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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Hocus pocus, halloween harry, cosmo, keen, raptor, duke3d, heretic, hexen, quake, doom, terminal velocity, jazz jackrabbit, and diablo.

Good games.

Terminal Velocity was amazing and I wish Terminal Reality wasn't assfucked by Microsoft, 3D Realms and the Blair Witch

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

anyone have th nude code???

Which one bruh?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIIs-yx01_k

so comfy :3:

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


AbbadonOfHell posted:

Which one bruh?

TOMB RAIDER man!!!

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

TOMB RAIDER man!!!

Umm go jump off the statue at her mansion into the pool in a very specific way that I don't remember.

(or just play the PC version with the Nude Raider patch.)

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
The absolute incarnation of evil, Adolf Hitler, lies at your feet in a pool of his own blood. His wrinkled, crimson-splattered visage still strains, a jagged-toothed rictus trying to cry out. Insane even in death. Your lips pinched in bitter victory, you kick his head off his remains and spit on his corpse.

Seig heil...huh. Seig hell.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



AbbadonOfHell posted:

Oh, poo poo forgot about Sub7, couldn't you make em go all matrix screen with it? From what I remember BO was a pain to operate, Netbus was good but lacked the fun stuff and Sub7 was what you got if you wanted to really screw with peoples heads and have it fairly easy to use.

Edit: ACDSee, for all your porn viewing needs. (sans video)

*opens and clsoes your cdrom drive like a spooky ghost*

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Roger_Mudd posted:

Dudez check out the gibs! That guy got totally p0wned.

Can't wait to play Duke 3d. I read in PC Gamer that the strippers show you the goods.

@@7v1 BGH Comp Stomp 56k>

p0wned is from the early 2000s, Beyatch

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Booblord Zagats posted:

p0wned is from the early 2000s, Beyatch

w00t! would be okay though, cause Everquest.

(It means Wonderful Loot!, if you didn't know you dingus)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



AbbadonOfHell posted:

w00t! would be okay though, cause Everquest.

(It means Wonderful Loot!, if you didn't know you dingus)

no it doesn't lol

it goes back to r00t in leetspeak

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

The Goatfather posted:

no it doesn't lol

it goes back to r00t in leetspeak

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W00t

Wikipedia kinda agrees with me.

" It has also been alleged that "w00t" is a contraction of the phrase "woo, loot!" used in Dark Age of Camelot, "wonderous loot" used in Ultima Online and "Wonderful Loot" in Everquest whenever a player found large quantities of/or rare valuable items in game."

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




it just agrees that we're arguing about it and says it might actually be r00t in the same paragraph

pretty sure i was hanging out with hacker types who said w00t before everquest/daoc was a thing though

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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The Goatfather posted:

it just agrees that we're arguing about it

pretty sure i was hanging out with hacker types who said w00t before everquest was a thing though

There's a lot of "Citation needed" going on in that article

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

The Goatfather posted:

it just agrees that we're arguing about it and says it might actually be r00t in the same paragraph

pretty sure i was hanging out with hacker types who said w00t before everquest/daoc was a thing though

Your part has [citation needed]

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

The Goatfather posted:

*opens and clsoes your cdrom drive like a spooky ghost*

noooo not my cup holder

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



AbbadonOfHell posted:

Your part has [citation needed]

only because you can't cite irc chatlogs from the 90s

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com

The Goatfather posted:

only because you can't cite irc chatlogs from the 90s

http://www.bash.org/

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Holy poo poo my friend has this awesome computer, it has a hex speed CDROM. Yeah I didn't believe him until I saw it, I didn't even know they made those! And 16 megs of ram, he can play TIE Fighter without a boot disk :aaa:

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Chip n' Dales: RR was waaaay to loving easy, like easier than Ducktales and Ducktales was the first game I beat at like 6 years old. Funny thing is I didn't beat SMB till I was like 15-16 then beat Lost Levels fairly easily. I'd beat Contra III on normal before that point.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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AbbadonOfHell posted:

Chip n' Dales: RR was waaaay to loving easy, like easier than Ducktales and Ducktales was the first game I beat at like 6 years old. Funny thing is I didn't beat SMB till I was like 15-16 then beat Lost Levels fairly easily. I'd beat Contra III on normal before that point.

You must have been an only child, because Rescue Rangers is a lot harder when you play it with a sibling who keeps hitting you with the boxes and apples and getting you killed

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

You must have been an only child, because Rescue Rangers is a lot harder when you play it with a sibling who keeps hitting you with the boxes and apples and getting you killed

Uh, the second player is definitely an enemy, and should kill the first player.

AgentX
Apr 20, 2002
guys i just ordered my Super Socket 7 K6-2 333mhz with 3DNow! offa ebay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBG7HRQpPIg

Its gonna be great to finally play quake 3 arena with my voodoo3 2000 i got at babbages.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Q3Test didn't work with voodoo3s and you had to replace an openGL.dll to get it to work. I think later drivers sorted out the issue if I remember correctly.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp






AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Booblord Zagats posted:

You must have been an only child, because Rescue Rangers is a lot harder when you play it with a sibling who keeps hitting you with the boxes and apples and getting you killed

Not a only child just had a sister that's 7 years older than me so I might as well have been.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

:swoon: Mine still works, even if it sounds like it's a car trying to turn over when it loads discs.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

anyone have th nude code???

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Wasnt that just a syn flood?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
:lol: if you didn't constantly try to throw each other into toxic slime pits in Chip n Dale

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

You'd have that happen to you after pissing off people in Diablo, there was a program that blocked it though and gave you their IP so you could just Win-Nuke em right back.

Sorry I killed you in just one punch with my hacked ring. :smug:

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/firemancomics/nerdshoe.htm

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

:lol: if you didn't constantly try to throw each other into toxic slime pits in Chip n Dale

Also loving each other over in Battletoads.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





AgentX posted:

guys i just ordered my Super Socket 7 K6-2 333mhz with 3DNow! offa ebay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBG7HRQpPIg

Its gonna be great to finally play quake 3 arena with my voodoo3 2000 i got at babbages.

Vectors... in my PC?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




when ICQ was new it automatically showed everyone's IP address to everyone they were friends with, and by default it didn't require confirmation to let someone add you to their friends list, so you could just add a bunch of randoms from the public database and go down the list nuking them and watch them drop offline one at a time

also, forward this message to everyone on your friends list to stop AOL buying ICQ!!!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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natetimm posted:

Also loving each other over in Battletoads.

Double Dragon 2 or 3 I think let you hit the other player in co-op. This lead to me getting mad and throwing my controller at my older brother, who then choked me out and then put me in the bath tub and used the shower head to make it look like I pee'd myself. When my mom found out more than a decade later poo poo got super pissed

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
hello AOHell, let's go wreck some chatrooms

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Double Dragon 2 or 3 I think let you hit the other player in co-op. This lead to me getting mad and throwing my controller at my older brother, who then choked me out and then put me in the bath tub and used the shower head to make it look like I pee'd myself. When my mom found out more than a decade later poo poo got super pissed

Think a lot of beat 'em ups during that time had two different two player modes. One with friendly fire and one without.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Howard Beale posted:

hello AOHell, let's go wreck some chatrooms

FateX

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Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
I rule Rainbow Six with my ISDN. Kneel before me HPB's.

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