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eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
lol at the BORING chants

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Poor Seth

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

zakharov posted:

*zoom in on crotch*

gotta zoom in to see it well enough

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

triplexpac posted:

To be fair this is pretty boring

That's why Heyman should always open Raw

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Seth is going to turn into the Flash.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

zakharov posted:

*zoom in on crotch*

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Hace posted:

Seth does not want to be here right now

Apparently the dude just got back from a vacation, so I don't blame him. It's labor day!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I'm Seth friggin Rollins and I dated hitler

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Baal posted:

Ah so Cena is the reason the daily show was cancelled


He gets his show back if he beats Cena at Wrestlemania

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


is sting really thrre?
I'm rushing home real fast on my motorcycle

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

StarkRavingMad posted:

Imagine if RAW just started with a match instead of a long boring promo

how freaked out would you be?

I would immediately begin praying the Rosary, because clearly Armageddon is nigh.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

john cena died when a fat man sat on him at a house show rip

Hogan had a fat man sit on him, he came back stronger than ever

Bring back Hulk Hogan, I can't imagine he's the only horrible racist in the wrestling business

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Roman Reigns posted:

I'm Seth friggin Rollins and I dated hitler

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
I just want to make sure I have my facts straight:

Seth: Hates Sting because he stole his statue.

Sting: Hates Seth because he's not Triple H.

Neither man acknowledges the other's reason for this feud.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Slavery is illegal, Seth

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Seth will OWN more lebensraum

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Seth laid his eyes on the script earlier today and shed a gentle tear

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Welcome to the Own Zone

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Hace posted:

Seth does not want to be here right now

"Seth go out there and fill 15 minutes"

"What should I say?"

"whatever"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

AfroLine posted:

is sting really thrre?
I'm rushing home real fast on my motorcycle

You don't own a vespa instead? Now that's the shock of the night.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He just wants his statue god drat Sting.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

Hogan had a fat man sit on him, he came back stronger than ever

Bring back Hulk Hogan, I can't imagine he's the only horrible racist in the wrestling business

hulk hogan did nothing wrong

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Statue

Gimme Statue

I want

a

loving

statue

do you even know what a loving statue is

it's a god drat statue

and i

loving

want it

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Nobody loving cares about the statue, wwe

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I just got home with nachos

Should I eat them while petting my D-Dog or watch Seth blab on about his statue

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Seth Rollins + his statue has been the greatest romance angle in the history of Raw.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

hulk hogan did nothing wrong

well let me tell you something ni—*bong*

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Roman Reigns posted:

Nobody loving cares about the statue, wwe

Seth does :smith:

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Chokes McGee posted:

Hogan had a fat man sit on him, he came back stronger than ever

Bring back Hulk Hogan, I can't imagine he's the only horrible racist in the wrestling business


Only if we can get Hogan vs New Day

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
I love that we are supposed to believe sting is carrying around a bronze statue with him across the country. Like, does he check it as baggage? Or does he buy it it's own seat.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
How could Sting steal a giant statue, he's got to have people on the inside helping him

Who's in cahoots with Sting??

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
caw

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
the squawk is the funniest thing

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
CROWS

"STING"

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
US title is still blank.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

a giant chocolate seth

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Sting is holding a statue hostage

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ITS A PICTURE OF STING

AND A STATUE

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Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Ah yes Sting, ever the wordsmith

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