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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Is Mare Winningham the maid? I can already tell she's going to be a highlight.

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Tenzarin posted:

Why cant we not have gay sex in this show?

Why can't we only have gay sex in this show? :wiggle:

Also, owwwwww, my butt hurts from sympathy pain

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

No, seriously, am I supposed to be able to follow anything aside from the murder investigation?

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Waffleman_ posted:

No, seriously, am I supposed to be able to follow anything aside from the murder investigation?

I'm not even sure I followed that. At first it looked like he pulled up to a hospital, but then it was clearly a not-hospital room, and in any case they kept this guy in place, alive and unmedicated, while waiting for the detective to show up and investigate the room?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
All the stars are people murdered in the hotel, the detective will have some ability to reach out to them, and solve their murders.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gaga finally?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Tear You Apart

Hahaha holy poo poo, I was wondering how long it would take Ryan Murphy to use this song

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Only Gaga would get this entrance

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Pasties and a 4-way
:)

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
I love that she can pull off anything. Also I love that I know she is going to kill the bejesus out of these people.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I never thought I'd see Lady Gaga's tits tonight, but then again, I went into Trainwreck not expecting to see John Cena's penis so what do I know about celebrity nudity.

poo poo

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
How soon until Matt Bomer/Cheyenne Jackson happens?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

:stare: Well alright...

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
That escalated quickly.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

So far this is just a jumbled mess of vaguely scary images.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Clear The Hunger reference there?

The two dudes never kissed; lame.

Overall, awesome. This show will satisfy my desire for gory violence now that Hannibal is over. :neckbeard:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Waffleman_ posted:

So far this is just a jumbled mess of vaguely scary images.

So nothing new. The real scare is the plot.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I'm sad that I can't make fun of Kathy's accent anymore.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

FourLeaf posted:

Clear The Hunger reference there?

The two dudes never kissed; lame.

Overall, awesome. This show will satisfy my desire for gory violence now that Hannibal is over. :neckbeard:

We get pegging but no kissing. Awful.



Swedish Girls complaining about getting fed. 1st world problems amirite?

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Shattup you bunch of Swedish meatballs!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Waffleman_ posted:

So far this is just a jumbled mess of vaguely scary images.

Considering what Coven provided for "plot", this is probably better off

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Waffleman_ posted:

So far this is just a jumbled mess of vaguely scary images.

I think this is a big introduction arc, like I want to say reminiscent of Rat Race? Wherein we see all the characters before an actual story starts.

Also, hot half-naked action!

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Waffleman_ posted:

So far this is just a jumbled mess of vaguely scary images.

Bates is operating a hotel divided between murderous ghosts of previous guests and vampires. She's using guests to sate the hunger of both factions. The force feeding is to make the Swedes tastier.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

QuoProQuid posted:

Bates is operating a hotel divided between murderous ghosts of previous guests and vampires. She's using guests to sate the hunger of both factions. The force feeding is to make the Swedes tastier.

That helps.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
So is she trying to make the Swedes into that zombie they found in the mattress?

Also I dig that this show takes place in 2015 but they're trying to make it 1940 whenever possible.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I played Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain for the first time today.

The first hour of that game, now THAT was scary! Like playing a literal nightmare!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

ThatPazuzu posted:

So is she trying to make the Swedes into that zombie they found in the mattress?

Also I dig that this show takes place in 2015 but they're trying to make it 1940 whenever possible.

1980
1989, Lady Gagampire gets attacked by Taylor Swiftwolf

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

ThatPazuzu posted:

So is she trying to make the Swedes into that zombie they found in the mattress?

No she is making them taste better for when Lady Gaga eats them.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

hi i am the officer that leaves a small child unattended when there is a murderer on the loose to investigate some bushes

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

THE GHOST DIMENSION is my favorite title of anything.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Goddamn, I love you so much, Gaga.

Also, high five for having zombie strapon dildo gay rape in your cheesy spookshow.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

That Halloween Whopper makes your poo poo like emerald green.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

QuoProQuid posted:

hi i am the officer that leaves a small child unattended when there is a murderer on the loose to investigate some bushes

I GET RESULTS

Groveling Toast
Jun 2, 2008

Jesus christ does everyone in LA have a mansion or what

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Groveling Toast posted:

Jesus christ does everyone in LA have a mansion or what

Yes? Do you...not have that where you live?
How poor are you?

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
I don't like lady gaga. Her face bothers me.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Waffleman_ posted:

That Halloween Whopper makes your poo poo like emerald green.

Imagine combining it with Captain Crunch!

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Groveling Toast posted:

Jesus christ does everyone in LA have a mansion or what

Real estate in LA is really cheap, I hear.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Groveling Toast posted:

Jesus christ does everyone in LA have a mansion or what

Considering how much it costs to live there, you might as well

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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Sarah posted:

I don't like lady gaga. Her face bothers me.

She's naturally spooky.

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