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IT'S FART'N TIME Fart - Noun, Football art. Also a hot wind from your rear end Farthouse - Noun - The Football Arthouse, called the Farthouse for short. A place of imagination and stupidity related to football and the place to post all your football jokes/creations that would get you yelled at for derailing in other threads This is the place for: Avatar requests posting weird fanart you find on the internet posting your own weird fanart planning goon Fart projects (TM) (WHERE IS THE PEYTON FOREHEAD FART, WUGLYFE) etc. Farts do not all have to be pictures. Farts are football writing, music, interpretive dances, whatever weird fun football poo poo that doesn't fit the discussion threads The Farthouse has made wonders featured on ESPN, Deadspin, SB Nation, Bleacher Report, CBS NBC and ABC sports, and tons of smaller sports blogs all over the great internet sports world. It is a unique place. A unique place of Farts. THINGS OF NOTE  The Draw Play - A football comic, started right here in TFF and it's been going steadily for 3 years (!) now thanks to the love and support of Farters like you. This forum is where I get most of my ideas and goons pitch me ideas all the time, and many of them actually get made. If you'd like to get a cameo in the comic (As many goons have, Swickles is a bona-fide character at this point) just shoot me an email (drawplay574@gmail.com). If you'd like to request a commission out of me, email that same address and mention who you are on the forums and you'll get a goon discount for being a cool Farter  FOOTBALL AND RATIONAL THOUGHTS (or F.A.R.T.) - The brainchild of Ehud, otherwise known as Buff Dolphins Man. Ehud operates the site pretty much by himself but it's a blog for goons to talk football and be silly, like a more organized version of this thread. If you've ever wanted to do some sportswriting, funny or otherwise, hit up Ehud and he can make it happen. F.A.R.T. also happens to be the home (or gravesite) of Too Much Mustard, the beloved goon stick figure comic drawn by Toaster Beef, who is known for going into long hibernation between bouts of glory. Will he return? Nobody knows, but at least you can enjoy some of his work on FART. Hopefully he'll upload the rest of it one day. But he's dead. To counter all that testosterone, the Farthouse doesn't discriminate the ladies. animeluva1 has gone through the entire league and created awesome eye makeup templates good for gameday or toxxes. She doesn't post anymore, so she might be dead. http://eyeshadowformation.wordpress.com/ RIP Nrr we lost one of our best Farters and he will be missed, his amazing songs are here: https://soundcloud.com/user237822301 Also RIP to Wheez, another excellent poster who gave previous versions of this thread a great many quality posts. Darth Brooks & Wuglyfe are smart design wizards and if you want to make things in PS or whatever and don't know how, they can teach you  This version of the Farthouse will start off with a new assignment. Tom Brady and the Patriots take on the Steelers in two days for the opener, and I want people to fart about the matchup. MSPaint, slam poetry, whatever. Make something about this matchup Grittybeard posted:While I'm messing around with this for convenience's sake, links to all the old Farthouse threads. Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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Sep 8, 2015 17:18
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A colon and a dash. A shameful title.
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Sep 8, 2015 17:18
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I miss Toaster Beef TY Febreeze
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Sep 8, 2015 17:25
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Spoeank posted:A colon and a dash. A shameful title. No, it's the starship Enterprise.
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Sep 8, 2015 17:26
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Farthouse is dead. Long live Farthouse.
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good op, dave now maybe people will stop going "what is the farthouse  "
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Sep 8, 2015 17:40
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Coldforge posted:No, it's the starship Enterprise. Looks like complicated genitalia to me
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Sep 8, 2015 17:42
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Spoeank posted:A colon and a dash. A shameful title. Yeah that's definitely my fault not his - I phone posted and it's super hard to erase poo poo in the middle of a sentence so I just left it. Womp womp. I'm looking forward to a FARTHOUSE comic dubbed "A History Of Cheating" with bill belichick going through our history and showing different famous cheaters throughout US history how to cheat but are ultimately caught, like Lance Armstrong, Rosie Something (cheated at the Boston Marathon) or even pop culture references like Milli Vanilli lip synching,
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Someone put ToasterBeef's face on a milkcarton and find his rear end! Yes I know he got married and is no longer shackled to the internet let me dream
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Good poo poo, OP.
