do

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

wedges look good too

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
What about dudes wearing heels

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

:eyepop:

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un0WPxQDzlI

Now these aren't the highest of high heels, but this is still pretty goddamn impressive. I'd snap my ankles something terrible if I tried what he's doing.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I dont really pay attention to what shoes women wear so its really disappointing when they come home with you and take them off and shrink like 6 inches

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
shoes that are the opposite of heels

lil hole opens up onthe bottom and the ladies heel just falls through

where does it go? doesnt matter

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gatekeeper posted:

shoes that are the opposite of heels

lil hole opens up onthe bottom and the ladies heel just falls through

where does it go? doesnt matter

it goes to hell

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how does it feel to be living in 1943?

gotta say, it ain't bad

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

boom boom boom posted:

those are the worst boots I've ever seen, and I hate you for showing them to me

Those are really popular with self-conscious tall girls who are too weak to wear the high heels all non-hosed up women lust for.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

the only heels women should wear

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chomp8645 posted:

I think high heels make the lady butts look good but on the other hand if all women signed a pact and declared "we are never wearing heels again" I would be ok with that because I don't want people to feel coerced into doing something uncomfortable.

OTOH I don't mind seeing people forced into doing something uncomfortable and don't like high heels.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

BigBoss posted:

Those are really popular with self-conscious tall girls who are too weak to wear the high heels all non-hosed up women lust for.

Tall girls should wear heels to make themselves even taller, IMO.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
in a better society high heels would be banned

except for transies, they can wear them

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Tall women ftw

Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004




raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

in a better society high heels would be banned

except for transies, they can wear them

In a better society everyone would wear a plain navy jumpsuit and work toward eradicating the suffering of the unfortunate.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm


Honestly I can't stop staring at the striations of her over-stretched breasts.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

In a better society everyone would wear a plain navy jumpsuit and work toward eradicating the suffering of the unfortunate.

Equilibrium was pretty sweet back in high school

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

14 INCH DICK posted:

Equilibrium was pretty sweet back in high school

I don't know what that means but because this is SA I'm going to assume some thickskull scifi thing.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Demora posted:

Honestly I can't stop staring at the striations of her over-stretched breasts.

in the first image it looks more like light filtering down from trees and i dont see it in the third vOv

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

You know what's not sexy about high heels? Hearing a woman complain about how uncomfortable they are.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

why would someone make that? what possible use could it have?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

why would someone make that? what possible use could it have?

Thanks to magic of Kickstarter every consumer good known to man can now include a USB charger.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

why would someone make that? what possible use could it have?

obviously its to secretly transport data of some kind while looking cute as hell

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
gently caress this gay earth

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