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ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
big ol bag o dicks

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
im not spending money on a costume or attending parties that i wont be invited to

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Slutty ghost





thathonkey posted:

im not spending money on a costume or attending parties that i wont be invited to

Just wear a slutty ghost costume and turn up to a random party, no one there will know that you weren't invited

imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015
Going as the lion killer dentist

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

imurdaddy415 posted:

Going as the lion killer dentist

bro that's gonna be epic

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
poo poo, here's another 'topical' halloween costume that I missed earlier:



imurdaddy415 posted:

Going as the lion killer dentist

One of the guys running an online costume company that is selling a “Lion Killer Dentist Halloween Costume” is donating 15% of the sales from the costume to a wildlife foundation after a public backlash. He admitted in an interview that they use search engine data to see what costume people were looking for when they came to his site and they base their topical costume choices on that info. He's just a pawn of market forces. :shrug:

Now that he's admitted that an online community could totally rig their search engine data and trick them into creating any costume they wanted ....

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Goatman

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
There are no dress up parties for halloween near me, but if there were, I'd probably go as the elephant man. Just wear a suit, get a hat of sorts and cut some holes in a canvas sack to wear on your head.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmznnltVlmI

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Demora posted:

I'm waiting for the Sexy Donald Trump costume.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

would

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007





Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




Still waiting for sexy left shark.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Still waiting for sexy left shark.

If you don't think that's sexy, then you have some serious problems

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My aunt is a gyn. She went as a giant uterus one year, with egg cartons taped to her forearms for the ovaries

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot5TgvvOYdA

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Oct 12, 2015

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

HOW BOUT THE ROWDY TROUT

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Matey posted:

HOW BOUT THE ROWDY TROUT



Swimming with spunk
For hours of fishy fetching fun

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

sexy Ann Frank

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
COSTUME UPDATE:

I will be a prisoner. GF will be a cop.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

A loser that sits in his apartment all night getting drunk alone.

Seperated from my wife two weeks ago so ill be there with you in spirit buddy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I would think its the guy from ac/dc.

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
im gonna dress up as the vampire girl from a girl walks home alone at night. i have everything i just need to learn how to skate a little thats it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Speleothing posted:

COSTUME UPDATE:

I will be a prisoner. GF will be a cop.

you a beta bitch!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

VendaGoat posted:

you a beta bitch!

She works at a prison (health care). So it is funny.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Speleothing posted:

She works at a prison (health care). So it is funny.

She gonna give you an "injection"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

found my costume

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Gonna be Penguin from Gotham. Pretty easy. Umbrella, tux jacket, shiny black shoes. The hair and makeup will be the most important part.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I'ma be slender man so teens murder for me.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Show up in a Ku Klux Klan robe then rip it off to reveal that you're actually the hulkster! It's essentially a white robe, KKK cross emblem, and a blond wig with bandana.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Universe Master posted:

halloween is for children

Lookout fellahs we got us a big boy over here

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Universe Master posted:

halloween is for children

If children like looking at drunk chix wearing sexy [word] costumes, then yes it's for children.. with boners... who might get laid by adult women if they can not be goon for like 10 hours.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

tater_salad posted:

If children like looking at drunk chix wearing sexy [word] costumes, then yes it's for children.. with boners... who might get laid by adult women if they can not be goon for like 10 hours.

you want adult women to have sex with children??? Not ok bro

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


like if you have to constantly prove and tell everyone how big and grown up you are you must not think of your self as an adult

have some fun once in a while.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
I'm getting laid on Halloween

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Grump posted:

I'm getting laid on Halloween

I'm married so probably not.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I'm being punk rock princess bubblegum. The punk rock part is just so I can wear a wig and clothes I already have, I am super poor this year and couldn't shell out for a more canon costume :(

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Zombie Lamar Odom with a massive boner

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Toadvine posted:

I'd ask if you were sexy enough to pull off sexy consuela but since you didn't already consider it yourself I assume the answer is no

Tbh I probably am but why be sexy when there are a million boring "sexy X" woman's costumes out there. I'm sexy the rest of the year and Consuela is not sexy

I bought scrubs 1 size up to look as dumpy as possible and hosed up my hair, it worked well at a Halloween party

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Chinatown posted:

hope solos butthole

I have a beard and purple body paint, thank you for this suggestion, goon friend

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