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 I'm cheering for Ben to have an 8 td game and set the record thursday.
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Chichevache posted:
Wait, you're cheering for the Steelers? And not for a meteor to hit Gillette Stadium? For shame.
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Chichevache posted:
As I said before, hopelessly screwed is when Pittsburgh is at its best.
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whypick1 posted:Wait, you're cheering for the Steelers? And not for a meteor to hit Gillette Stadium? For shame. Cheering for death and destruction is pretty unjust and wrong. Mel Mudkiper posted:As I said before, hopelessly screwed is when Pittsburgh is at its best. Two or more women disagree. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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Sep 8, 2015 19:05
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 New thread I might as well contribute a horrifying visage of Belichick for some reason
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By the way, Cruel and Unusual's Lions post just went up http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/detroit-lions-season-preview-2015/ Weekly Font's Jets went up, and his write up was great everyone should read it http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/new-york-jets-2015-season-preview/ Also Bort Bortles and the Jags went up too http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/jacksonville-jaguars-2015-season-preview/ Zen Vulgarity's Bucs post as well http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/tampa-bay-buccaneers-2015-season-preview/ Currently putting together the Patriots, Chargers, Browns and Chiefs, which are the last teams I have write ups for.
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To commemorate the new Farthouse I updated one of my old avs, feel free to buy it for literally every Pats fan
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Febreeze posted:
quote:Key Losses: QB Josh McCown eeeehhhhhhhhhhh
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Sep 8, 2015 20:37
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No no no, McCown had a key ring they need to get back
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Febreeze posted:Currently putting together the Patriots, Chargers, Browns and Chiefs, which are the last teams I have write ups for. Apprehensively looking forward to seeing what I wrote because I barely remember it. I preemptively blame all the other Chiefs fans for not doing it if it sucks.
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Spoeank posted:No no no, McCown had a key ring they need to get back Like...a ring with keys on it? Or a really important ring?
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Rasczak posted:To commemorate the new Farthouse I updated one of my old avs, feel free to buy it for literally every Pats fan Oh, Rascz, you beautiful fucker.
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Febreeze posted:Currently putting together the Patriots, Chargers, Browns and Chiefs, which are the last teams I have write ups for. Let me know if you want an updated Browns one.
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Saw this on Imgur: 
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Toaster Beef sends his regards. That carton of milk got delivered to his house. e: I am a wizard.
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fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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Sep 8, 2015 21:53
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MindlessHavok posted:eeeehhhhhhhhhhh
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Toaster Beef posted:fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future TB!
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Ehud posted:TB! I'm also going to really dig in on getting the old comics back and uploaded onto FART. I know I said I was before, but, y'know, life. No idea how quickly/slowly the process might go, but it's absolutely a thing on my to-do list for getting poo poo rolling again.
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Toaster Beef posted:fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future 
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Chilichimp posted:Oh, Rascz, you beautiful fucker. Here have another 
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Febreeze posted:
Aw hey thanks 
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Toaster Beef posted:fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future The best thing all offseason is seeing you're still with us, TB.
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Rasczak posted:To commemorate the new Farthouse I updated one of my old avs, feel free to buy it for literally every Pats fan I've got an idea for an avatar that has Belichick slowly poking his head around the airport, the locker room, and the mountaintop. No idea if I can get that under 100k. The other one is Santa Belichick. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you missed your plane, and he knows which signals are fake....
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Grittybeard posted:Apprehensively looking forward to seeing what I wrote because I barely remember it. I preemptively blame all the other Chiefs fans for not doing it if it sucks. It seemed like at lot of work. Wasn't there a ton of analysis and a lot of knowledge on fringe players involved? Also, I assumed it was like WYTS, and I'm not witty, charming, or funny enough to pull off something like that.
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